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PhailSoBaller
United States281 Posts
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CaptainPlatypus
United States852 Posts
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lisakki
Finland41 Posts
On January 07 2010 14:17 MountainDewJunkie wrote: It's got to be really fucking tiny for you to have to use your hands LoL You don't have to be dipping in the water; a normal penis should pee downward (at least at a 45 degree angle) un-erect while sitting. Maybe that was the joke of the blog, I don't know. i think you overestimate the average size of a flaccid asian penis. your post is gonna make alootttt of people insecure and sad | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2802 Posts
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Equaoh
Canada427 Posts
Anyway, not being circumcised doesn't mean you piss erratically, its just a thicker, slower stream with the foreskin up. | ||
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
this is the he man woman haters club | ||
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Whiplash
United States2929 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:40 Empyrean wrote: (penis brag thread in disguise) EDIT: seriously, I thought there were gonna be some epic pics or girls or something in here :/ At least the op didn't go the literal route and post pictures of nsfw men. | ||
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On January 07 2010 17:24 CharlieMurphy wrote: I only read like half the op. Sometimes I do hold it, so it doesn't touch the toilet or splash back wrong or whatever. But I've learned this method where you kinda twist it to the leg and it stays in a good form. me too hi5 | ||
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d3_crescentia
United States4054 Posts
On January 07 2010 14:23 Licmyobelisk wrote: sometimes my obelisk would touch the water (if the toilet plumbing is bad) but you know what the real problem is? when you have bad diarrhea and then you just shit spontaneously on the toilet, your shit explodes like world war 2 and some of the pieces of shit hits my thighs, balls, my big obelisk, my pubic ass-hair etc. I mean is there anyway you can protect yourself from something so drastically devastating? Control your anus better. Generally you can get a feel for what's coming, so just try to relax and take it slow. | ||
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Elemenope
Burkina Faso1704 Posts
On January 09 2010 00:30 d3_crescentia wrote: Control your anus better. Generally you can get a feel for what's coming, so just try to relax and take it slow. I see what you did there. | ||
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REDBLUEGREEN
Germany1904 Posts
On January 09 2010 02:48 travis wrote: my penis is so small sometimes and then other times it is big Sounds like a serious issue. Like that time when some girl told me she was bleeding down there and I looked under her skirt and was like "WTF girl your penis and balls are missing and left a hole in your body". | ||
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Athos
United States2484 Posts
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Yeah and I hate it when my dick gets wet from the toilet water. Hard enough unwrapping my penis from around my waist but to have it get soaked is like a cold shower all over again (I take a cold shower to slow the blood flow so I don't get a boner and pass out) funny shit | ||
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