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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
March 15 2012 09:26 GMT
#161
hmmm I can remember this one pretty well. How come disciple hasn't made a cover of this one yet ?
ॐ
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28784 Posts
March 15 2012 11:26 GMT
#162
thanks for bumping, I missed it the first time. op is awesome, as is roommate.
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-15 12:32:42
March 15 2012 12:27 GMT
#163
looooooooooool they dont make blogs like this anymore xD

Whats with all the people saying it would be more acceptable if it was a girl? :p
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
March 15 2012 12:39 GMT
#164
On April 15 2010 11:38 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote:

Chris: No dude you don't get it I'm gonna fuckin suck your dick for AN HOUR if you keep suckin.

More arguing back and forth, and eventually the black dude keeps sucking and Chris cums.
and then falls asleep without giving a shit what the black dude has to say.

Fucking baller.


I just wondered if "baller" had a special meaning in this context.
11 years and counting- TL #680
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
March 15 2012 13:48 GMT
#165
OP is fantastic, thanks for the bump!
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
March 15 2012 14:09 GMT
#166
What a bump... that was an interesting read (again).
[TLMS] REBOOT
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
August 08 2012 11:04 GMT
#167
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Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
August 08 2012 11:25 GMT
#168
Wow your roommate is pretty badass.
Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do. TL will still be here when you get back
Daeny
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
18 Posts
August 08 2012 13:01 GMT
#169
Dafuq did I just read?
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
August 08 2012 13:50 GMT
#170
On August 08 2012 20:04 krndandaman wrote:
I just realized I'm now going to go to the same school as OP did... should I be worried? I heard there are a lot of gay people there and nothing against gay people but I would go crazy if something like this happened to me


you're already thinking about it, which means you caught the gay dude. my condolences

rip krndandaman
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FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
August 08 2012 14:09 GMT
#171
Nice bump, lole´d IRL.

I have to admit i would have been kind of mad...
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Kaoriyu
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada276 Posts
August 11 2012 23:16 GMT
#172
LOL.....idk how I would of lived in that situation
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-11 23:56:19
August 11 2012 23:55 GMT
#173
On August 08 2012 20:04 krndandaman wrote:
I just realized I'm now going to go to the same school as OP did... should I be worried? I heard there are a lot of gay people there and nothing against gay people but I would go crazy if something like this happened to me

don't worry, the dorm policies say that in order for you or your roommate to bring someone into your room (anyone, not just bf or gf), you and your roommate need to agree. if you don't want your roommate to bring someone over, but he still does, you can talk to the RA and sort things out.

i mean, usually, no one is that strict and formal on the rules. actually my roommate and i agreed to let each other have the room to ourselves if need be (if it's late, the other person can just go to the lounge and sleep on the sofa there). it's just being reasonable on both sides. whenever i brought a girl back, i'd text him beforehand, and he was cool with it. he even let her sleep overnight in our room.

i was the one who should've left the room in this situation (story 3), but i wanted to sleep, and chris was too drunk anyway to care, so it worked out the way it did LOL
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 12 2012 00:04 GMT
#174
On August 08 2012 20:04 krndandaman wrote:
I just realized I'm now going to go to the same school as OP did... should I be worried? I heard there are a lot of gay people there and nothing against gay people but I would go crazy if something like this happened to me


Just jump in with them sometime

wink wink
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
August 12 2012 00:22 GMT
#175
On August 12 2012 09:04 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2012 20:04 krndandaman wrote:
I just realized I'm now going to go to the same school as OP did... should I be worried? I heard there are a lot of gay people there and nothing against gay people but I would go crazy if something like this happened to me


Just jump in with them sometime

wink wink




Sooooo nasty. But seriously you should do it. or like fake sleep walk over there.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Paradise`
Profile Joined January 2012
United States201 Posts
August 12 2012 09:34 GMT
#176
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHA
IshinShishi
Profile Joined April 2012
Japan6156 Posts
August 12 2012 09:58 GMT
#177
Holy shit this blog is so awesome, at first I was not sure if I should read it and I was still reluctant midway, but it was totally worth it, I imagined your friend as that crazy flamboyant dude Chris Crocker (leave Britney alone) and couldn't stop laughing, fuck, 5/5.
So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 12 2012 20:31 GMT
#178
On August 12 2012 09:04 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2012 20:04 krndandaman wrote:
I just realized I'm now going to go to the same school as OP did... should I be worried? I heard there are a lot of gay people there and nothing against gay people but I would go crazy if something like this happened to me


Just jump in with them sometime

wink wink

i always wondered whether girls find 2 guys doing it to be hot, sorta like how us guys find 2 girls making out super hot. Now i know.
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
August 12 2012 21:53 GMT
#179
Man that's pretty crazy
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
August 13 2012 02:57 GMT
#180
Situations that call for the troll and accidental walk-ins. I don't know if you're descriptions are gold or disturbing... or both.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
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