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[NSFW] My Roommate + Men - Page 5

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meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
April 15 2010 09:04 GMT
#81
this is too sick to be false.
Brood War loyalist
e.soul[gm]
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Sierra Leone254 Posts
April 15 2010 09:12 GMT
#82
On April 15 2010 15:54 3clipse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2010 15:45 e.soul[gm] wrote:
this made me horny ;-;

Show nested quote +
On April 15 2010 15:49 KingofHearts wrote:
maybe soon you'll be joining them. rofl

Are you black? :D

white and horny, baby.
http://www.last.fm/user/jesuspopk
LuDwig-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Italy1143 Posts
April 15 2010 09:21 GMT
#83
AHHHAAH I really could not wait to hear the fourth story!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120015&currentpage=98<--Search the HotBid's Post
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43596 Posts
April 15 2010 10:15 GMT
#84
On April 15 2010 18:04 meegrean wrote:
this is too sick to be false.

It's too standard to be false. I've overheard people having sex before. Sometimes people are gay. Therefore sometimes the sex you overhear will be gay. It happens, deal with it.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
April 15 2010 10:37 GMT
#85
i lol'd hard ... this is mad entertaining
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
LuDwig-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Italy1143 Posts
April 15 2010 10:53 GMT
#86
That come to my mind:
You see they are all black! How it is possible?
Your room has to be in the dark (you say you were "faking" a sleep) so you have LOOKED at them when they go to bed.
Yeah man..you really have some homosexual curiosity.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120015&currentpage=98<--Search the HotBid's Post
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
April 15 2010 12:19 GMT
#87
hahaha this is hilarious. come on guys, you've never heard your roommate going at it? i'd high five him in the morning, and i'd expect him to do the same for me.
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 12:26:59
April 15 2010 12:20 GMT
#88
chris sounds like a guy I know

do u and ur roommate go to georgetown by any chance?
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
April 15 2010 12:24 GMT
#89
From what i can tell, it doesn't matter if your roommate was gay or not. (okay, the sucking dick conversation sounds scarring, but MAYBE you shouldn't have pretended you were asleep)
He just sounds like a complete douche bag.
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ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
April 15 2010 12:40 GMT
#90
On April 15 2010 19:53 LuDwig- wrote:
That come to my mind:
You see they are all black! How it is possible?
Your room has to be in the dark (you say you were "faking" a sleep) so you have LOOKED at them when they go to bed.
Yeah man..you really have some homosexual curiosity.


No you don't really need to look to tell it's a black guy 99% of the time lol.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
April 15 2010 13:30 GMT
#91
On April 15 2010 21:19 yubee wrote:
hahaha this is hilarious. come on guys, you've never heard your roommate going at it? i'd high five him in the morning, and i'd expect him to do the same for me.

Sounds like my way of going at this *high five*!

o/
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 15 2010 15:38 GMT
#92
On April 15 2010 21:20 PokePill wrote:
chris sounds like a guy I know

do u and ur roommate go to georgetown by any chance?

haha no, georgetown waitlisted me but i didn't bother trying to get in. i go to american u (for IR!! :D)
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 15:41:32
April 15 2010 15:39 GMT
#93
For everyone laughing this off, you guys honestly need to put yourself in his shoes. I bet most of you would be just as sicked if something like this would happened to you.
edit:
Contact your resident head and fix the problem. It's just that simple. You could talk to your roommate, but that honestly might make things more awkward.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 15 2010 15:44 GMT
#94
On April 16 2010 00:39 Mickey wrote:
For everyone laughing this off, you guys honestly need to put yourself in his shoes. I bet most of you would just as sicked if something like this would happened to you.


hmm?? im not scarred. sure it was gross but i've experienced worse on the internet. i thought the whole situation (all 3 of them actually lol) were pretty funny. that's why im posting it here.

there's actually not much (or anything?) in my OP about my feelings toward these incidents. just description so you guys can have fun with it lol.

i'm all for laughing about it.

seriously dude
Black dude protests
Chris: No just fuckin suck my dick
Black dude: come onnnn I've been sucking for like so long I'm tired
Chris: Dude just suck my dick. I promise I'll give you the best fuckin blowjob ever if you keep sucking.
Black dude: I'm tiredddd
Chris: No dude you don't get it I'm gonna fuckin suck your dick for AN HOUR if you keep suckin.

how can you NOT laugh at this
buhhy
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1113 Posts
April 15 2010 16:54 GMT
#95
LOL funny stuff. Does this guy prefer black guys btw?

On April 15 2010 19:53 LuDwig- wrote:
That come to my mind:
You see they are all black! How it is possible?
Your room has to be in the dark (you say you were "faking" a sleep) so you have LOOKED at them when they go to bed.
Yeah man..you really have some homosexual curiosity.


Curiosity =/= having homosexual thoughts.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
April 15 2010 18:21 GMT
#96
I'm surprised their so many bottom black guys~ Don't know any in my city thats for sure
Nak Allstar.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
April 15 2010 18:39 GMT
#97
I guess bros before hoes doesn't apply here?
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mrmin123 *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Korea (South)2971 Posts
April 15 2010 19:01 GMT
#98
Too many bros, not enough hoes.
Translator태양은 묘지위에 붉게 떠오르고 / 한낮에 찌는 더위는 나의 시련 일찌라!
broz0rs
Profile Joined July 2008
United States2294 Posts
April 15 2010 20:04 GMT
#99
anybody else thinks this is one of the funniest blog entries ever? "JUST STFU AND SUCK MAH DICKK" lol

The roommate is a baller.
KH1031
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States862 Posts
April 15 2010 20:29 GMT
#100
On April 16 2010 03:39 SonuvBob wrote:
I guess bros before hoes doesn't apply here?


bros before balls
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