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biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
January 07 2010 02:38 GMT
#1
WARNING THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT THE PERSONAL HABITS OF MEN AND URINATION. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THE EXISTANCE OF THIS THREAD THEN PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY or pm me etc, DELETE THE THREAD, WHATEVER. JUST MAKE YOUR REASONING KNOWN.

TEAMLIQUID IS ABOUT HONESTY AND IMPROVEMENT, ABOVE ALL ELSE. this thread exist for no other reason than for the sharing and improvement of us men.


(note, my initial thread was closed and i told mods that i would reopen it in blog format within 20 minutes if they didnt want to directly argue with me. i said that the thread and replies to the thread should be justic of its success and relevency.)


i worked in a nursing home for 2 years

we didn't have many clients. they just didn't die that often.

what i'm intereted in is this following question:

when you sit down on the bog to have a piss

do you have to tuck your penis in, otherwise you will piss all over the place by accident

i've always thought i had a large penis, and always thought this anaomly meant that i had to specifically aim my penis whilst pissing.

but working in a nursing home i've seen people with normal or small penisis having to use their hands to push their penises down into the toilet so they aim into it.

i'm going to make a poll, and polls on teamliquid are totally annymous

when you pee, do you have to use your hand to push your penis down into the toilet, ,otherwise you will just pee all over the place?

as a side-note, a very very relevent and significant side-note,

i know a lot of americans here are circumsized.

non-circumsized people, when they pee, they have to literally draw back the skin of their penis, otherwise it interferes with the aim of their pee, and they end up peeing all over the place.

this is something i learnt by myself as an uncircumsized person.

i remember at the age of 14 or so, having a piss before school, but i wasnt at that age (when my foreskin was growing) entirely used to this technique of pulling back the foreskin before pissing. it resulting in me pissing all over my school trousers and having to later pretend to people that my cat had peed on my school uniform.

in summary, what i am saying is this:

people who kept their foreskin have to remember to pul back their foreskin when they pee, otherwise the foreskin might interfere and cause them to piss erratically

secondally,, people with a certain shape or size penis have to use their hands to push their penis into position when sitting down to pee.

in my opinion, every man must use their hand whilst sitting down to control their aim.

but i'm honestly not sure.

i want you, members of teamliquid, to respond to this age-old and secret question of men.

here is a poll

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Poll: when sitting down, i piss....
(Vote): without any assistance
(Vote): using my hand to push myself into position
(Vote): sometimes having to use my hand
(Vote): i dont understand the question



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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16976 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 02:40:26
January 07 2010 02:40 GMT
#2
(penis brag thread in disguise)

EDIT: seriously, I thought there were gonna be some epic pics or girls or something in here :/
Moderator
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
January 07 2010 02:41 GMT
#3
On January 07 2010 11:40 Empyrean wrote:
(penis brag thread in disguise)

EDIT: seriously, I thought there were gonna be some epic pics or girls or something in here :/

really.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
XinRan
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States530 Posts
January 07 2010 02:41 GMT
#4
Now I believe you might be Chibi[owns}.
"To be fair, Kal played like absolute garbage. His noted inconsistency and bad record versus Jaedong high fived into a cacophony of suck." - TwoToneTerran
kerr0r
Profile Joined September 2008
Norway319 Posts
January 07 2010 02:42 GMT
#5
The only reason I can see for having to use hands while sitting down would be if I had an erection. Furthermore, I try to avoid that because it fucking hurts!
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 02:44:38
January 07 2010 02:43 GMT
#6
of course you have to push your penis down to pee sitting down no matter what size you are. If your penis is small it lacks the weight to not spray all over when you start peeing.

edit: this is of course unless you use some kind of thigh holding method
Better than Pokebunny
biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
January 07 2010 02:43 GMT
#7
On January 07 2010 11:40 Empyrean wrote:
(penis brag thread in disguise)

EDIT: seriously, I thought there were gonna be some epic pics or girls or something in here :/


i wouldnt haved spent 1 hour preparing this thread if i didnt mean it to be somewhat serious, please respect that
biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
January 07 2010 02:45 GMT
#8
On January 07 2010 11:43 Foreplay wrote:
of course you have to push your penis down to pee sitting down no matter what size you are. If your penis is small it lacks the weight to not spray all over when you start peeing.


i really belileve this, what flabberghasts me is that no one seems to acknowledge it, and that toilets are never ever built or designed to take this into consideration. it is like an unsaid truth of men. and this is why this topic exists. not because i'm an idiot, but because it has never ever been done before.
WeSt
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Portugal918 Posts
January 07 2010 02:45 GMT
#9
Yes I do use my hand. If you don't there's gonna be piss all over the wc. Imagine your penis as a rocket launcher but with piss doing the propulsion CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS!
zvz is imba
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
January 07 2010 02:48 GMT
#10
On January 07 2010 11:41 XinRan wrote:
Now I believe you might be Chibi[owns}.

he is
Moderator
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
January 07 2010 02:50 GMT
#11
even worse is the fact that if you don't push it down far enough or pee too vigorously, urine splashes from under the toilet seat and you have a mess T_T
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
January 07 2010 02:52 GMT
#12
^^ that is disgusting. there are some toilets that are elongated so you dont really have as much of a problem.
boomer hands
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
January 07 2010 02:55 GMT
#13
This is such a cute blog.
Is it REALLY necessary to put "men only" in the title?
That excludes NeverGG and lil susie...and that's about it.
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seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
January 07 2010 02:57 GMT
#14
On January 07 2010 11:55 Comeh wrote:
This is such a cute blog.
Is it REALLY necessary to put "men only" in the title?
That excludes NeverGG and lil susie...and that's about it.


if you think about it they'll probably visit this blog just b/c.
boomer hands
biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
January 07 2010 02:58 GMT
#15
honestly

i would love nevergg to make a clone of this blog

"girls...do you have elongated labora and find that you splash all over the place unless you specifically hold your pussy-skin in a certain position whilst you pee??"

yeah.........

iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 07 2010 02:58 GMT
#16
Yeah and I hate it when my dick gets wet from the toilet water. Hard enough unwrapping my penis from around my waist but to have it get soaked is like a cold shower all over again

(I take a cold shower to slow the blood flow so I don't get a boner and pass out)
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 07 2010 02:59 GMT
#17
I lol'd
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
January 07 2010 03:00 GMT
#18
So did you gain weight or were those pictures of you just fake?
Moderator
Pseudo_Utopia
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada827 Posts
January 07 2010 03:01 GMT
#19
I disagree with your uncircumcised technique. I am so myself, and i don't pull it back. Once out of 100+ times you'll miss a little but I prefer this to peeling that shit back each time. Only once in my life has it caused me a problem. I was at a friend's house with a few people including his new female roommate and caught the 1 out of 100+ time and wet my shorts pretty bad (this wasn't that long ago actually, last summer) so I had to pretend I was taking a shit in there and wait it out and then when it still wasn't dry I decided to quickly walk sideways out of the house and say I'm going to meet my drug dealer haha. It worked fine and I have never looked back.
Retired SchiSm[LighT]
biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
January 07 2010 03:01 GMT
#20
On January 07 2010 11:50 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
even worse is the fact that if you don't push it down far enough or pee too vigorously, urine splashes from under the toilet seat and you have a mess T_T


this has happened to me a few times. you think you're doing enough, but that lazyness always catches up to you. you think you've got it covered but you know that feeling "damn SHIT what ther fUCK" when you realise you havent pushed your dick in quite as far as you should have.
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