• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 18:00
CEST 00:00
KST 07:00
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Finals Preview: Two Legacies18Code S Season 2 (2026) - RO12 Preview2herO wins GSL Code S Season 1 (2026)5Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO4 & Finals Preview5[ASL21] Ro4 Preview: On Course12
Community News
Weekly Cups (May 11-17): Classic wins double0Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO8 Results2Weekly Cups (May 4-10): Clem, MaxPax, herO win1Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule !18Weekly Cups (April 27-May 4): Clem takes triple0
StarCraft 2
General
herO wins GSL Code S Season 1 (2026) Code S Season 2 (2026) - RO12 Preview Weekly Cups (May 11-17): Classic wins double Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO4 & Finals Preview Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - The Finalists
Tourneys
Crank Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League GSL Code S Season 2 (2026) GSL Code S Season 1 (2026) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule !
Strategy
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3 [A] Nemrods 1/4 players
External Content
Mutation # 527 Hell Train The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 526 Rubber and Glue Mutation # 525 Wheel of Misfortune
Brood War
General
25 Years Since Brood War Patch 1.08 (Spoiler) ASL21 Winner's Interview vespene.gg — BW replays in browser [ASL21] Finals Preview: Two Legacies UA StarCraft: Mawin (T) vs hanniGan (P) Showmatch
Tourneys
[ASL21] Grand Finals Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues Small VOD Thread 2.0
Strategy
Any training maps people recommend? Muta micro map competition [G] Hydra ZvZ: An Introduction Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Dawn of War IV ZeroSpace Megathread Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Trading/Investing Thread US Politics Mega-thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread YouTube Thread
Fan Clubs
The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread McBoner: A hockey love story TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
streaming software Strange computer issues (software)
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Esports Organizations: Raisi…
TrAiDoS
Why RTS gamers make better f…
gosubay
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1315 users

[NSFW] My Roommate + Men - Page 5

Blogs > ieatkids5
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next All
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
April 15 2010 09:04 GMT
#81
this is too sick to be false.
Brood War loyalist
e.soul[gm]
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Sierra Leone254 Posts
April 15 2010 09:12 GMT
#82
On April 15 2010 15:54 3clipse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2010 15:45 e.soul[gm] wrote:
this made me horny ;-;

Show nested quote +
On April 15 2010 15:49 KingofHearts wrote:
maybe soon you'll be joining them. rofl

Are you black? :D

white and horny, baby.
http://www.last.fm/user/jesuspopk
LuDwig-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Italy1143 Posts
April 15 2010 09:21 GMT
#83
AHHHAAH I really could not wait to hear the fourth story!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120015&currentpage=98<--Search the HotBid's Post
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44012 Posts
April 15 2010 10:15 GMT
#84
On April 15 2010 18:04 meegrean wrote:
this is too sick to be false.

It's too standard to be false. I've overheard people having sex before. Sometimes people are gay. Therefore sometimes the sex you overhear will be gay. It happens, deal with it.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
April 15 2010 10:37 GMT
#85
i lol'd hard ... this is mad entertaining
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
LuDwig-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Italy1143 Posts
April 15 2010 10:53 GMT
#86
That come to my mind:
You see they are all black! How it is possible?
Your room has to be in the dark (you say you were "faking" a sleep) so you have LOOKED at them when they go to bed.
Yeah man..you really have some homosexual curiosity.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120015&currentpage=98<--Search the HotBid's Post
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
April 15 2010 12:19 GMT
#87
hahaha this is hilarious. come on guys, you've never heard your roommate going at it? i'd high five him in the morning, and i'd expect him to do the same for me.
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 12:26:59
April 15 2010 12:20 GMT
#88
chris sounds like a guy I know

do u and ur roommate go to georgetown by any chance?
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
April 15 2010 12:24 GMT
#89
From what i can tell, it doesn't matter if your roommate was gay or not. (okay, the sucking dick conversation sounds scarring, but MAYBE you shouldn't have pretended you were asleep)
He just sounds like a complete douche bag.
ヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノDELETE ICEFROGヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
April 15 2010 12:40 GMT
#90
On April 15 2010 19:53 LuDwig- wrote:
That come to my mind:
You see they are all black! How it is possible?
Your room has to be in the dark (you say you were "faking" a sleep) so you have LOOKED at them when they go to bed.
Yeah man..you really have some homosexual curiosity.


No you don't really need to look to tell it's a black guy 99% of the time lol.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
April 15 2010 13:30 GMT
#91
On April 15 2010 21:19 yubee wrote:
hahaha this is hilarious. come on guys, you've never heard your roommate going at it? i'd high five him in the morning, and i'd expect him to do the same for me.

