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pigmanbear
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Angola2010 Posts
August 13 2012 13:51 GMT
#181
Faking night terrors would've been pretty hilarious, especially if he started speaking gibberish.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 13 2012 20:01 GMT
#182
Man your old roommate was a bad ass. He just falls asleep afterwards with 0 fucks given.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 13 2012 21:14 GMT
#183
Oh god this story .__.

Your roommate was a bad ass male fucker though lol.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Phisk
Profile Joined June 2010
166 Posts
August 13 2012 22:30 GMT
#184
Hahaha wow, this blog delivered. That roommate is a fucking boss. Almost fell off my chair while reading
"yeah i fuckin hate it when people criticize me, im just sayin, don't be so fuckin difficult. i hate it when people criticize me. just sayin." and then falls asleep without giving a shit what the black dude has to say.

Can't believe you didn't leave the room, I would've been out of there so fast if I had a roomate who was having sex while I was in the room, especially if they were as talkative as those guys =S. Then again I wouldn't have gotten this awesome story out of it.....
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-14 09:13:49
August 14 2012 08:52 GMT
#185
On August 14 2012 07:30 Phisk wrote:
Hahaha wow, this blog delivered. That roommate is a fucking boss. Almost fell off my chair while reading
Show nested quote +
"yeah i fuckin hate it when people criticize me, im just sayin, don't be so fuckin difficult. i hate it when people criticize me. just sayin." and then falls asleep without giving a shit what the black dude has to say.

Can't believe you didn't leave the room, I would've been out of there so fast if I had a roomate who was having sex while I was in the room, especially if they were as talkative as those guys =S. Then again I wouldn't have gotten this awesome story out of it.....


Here's something really evil you could have done.

Step one:

Buy a blank prescription bottle, fill it with multivitamins:

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Step two:

Print out a label for anti-HIV drugs and glue it onto the bottle:

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Step three:

Spill out the bottle on his bed or someplace where his partner will be sure to see it. When the partner sees it, be all like

I don't know where he got it, it might have come out of a package he got X weeks ago, but I really dunno


Step four:

When your roommate finally sobers up, and starts asking who did this, say

I saw some dude running out of our room when I got home. He wearing a hoodie so I didn't see his face clearly


Since he's already an asshole to all his boyfriends, he likely has a ton of drama/mistrust already built up so you can just turn that against him. He's going to lash out, and his boyfriends are going to backlash against him, etc etc.

Either way, you will have just ensured he will never get gay sex for the rest of the school year. Problem solved.
Что?
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 05:12:04
August 29 2012 05:11 GMT
#186
shady sands holy fuck that's brilliant ahahaha
thanks man, but really, he's a chill dude - honestly all this dominating gay sex with black dudes isn't really a problem....
sereniity
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Sweden1159 Posts
August 29 2012 06:45 GMT
#187
Can't believe ppl are so sensitive about these kind of things, I would've done the same thing as the OP, shit like this is hilarious haha!
"I am Day9, Holy shit!"
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 13:28:09
August 29 2012 13:25 GMT
#188
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote:

"hell naw, we can't do dat shit here!"



Why the fuck did I read this in Chris Rock's voice?

Also, poor black guy, doing all the work and being left hanging (literally) has to suck (figuratively).
| (• ◡•)|╯ ╰(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
March 21 2013 01:55 GMT
#189
On August 29 2012 22:25 kafkaesque wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote:

"hell naw, we can't do dat shit here!"



Why the fuck did I read this in Chris Rock's voice?

Also, poor black guy, doing all the work and being left hanging (literally) has to suck (figuratively).



hahahaha (humorously)
Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
March 21 2013 03:28 GMT
#190
If it were heterosexual the third story would be rapy as fuck
''Three bottles of Monster in a day; I'm pumped as fuck." -Stephano
Doodsmack
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7224 Posts
March 21 2013 13:18 GMT
#191
I'm appalled that you didn't tell them to stop when they were doing it lol.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 21 2013 17:55 GMT
#192
Oh I vaguely remembered this story from people asking you about Chris lol. My god I just read it through yet again holy crap.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-22 02:30:49
March 22 2013 02:30 GMT
#193
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote:
tried imagining that the black dude was actually a girl giving a blowjob...


What is this I don't even

Funny story though, I'm really glad I never had any roommates that put me in terribly awkward situations like that. He seems completely inconsiderate.
SkysLa
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada84 Posts
March 22 2013 16:30 GMT
#194
Chris is a great hero who could teach us all many things. I admire him. Serious.
Eriksen
Profile Joined December 2012
Micronesia720 Posts
March 23 2013 07:27 GMT
#195
That was totally intense. Seriously.
Whether it has ended with a happy ending or sad, I never was an important thing to you.
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