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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 07 2010 03:03 GMT
#21
i use an elaborate system of strings and balloons to hold my penis in the optimum position for urination
RIP Aaliyah
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 07 2010 03:03 GMT
#22
I'm loving the serious responses.

THis is a chibi blog and some TL.net people sit down and chat rofl

"Oh yes, the peel technique.. *waves hand* guilty! teehee"
biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
January 07 2010 03:04 GMT
#23
On January 07 2010 11:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Yeah and I hate it when my dick gets wet from the toilet water. Hard enough unwrapping my penis from around my waist but to have it get soaked is like a cold shower all over again

(I take a cold shower to slow the blood flow so I don't get a boner and pass out)


well now we know why you got kick off TV, must have been damn torture having to constantly untangle yourself from all those video cameras
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 07 2010 03:05 GMT
#24
No I got kicked off cause swoozie is better at DDR than I am.
inertinept
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Bangladesh1195 Posts
January 07 2010 03:05 GMT
#25
anyone purposely splash everywhere?

I drop my dick like a sludgehammer in the water and get it all over my supermodel girlfriend who is watching me take a dump
With a gust of wind, perhaps.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
January 07 2010 03:06 GMT
#26
On January 07 2010 12:05 inertinept wrote:
my supermodel girlfriend who is watching me take a dump

lol
✌
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
January 07 2010 03:07 GMT
#27
Is your next thread going to feature a question of "Do you prefer to stand or sit when you wipe your ass?"
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
January 07 2010 03:07 GMT
#28
On January 07 2010 12:05 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
No I got kicked off cause swoozie is better at DDR than I am.


or maybe you are that one guy who "doesnt understand the question"
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 07 2010 03:08 GMT
#29
Nah it was almost certainly because swoozie did better at ddr than me.
biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
January 07 2010 03:10 GMT
#30
not here to fight you brought more joy than most people do in a life time i bet you didn't let them film you peeing though, damnit
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
January 07 2010 03:11 GMT
#31
i've a problem: my penis is larger than my legs, so it is hard to walk. But i came up with a decent solution, i use my penis as a belt. Yes! I hold my pants with my penis belt. But not only that, when i am out of ties for the meeting, guess what? Yes! I use my penis as a tie!
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
January 07 2010 03:11 GMT
#32
and you could have been a star,,,pfft
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
January 07 2010 03:11 GMT
#33
HURRAY FOR OLD TIMES CHIBI
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
January 07 2010 03:14 GMT
#34
I like how the thread is 'Men Only' and it pretty much starts with "when you sit down to pee"..
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
January 07 2010 03:15 GMT
#35
On January 07 2010 12:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Nah it was almost certainly because swoozie did better at ddr than me.

I do appreciate his night work.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 07 2010 03:16 GMT
#36
On January 07 2010 12:05 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
No I got kicked off cause swoozie is better at DDR than I am.


iNc laying down the law?
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
udgnim
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 03:24:16
January 07 2010 03:23 GMT
#37
I take a piss like Butters. only way to do it imo.

E-Sports is competitive video gaming with a spectator fan base. Do not take the word "Sports" literally.
Deleted User 31996
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
843 Posts
January 07 2010 03:25 GMT
#38
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fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
January 07 2010 03:26 GMT
#39
On January 07 2010 12:05 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
No I got kicked off cause swoozie is better at DDR than I am.


should have used your penis
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
January 07 2010 03:33 GMT
#40
....oh come on
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
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