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PhailSoBaller
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States281 Posts
January 07 2010 06:12 GMT
#61
I just sit in my tub and piss all over the place, Zero clean up necessary just turn on the faucet and your good to go
Ballins a habbit i want it i grab it
CaptainPlatypus
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States852 Posts
January 07 2010 06:32 GMT
#62
I stay sitting down in my computer chair playing starcraft, and just snake my dick across the house and point it into the toilet to piss. Then I use my dick fo flush, turn the faucet on, wash it off, turn the faucet off, dry it off on a towel, and bring it back into my room.
lisakki
Profile Joined November 2008
Finland41 Posts
January 07 2010 06:50 GMT
#63
On January 07 2010 14:17 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
It's got to be really fucking tiny for you to have to use your hands LoL

You don't have to be dipping in the water; a normal penis should pee downward (at least at a 45 degree angle) un-erect while sitting.

Maybe that was the joke of the blog, I don't know.


i think you overestimate the average size of a flaccid asian penis. your post is gonna make alootttt of people insecure and sad
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 07 2010 06:53 GMT
#64
When I was little I used to think that going to the restroom was a lame chore... so I instead just opened my closet door and took a huge piss there in the dark.
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
January 07 2010 07:36 GMT
#65
WHERE ARE NEKKID GURLS

Anyway, not being circumcised doesn't mean you piss erratically, its just a thicker, slower stream with the foreskin up.
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
January 07 2010 07:56 GMT
#66
So it's all you uncut pricks that piss all over the floor in public toilets... well fuck you!
Oh no
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
January 07 2010 08:04 GMT
#67
*Crashes the thread with her woman-self*
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 07 2010 08:06 GMT
#68
gtfo

this is the he man woman haters club
Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2929 Posts
January 07 2010 08:22 GMT
#69
This thead ruined my day
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 07 2010 08:24 GMT
#70
I only read like half the op. Sometimes I do hold it, so it doesn't touch the toilet or splash back wrong or whatever. But I've learned this method where you kinda twist it to the leg and it stays in a good form.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 15:21:14
January 07 2010 15:21 GMT
#71
On January 07 2010 11:40 Empyrean wrote:
(penis brag thread in disguise)

EDIT: seriously, I thought there were gonna be some epic pics or girls or something in here :/


At least the op didn't go the literal route and post pictures of nsfw men.
Sullifam
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
January 07 2010 21:28 GMT
#72
Chibi brought personality to the forums, why the ban ?
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
January 08 2010 14:31 GMT
#73
On January 07 2010 17:24 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I only read like half the op. Sometimes I do hold it, so it doesn't touch the toilet or splash back wrong or whatever. But I've learned this method where you kinda twist it to the leg and it stays in a good form.


me too
hi5
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
January 08 2010 15:30 GMT
#74
On January 07 2010 14:23 Licmyobelisk wrote:
sometimes my obelisk would touch the water (if the toilet plumbing is bad)

but you know what the real problem is? when you have bad diarrhea and then you just shit spontaneously on the toilet, your shit explodes like world war 2 and some of the pieces of shit hits my thighs, balls, my big obelisk, my pubic ass-hair etc. I mean is there anyway you can protect yourself from something so drastically devastating?

Control your anus better. Generally you can get a feel for what's coming, so just try to relax and take it slow.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Elemenope
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Burkina Faso1704 Posts
January 08 2010 17:12 GMT
#75
On January 09 2010 00:30 d3_crescentia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 14:23 Licmyobelisk wrote:
sometimes my obelisk would touch the water (if the toilet plumbing is bad)

but you know what the real problem is? when you have bad diarrhea and then you just shit spontaneously on the toilet, your shit explodes like world war 2 and some of the pieces of shit hits my thighs, balls, my big obelisk, my pubic ass-hair etc. I mean is there anyway you can protect yourself from something so drastically devastating?

Control your anus better. Generally you can get a feel for what's coming, so just try to relax and take it slow.



I see what you did there.
In DotA you could
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 08 2010 17:48 GMT
#76
my penis is so small sometimes and then other times it is big
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1904 Posts
January 08 2010 18:07 GMT
#77
On January 09 2010 02:48 travis wrote:
my penis is so small sometimes and then other times it is big

Sounds like a serious issue. Like that time when some girl told me she was bleeding down there and I looked under her skirt and was like "WTF girl your penis and balls are missing and left a hole in your body".
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
January 08 2010 18:28 GMT
#78
I don't get why the OP got banned here.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
January 08 2010 18:35 GMT
#79
hahaha coz his Chibi[OWNS] :D
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 08 2010 19:24 GMT
#80
On January 07 2010 11:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Yeah and I hate it when my dick gets wet from the toilet water. Hard enough unwrapping my penis from around my waist but to have it get soaked is like a cold shower all over again

(I take a cold shower to slow the blood flow so I don't get a boner and pass out)

funny shit
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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