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KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14904 Posts
August 28 2010 15:38 GMT
#141
On August 28 2010 12:28 ThunderGod wrote:
5/5

Would not read again.

King K. Rool
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada4408 Posts
August 28 2010 15:43 GMT
#142
Damn

I read this again.

WOULD READ AGAIN
nK)Duke
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany936 Posts
August 28 2010 19:46 GMT
#143
I question your sexual orientation
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
August 28 2010 20:59 GMT
#144
I'm so glad i read the comments and not the OP first
Can you feel the rush?
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
August 28 2010 21:02 GMT
#145
On August 28 2010 02:45 konadora wrote:
what is this i don't even

dont ruin ur innocence reading this kona
RIP Aaliyah
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
August 28 2010 21:51 GMT
#146
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=147829
Each day gets better : )
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
August 29 2010 00:49 GMT
#147
On August 27 2010 18:06 Mora wrote:
oh my god i'm so glad i came across this blog.

fuckin' hilarious.


lol Mora you have any similar stories of ur own to share? If so, I got 5 stars waiting right here for you in my pocket.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43588 Posts
March 15 2012 04:23 GMT
#148
Hey fuck guys! Remember when blogs used to be not shit with actual awesome crap in it rather than some girl being stalked on facebook.
What happened man!?
Fuck!
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
March 15 2012 04:40 GMT
#149
LOL wtf how did i miss this blog
5/5
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
March 15 2012 04:41 GMT
#150
This is far more amusing the second time I read it, now that I'm in a college dorm.
Amaterasu1234
Profile Joined November 2010
United States317 Posts
March 15 2012 05:00 GMT
#151
Freakin'. Hilarious!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
March 15 2012 05:25 GMT
#152
epic bump rofl
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
March 15 2012 05:25 GMT
#153
On March 15 2012 13:23 KwarK wrote:
Hey fuck guys! Remember when blogs used to be not shit with actual awesome crap in it rather than some girl being stalked on facebook.
What happened man!?
Fuck!

dude read my blogs haha
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
March 15 2012 05:40 GMT
#154
Two years later, this is still the funniest blog I've read on TL.
Buy prints of my photographs at Redbubble -> http://www.redbubble.com/people/shoenberg3
Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
March 15 2012 06:08 GMT
#155
This shit if fucked up behond believe
¯\_(☺)_/¯
Wrongspeedy
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1655 Posts
March 15 2012 06:13 GMT
#156
I like how he thinks the sound of a guy sucking someones dick is gross. Is it differen't than the sound a girl makes when she is sucking a dick? Hahahahah the whole thing was pretty funny. Like him noticing 2 naked guys in a bed together and just acting like they were taking a walk in the park together.
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.- John Stuart Mill
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
March 15 2012 06:41 GMT
#157
I started reading the opening 2 sentences and immediately thought of
Chris: No dude you don't get it I'm gonna fuckin suck your dick for AN HOUR if you keep suckin.

More arguing back and forth, and eventually the black dude keeps sucking and Chris cums.
and then falls asleep without giving a shit what the black dude has to say.

it's amazing how these things stay with you..
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
ImDrizzt
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Norway427 Posts
March 15 2012 08:34 GMT
#158
Should have gotten up and started peeing on them mid-sex.
Link to my serious blog, where I am serious and spreads truth, knowledge and "serious" stuff: http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=982066
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
March 15 2012 08:58 GMT
#159
On March 15 2012 17:34 ImDrizzt wrote:
Should have gotten up and started peeing on them mid-sex.


ahahahahaha
drastic times take drastic measures
better hope neither one of them is ... into that, for it to actually work D:
Liquipedia@jkursk
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
March 15 2012 08:59 GMT
#160
This > girl blogs
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
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