Sounds like my way of going at this *high five*!

o/
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 15 2010 15:38 GMT
#92
On April 15 2010 21:20 PokePill wrote:
chris sounds like a guy I know

do u and ur roommate go to georgetown by any chance?

haha no, georgetown waitlisted me but i didn't bother trying to get in. i go to american u (for IR!! :D)
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 15:41:32
April 15 2010 15:39 GMT
#93
For everyone laughing this off, you guys honestly need to put yourself in his shoes. I bet most of you would be just as sicked if something like this would happened to you.
edit:
Contact your resident head and fix the problem. It's just that simple. You could talk to your roommate, but that honestly might make things more awkward.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 15 2010 15:44 GMT
#94
On April 16 2010 00:39 Mickey wrote:
For everyone laughing this off, you guys honestly need to put yourself in his shoes. I bet most of you would just as sicked if something like this would happened to you.


hmm?? im not scarred. sure it was gross but i've experienced worse on the internet. i thought the whole situation (all 3 of them actually lol) were pretty funny. that's why im posting it here.

there's actually not much (or anything?) in my OP about my feelings toward these incidents. just description so you guys can have fun with it lol.

i'm all for laughing about it.

seriously dude
Black dude protests
Chris: No just fuckin suck my dick
Black dude: come onnnn I've been sucking for like so long I'm tired
Chris: Dude just suck my dick. I promise I'll give you the best fuckin blowjob ever if you keep sucking.
Black dude: I'm tiredddd
Chris: No dude you don't get it I'm gonna fuckin suck your dick for AN HOUR if you keep suckin.

how can you NOT laugh at this
buhhy
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1113 Posts
April 15 2010 16:54 GMT
#95
LOL funny stuff. Does this guy prefer black guys btw?

On April 15 2010 19:53 LuDwig- wrote:
That come to my mind:
You see they are all black! How it is possible?
Your room has to be in the dark (you say you were "faking" a sleep) so you have LOOKED at them when they go to bed.
Yeah man..you really have some homosexual curiosity.


Curiosity =/= having homosexual thoughts.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
April 15 2010 18:21 GMT
#96
I'm surprised their so many bottom black guys~ Don't know any in my city thats for sure
Nak Allstar.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
April 15 2010 18:39 GMT
#97
I guess bros before hoes doesn't apply here?
Administrator
mrmin123 *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Korea (South)2971 Posts
April 15 2010 19:01 GMT
#98
Too many bros, not enough hoes.
Translator태양은 묘지위에 붉게 떠오르고 / 한낮에 찌는 더위는 나의 시련 일찌라!
broz0rs
Profile Joined July 2008
United States2294 Posts
April 15 2010 20:04 GMT
#99
anybody else thinks this is one of the funniest blog entries ever? "JUST STFU AND SUCK MAH DICKK" lol

The roommate is a baller.
KH1031
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States862 Posts
April 15 2010 20:29 GMT
#100
On April 16 2010 03:39 SonuvBob wrote:
I guess bros before hoes doesn't apply here?


bros before balls
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Patches Events
19:30
Patches' Patch Clash #7
RotterdaM508
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 508
ProTech101
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 21891
Zeus 66
Artosis 38
NaDa 19
Dota 2
NeuroSwarm108
League of Legends
JimRising 543
Other Games
gofns15701
summit1g11574
tarik_tv11504
FrodaN4968
Grubby4773
Liquid`RaSZi2871
shahzam406
KnowMe354
Liquid`Hasu156
kaitlyn49
Dewaltoss45
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick1110
BasetradeTV81
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 18 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 40
• musti20045 36
• IndyKCrew
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Migwel
• intothetv
• Kozan
• LaughNgamezSOOP
StarCraft: Brood War
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 2210
• masondota21131
Other Games
• imaqtpie1121
• WagamamaTV353
• Shiphtur291
• tFFMrPink 16
Upcoming Events
OSC
2h
Universe Titan Cup
13h
Rogue vs Percival
Wardi Open
14h
Monday Night Weeklies
18h
Replay Cast
1d 2h
Kung Fu Cup
1d 13h
GSL
2 days
herO vs Classic
Cure vs Clem
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
GSL
3 days
Maru vs SHIN
Zoun vs Rogue
[ Show More ]
WardiTV Spring Champion…
3 days
SKillous vs Strange
Lambo vs Strange
Ryung vs Strange
Lambo vs Ryung
Ryung vs SKillous
Lambo vs SKillous
Replay Cast
4 days
Maestros of the Game
4 days
Replay Cast
5 days
RSL Revival
5 days
TBD vs SHIN
TBD vs Rogue
IPSL
5 days
ZZZero vs WorsT
Julia vs eOnzErG
Replay Cast
6 days
RSL Revival
6 days
IPSL
6 days
Dragon vs Artosis
dxtr13 vs Hawk
BSL
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Escore Tournament S2: W8
2026 GSL S1
Heroes Pulsing #1

Ongoing

2026 KK StarCraft Pro League
BSL Season 22
IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
KK 2v2 League Season 1
YSL S3
Acropolis #4
SCTL 2026 Spring
WardiTV Spring 2026
2026 GSL S2
RSL Revival: Season 5
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals

Upcoming

CSCL: Masked Kings S4
Escore Tournament S2: King of Kings
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Maestros of the Game 2
Bounty Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.