EPT[NSFW] My Roommate + Men - Page 10
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pigmanbear
Angola2010 Posts
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Your roommate was a bad ass male fucker though lol. | ||
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Phisk
166 Posts
"yeah i fuckin hate it when people criticize me, im just sayin, don't be so fuckin difficult. i hate it when people criticize me. just sayin." and then falls asleep without giving a shit what the black dude has to say. Can't believe you didn't leave the room, I would've been out of there so fast if I had a roomate who was having sex while I was in the room, especially if they were as talkative as those guys =S. Then again I wouldn't have gotten this awesome story out of it..... | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On August 14 2012 07:30 Phisk wrote: Hahaha wow, this blog delivered. That roommate is a fucking boss. Almost fell off my chair while reading Can't believe you didn't leave the room, I would've been out of there so fast if I had a roomate who was having sex while I was in the room, especially if they were as talkative as those guys =S. Then again I wouldn't have gotten this awesome story out of it..... Here's something really evil you could have done. Step one: Buy a blank prescription bottle, fill it with multivitamins: ![[image loading]](http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/j/jv/jvror/991548_prescription_bottle_-_blank_label.jpg) Step two: Print out a label for anti-HIV drugs and glue it onto the bottle: ![[image loading]](http://images.ddccdn.com/pro/images/c2002324-a271-4402-8f39-8cdbcfd61080/zidovudine-02.jpg) Step three: Spill out the bottle on his bed or someplace where his partner will be sure to see it. When the partner sees it, be all like I don't know where he got it, it might have come out of a package he got X weeks ago, but I really dunno Step four: When your roommate finally sobers up, and starts asking who did this, say I saw some dude running out of our room when I got home. He wearing a hoodie so I didn't see his face clearly Since he's already an asshole to all his boyfriends, he likely has a ton of drama/mistrust already built up so you can just turn that against him. He's going to lash out, and his boyfriends are going to backlash against him, etc etc. Either way, you will have just ensured he will never get gay sex for the rest of the school year. Problem solved. | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
thanks man, but really, he's a chill dude - honestly all this dominating gay sex with black dudes isn't really a problem.... | ||
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sereniity
Sweden1159 Posts
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote: "hell naw, we can't do dat shit here!" Why the fuck did I read this in Chris Rock's voice? Also, poor black guy, doing all the work and being left hanging (literally) has to suck (figuratively). | ||
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Lexpar
1813 Posts
On August 29 2012 22:25 kafkaesque wrote: Why the fuck did I read this in Chris Rock's voice? Also, poor black guy, doing all the work and being left hanging (literally) has to suck (figuratively). hahahaha (humorously) | ||
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Meadowlark
United States349 Posts
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Doodsmack
United States7224 Posts
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
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yokohama
United States1116 Posts
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote: tried imagining that the black dude was actually a girl giving a blowjob... What is this I don't even Funny story though, I'm really glad I never had any roommates that put me in terribly awkward situations like that. He seems completely inconsiderate. | ||
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SkysLa
Canada84 Posts
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Eriksen
Micronesia720 Posts
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