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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
April 15 2010 03:03 GMT
#21
Good for him.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 15 2010 03:04 GMT
#22
unreal
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 03:05:51
April 15 2010 03:05 GMT
#23
On April 15 2010 11:59 The6357 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2010 11:57 TommyGG wrote:
you have to be one the of biggest pushovers in all of mankind. seriously, why would you put up with this? Nobody I know at college would just 'pretend' to sleep through it if his roommate brought a female back to the room and started having sex, let alone another dude. I personally would be pissed as hell if i were sleeping and my roommate did something of the sort (with a chick). luckily my roommate isn't too good with the ladies so that is something i never have to worry about.

that makes 2 of you lol xD


Are you kidding? What would you do if your roommate and his GF were making out or having sex?

Happens all the time in college this instance is just male on male instead of male on female. I've never had a roommate, but this common from what I hear (not the gay sex, but regular sex in dorms with roomies present). :p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 15 2010 03:05 GMT
#24
On April 15 2010 12:03 Snet wrote:
Good for him.


Agree.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
BrownBear
Profile Joined March 2010
United States6894 Posts
April 15 2010 03:06 GMT
#25
Hahahahahahaha, brilliant.

Yeah, you might want to request a roomchange. Also, rather than pretending to be asleep and listening to it, I'd recommend just telling him he can have the room for an hour or so and going and watching VODs elsewhere. He's not allowed to kick you out of the room all night, if he does, you can complain to an RA about it (speaking as an RA here, although it might be different for your college, which college are you at?)

I feel you, though. I've been woken up by a roommate hooking last year, shit is awkward as hell.
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ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 15 2010 03:08 GMT
#26
On April 15 2010 11:57 TommyGG wrote:
you have to be one the of biggest pushovers in all of mankind. seriously, why would you put up with this? Nobody I know at college would just 'pretend' to sleep through it if his roommate brought a female back to the room and started having sex, let alone another dude. I personally would be pissed as hell if i were sleeping and my roommate did something of the sort (with a chick). luckily my roommate isn't too good with the ladies so that is something i never have to worry about.

situations in order of preference

1. having the room to myself so i can get some sleep
2. being in the room while my roommate makes out with another dude, sleeping a bit
3. being sexiled

my roommate's order of preference

1. having the room to himself and his black lovers
2. making out with black dudes while his roommate is sleeping
3. not having a place to get his dick sucked


maybe im weird that i'd rather stay in bed than leave. but i am being sort of a dick to my roommate by not leaving. if i was a pushover, i would have given in to him and let him have the room. besides, i sometimes ask him to let me have the room too, and he lets me.
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
April 15 2010 03:09 GMT
#27
Shame that you didn't hit something relaxing music while they did it :D



ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 15 2010 03:11 GMT
#28
wait wait wait

you guys don't get it. this isn't a rant blog. this isn't about me complaining about my roommate. this is about sharing some funny stories. this isn't one of those situations where i would hate my roommate. it's just funny college experiences.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
April 15 2010 03:11 GMT
#29
did you jerk off when you heard the dude licking cum off chris' chest
HEY MEYT
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
April 15 2010 03:13 GMT
#30
On April 15 2010 12:11 JohnColtrane wrote:
did you jerk off when you heard the dude licking cum off chris' chest

wtf i just fell out of the chair reading that!
Firebathero is still the best!
hixhix
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1156 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 03:14:02
April 15 2010 03:13 GMT
#31
Welcome to the club of victims of gay roommates

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50070#13

The dick sucking sound by the black dude will haunt me forever, I wish I could unhear it (
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 15 2010 03:13 GMT
#32
On April 15 2010 12:06 BrownBear wrote:
Hahahahahahaha, brilliant.

Yeah, you might want to request a roomchange. Also, rather than pretending to be asleep and listening to it, I'd recommend just telling him he can have the room for an hour or so and going and watching VODs elsewhere. He's not allowed to kick you out of the room all night, if he does, you can complain to an RA about it (speaking as an RA here, although it might be different for your college, which college are you at?)

I feel you, though. I've been woken up by a roommate hooking last year, shit is awkward as hell.


haha naah I'm cool with my roommate. I know that if I told him he can't bring his friend over, then he can't. No question. But I let him bring people over because I ask him to let me use the room too. In fact I'm the one being sort of a dick to him by deciding to stay.
I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
April 15 2010 03:13 GMT
#33
On April 15 2010 12:06 BrownBear wrote:
Hahahahahahaha, brilliant.

Yeah, you might want to request a roomchange. Also, rather than pretending to be asleep and listening to it, I'd recommend just telling him he can have the room for an hour or so and going and watching VODs elsewhere. He's not allowed to kick you out of the room all night, if he does, you can complain to an RA about it (speaking as an RA here, although it might be different for your college, which college are you at?)

I feel you, though. I've been woken up by a roommate hooking last year, shit is awkward as hell.


Pfffft, dick.

Nobody likes a cock block.
" i havent been playin sc2 but i woke up w/ a boner and i really had to pee... and my crisis management and micro was really something to behold. it inspired me to play some games today" -Liquid'Tyler
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
April 15 2010 03:16 GMT
#34
really disturbing lol... but funny read
Floydian
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom374 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 03:17:35
April 15 2010 03:16 GMT
#35
LOL. What's funny is we have blogs all the time complaining about their room-mates for mostly trivial shit, then we have this and he doesn't even seem that bothered

edit - wtf this topic is moving fast. We all seem very keen to read stories of male on male action ¬¬
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
April 15 2010 03:16 GMT
#36
On April 15 2010 12:11 JohnColtrane wrote:
did you jerk off when you heard the dude licking cum off chris' chest



AHAHAHAHA ..yes he did
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10499 Posts
April 15 2010 03:27 GMT
#37
Lol 5/5
checo
Profile Joined November 2008
Mexico1364 Posts
April 15 2010 03:28 GMT
#38
HAHAHAHA damn funny dude, kinda sorry that you had to ear all that but man funny stuff
El amor no mueve al mundo, ni hace brillar el sol, pero el amor hace latir este corazon....
MourningWould
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States110 Posts
April 15 2010 03:32 GMT
#39
Do your roommate's guys look anything like this?

[image loading]


From Big SCV Thread
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24679 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-15 03:36:59
April 15 2010 03:36 GMT
#40
If it was my room at the beginning of the year, and my roommate brought over another dude to start having sex, I'd be like "GTFO OUT." If it was a girl I'd be more tolerant if they were just making out and/or cuddling/etc I guess. If the other guy argued with me I'd schedule a meeting with the head of my residence hall community or whatever it is and request an expedited room change since my roommate is repeatedly having anal sex with other students in my presence while I'm trying to sleep (feeling free to exaggerate of course) and not listening when I tell him to stop. Gonna be pretty hard for them to look you in the eye and say "sorry you are gonna have to put up with anal sex on the other bed until the end of the semester" XD

Of course if I was bringing girls over we'd have to come up with some fair plan where we get the room alone sometimes I guess.
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