[NSFW] My Roommate + Men - Page 7

I had a similar experience at a friend's house once. Most of us drove three hours to get to the house and 5 of us went to sleep on the floor. Two of my friends (a boyfriend/girlfriend couple) are about 5 feet away from me. I have trouble falling asleep. Half an hour later I hear makeout noises. I wasn't really surprised, but this definitely made it a LOT more difficult falling asleep. The girl starts breathing heavy. and soon muffles herself with a pillow. This continues for ten minutes. They calm down, he gets up, and they start kissing again. I assume the rest of the noises go with the kissing until the smell hit me. The smell only a man can make. They were screwing each other with three friends in the room, one about a foot away from them!

They stop and I feel considerably less awkward, almost falling asleep. I probably would have fallen asleep if they didn't start going at it again ten minutes later. At that point I stood up and left the room and went to the downstairs couch. The girl came down five minutes later to apologize, but I lied and said I woke up with a stiff back and needed to sleep on something softer. To this day she still denies anything other than kissing happened, but I know....