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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
April 15 2010 03:36 GMT
#41
Are you sure your roommate's name isn't Taylor?
lone_hydra
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada1460 Posts
April 15 2010 03:37 GMT
#42
Cool story bro.

A gay time was had by all!
Fav Gamers: 2)Stork 5)Bisu
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
April 15 2010 03:38 GMT
#43
i have to use that line
SUCK MY DICK I DONT LIKE BEING CRITICIZED zzzzz *snore*
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
April 15 2010 03:39 GMT
#44
that's why im glad my dorm i stayed in last year had seperate rooms, as in like 4 people shared a room but all the bedrooms were seperate, there was no issues for things like this. The best part is you couldn't hear any noises like that, loud moaning however most definitely went through those walls.

Then again i guess that would make you miss out on funny stories like this even if they are horribly fucked up
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
April 15 2010 03:41 GMT
#45
This is um, interesting.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
April 15 2010 03:42 GMT
#46
Your roommate sounds pretty cool, and be grateful he actually apologizes for not notifying you beforehand.
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
April 15 2010 03:43 GMT
#47
Believe it or not, for people reading this and think its bad...

There are worse roommates out there. And they are many.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
April 15 2010 03:46 GMT
#48
lol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
April 15 2010 03:53 GMT
#49
Seems like your roomate is getting a signifigantly LARGER amount of action than you... Are you sure thats not the real problem?
Why?
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
April 15 2010 03:56 GMT
#50
I skipped thread knowing comments would be funny =)
tabako
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35 Posts
April 15 2010 04:05 GMT
#51
The only disturbing part of this story is the part when you just go sit at your desk after entering the room and seeing them in bed.
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
April 15 2010 04:05 GMT
#52
I would be damn scared if I have roommate like yours.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
April 15 2010 04:06 GMT
#53
Lol your roommates a pimp
Nak Allstar.
IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
April 15 2010 04:07 GMT
#54
So which VODs were you watching?
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
April 15 2010 04:08 GMT
#55
Chris tells the black dude to lick the cum off his chest (don't ask if he actually does, I have no clue). Black dude tells Chris not to wipe the cum with black dude's clothes, and so Chris says "Well yeah so fuckin lick this cum off my chest." Black dude now wants to fuck, but Chris (fortunately) starts saying stuff like "yeah i fuckin hate it when people criticize me, im just sayin, don't be so fuckin difficult. i hate it when people criticize me. just sayin." and then falls asleep without giving a shit what the black dude has to say.


so bad manner
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 15 2010 04:16 GMT
#56
On April 15 2010 12:53 TheComeback wrote:
Seems like your roomate is getting a signifigantly LARGER amount of action than you... Are you sure thats not the real problem?

nah read through more of the thread
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 04:19:00
April 15 2010 04:17 GMT
#57
On April 15 2010 13:07 IndecisivePenguin wrote:
So which VODs were you watching?

Sky 2005 Soul vs Khan game 4
best 2v2 ever??

edit - i forgot who the players were
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
April 15 2010 04:21 GMT
#58
This is ridiculously gross
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
April 15 2010 04:41 GMT
#59
uhh
glad your watching bw vods
LUCK IS NO EXCUSE
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 04:45:33
April 15 2010 04:44 GMT
#60
On April 15 2010 12:36 Kennigit wrote:
Are you sure your roommate's name isn't Taylor?

My roommate's name is Taylor (male). The girl who lives across from us is also a Taylor. Pretty much surrounded by them.

And I consider myself pretty open-minded, but I would be requesting a room change sooooo fast.
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