EPT[NSFW] My Roommate + Men - Page 2
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Are you kidding? What would you do if your roommate and his GF were making out or having sex? Happens all the time in college this instance is just male on male instead of male on female. I've never had a roommate, but this common from what I hear (not the gay sex, but regular sex in dorms with roomies present). :p | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On April 15 2010 12:03 Snet wrote: Good for him. Agree.  | ||
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BrownBear
United States6894 Posts
Yeah, you might want to request a roomchange. Also, rather than pretending to be asleep and listening to it, I'd recommend just telling him he can have the room for an hour or so and going and watching VODs elsewhere. He's not allowed to kick you out of the room all night, if he does, you can complain to an RA about it (speaking as an RA here, although it might be different for your college, which college are you at?) I feel you, though. I've been woken up by a roommate hooking last year, shit is awkward as hell. | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
On April 15 2010 11:57 TommyGG wrote: you have to be one the of biggest pushovers in all of mankind. seriously, why would you put up with this? Nobody I know at college would just 'pretend' to sleep through it if his roommate brought a female back to the room and started having sex, let alone another dude. I personally would be pissed as hell if i were sleeping and my roommate did something of the sort (with a chick). luckily my roommate isn't too good with the ladies so that is something i never have to worry about. situations in order of preference 1. having the room to myself so i can get some sleep 2. being in the room while my roommate makes out with another dude, sleeping a bit 3. being sexiled my roommate's order of preference 1. having the room to himself and his black lovers 2. making out with black dudes while his roommate is sleeping 3. not having a place to get his dick sucked maybe im weird that i'd rather stay in bed than leave. but i am being sort of a dick to my roommate by not leaving. if i was a pushover, i would have given in to him and let him have the room. besides, i sometimes ask him to let me have the room too, and he lets me. | ||
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Too_MuchZerg
Finland2818 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
you guys don't get it. this isn't a rant blog. this isn't about me complaining about my roommate. this is about sharing some funny stories. this isn't one of those situations where i would hate my roommate. it's just funny college experiences. | ||
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
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Sprite
United States1015 Posts
On April 15 2010 12:11 JohnColtrane wrote: did you jerk off when you heard the dude licking cum off chris' chest wtf i just fell out of the chair reading that! | ||
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hixhix
1156 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50070#13 The dick sucking sound by the black dude will haunt me forever, I wish I could unhear it  ( | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
On April 15 2010 12:06 BrownBear wrote: Hahahahahahaha, brilliant. Yeah, you might want to request a roomchange. Also, rather than pretending to be asleep and listening to it, I'd recommend just telling him he can have the room for an hour or so and going and watching VODs elsewhere. He's not allowed to kick you out of the room all night, if he does, you can complain to an RA about it (speaking as an RA here, although it might be different for your college, which college are you at?) I feel you, though. I've been woken up by a roommate hooking last year, shit is awkward as hell. haha naah I'm cool with my roommate. I know that if I told him he can't bring his friend over, then he can't. No question. But I let him bring people over because I ask him to let me use the room too. In fact I'm the one being sort of a dick to him by deciding to stay. | ||
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I_Love_Bacon
United States5765 Posts
On April 15 2010 12:06 BrownBear wrote: Hahahahahahaha, brilliant. Yeah, you might want to request a roomchange. Also, rather than pretending to be asleep and listening to it, I'd recommend just telling him he can have the room for an hour or so and going and watching VODs elsewhere. He's not allowed to kick you out of the room all night, if he does, you can complain to an RA about it (speaking as an RA here, although it might be different for your college, which college are you at?) I feel you, though. I've been woken up by a roommate hooking last year, shit is awkward as hell. Pfffft, dick. Nobody likes a cock block. | ||
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DanceCommander
United States1808 Posts
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Floydian
United Kingdom374 Posts
edit - wtf this topic is moving fast. We all seem very keen to read stories of male on male action ¬¬ | ||
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MetalMarine
United States1559 Posts
On April 15 2010 12:11 JohnColtrane wrote: did you jerk off when you heard the dude licking cum off chris' chest AHAHAHAHA ..yes he did | ||
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BlackJack
United States10076 Posts
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checo
Mexico1364 Posts
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MourningWould
United States110 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8361/nigra1.jpg) From Big SCV Thread | ||
micronesia
United States24495 Posts
Of course if I was bringing girls over we'd have to come up with some fair plan where we get the room alone sometimes I guess. | ||
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