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Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
April 15 2010 21:08 GMT
#101
lol pretty funny, but pretty standard at uni too
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
April 15 2010 22:12 GMT
#102
Um yeah I don't know why I didn't leave.

you wanted some of the action. admit it
cw)minsean(ru
520
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2822 Posts
April 15 2010 22:41 GMT
#103
I didn't have much of an opinion the first time I read it besides "This is a little fucked up," but when I went through it again and envisioned Chris saying everything in a super-stereotypical gay voice, I burst out laughing.
Writer
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
April 15 2010 23:50 GMT
#104
Yeah this is pretty awesome imo.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
April 16 2010 02:09 GMT
#105
LOL were the black guys thugs or what? 3 black guys in a row...
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
April 16 2010 02:24 GMT
#106
i dunno whats worst. that u stayed in teh room while it happened or i read the whole thread...

lol wtf man
Forever Young
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 16 2010 02:59 GMT
#107
On April 16 2010 11:09 il0seonpurpose wrote:
LOL were the black guys thugs or what? 3 black guys in a row...

rofl probably not, just some gay black guys. i do think it's funny how he likes dominating them
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
April 16 2010 03:19 GMT
#108
.LOLLLLLL WTf hahahaha aweosme..
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
buickskylark
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada664 Posts
April 16 2010 03:40 GMT
#109
i'm guessing you're black dude number1, number2, and number3?
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
April 16 2010 03:47 GMT
#110
LOLLLLLLLL GGGGG hahaha so awkward
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11087 Posts
April 16 2010 03:58 GMT
#111
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote:
Chris tells the black dude to lick the cum off his chest (don't ask if he actually does, I have no clue). Black dude tells Chris not to wipe the cum with black dude's clothes, and so Chris says "Well yeah so fuckin lick this cum off my chest." Black dude now wants to fuck, but Chris (fortunately) starts saying stuff like "yeah i fuckin hate it when people criticize me, im just sayin, don't be so fuckin difficult. i hate it when people criticize me. just sayin." and then falls asleep without giving a shit what the black dude has to say.


You have the dominant one. Be very careful.

Kidding kidding Sounds like standard roommate issues... except not hetero.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
Skaff
Profile Joined February 2010
United States240 Posts
April 16 2010 04:30 GMT
#112
On April 15 2010 21:40 ketomai wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2010 19:53 LuDwig- wrote:
That come to my mind:
You see they are all black! How it is possible?
Your room has to be in the dark (you say you were "faking" a sleep) so you have LOOKED at them when they go to bed.
Yeah man..you really have some homosexual curiosity.


No you don't really need to look to tell it's a black guy 99% of the time lol.


I figured this was quote worthy... lol.
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
April 16 2010 15:49 GMT
#113
so let me get this straight. Instead of getting the fuck out of there to sleep on the couch, you stayed and listen to two guy making love? [blowjob]
you're sick.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 17 2010 01:25 GMT
#114
On April 17 2010 00:49 Forgottenfrog wrote:
so let me get this straight. Instead of getting the fuck out of there to sleep on the couch, you stayed and listen to two guy making love? [blowjob]
you're sick.

dont criticize me!!!
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
April 21 2010 19:56 GMT
#115
Dude, you're rooming with a G.
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
Diamond
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States10796 Posts
April 21 2010 20:04 GMT
#116
lol this is too funny!

.lieve the amount of people on here that are like "DUDE UR GAYZ U SHOULD HAVE LEFT NEWB!!!!!!!! GG GL"

i have heard my friends fuck thier gf's more times than I can count. Although this is slightly different it's not that big of a deal..
Ballistix Gaming Global Gaming/Esports Marketing Manager - twitter.com/esvdiamond
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
April 21 2010 20:24 GMT
#117
LOL Hilarious convos
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
April 21 2010 21:03 GMT
#118
Lol this roommate is fucking hilarious. Can you get a pic and photoshop it into a motivational poster?? XD
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
August 27 2010 09:06 GMT
#119
oh my god i'm so glad i came across this blog.

fuckin' hilarious.
Happiness only real when shared.
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
August 27 2010 09:26 GMT
#120
Why would you revive this nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

T_T
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
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