EPTPoll: When I was really young & tried on my first condom I peed in it
(Vote): Yes....
(Vote): NO
(Vote): WTF???!!!
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
Poll: When I was really young & tried on my first condom I peed in it (Vote): Yes.... (Vote): NO (Vote): WTF???!!! | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On January 07 2010 12:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Nah it was almost certainly because swoozie did better at ddr than me. How far did you get on that show? I saw the first two episodes and then lost all interest. | ||
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eXigent.
Canada2419 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:43 biomedical wrote: i wouldnt haved spent 1 hour preparing this thread if i didnt mean it to be somewhat serious, please respect that ROFLLFLFFL I got to this point, read that, and just burst out laughing. Are you fuckin serious? 1 hour?? oh god.... | ||
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
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Severedevil
United States4839 Posts
On January 07 2010 12:42 Probe. wrote: Real men pee standing up. Yes, but sometimes if you need to poo you don't stand up to pee and then sit down to poo. | ||
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
On January 07 2010 12:44 Severedevil wrote: Yes, but sometimes if you need to poo you don't stand up to pee and then sit down to poo. Real men stand up to poo too. | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
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vx70GTOJudgexv
United States3161 Posts
On January 07 2010 12:05 inertinept wrote: anyone purposely splash everywhere? I drop my dick like a sludgehammer in the water and get it all over my supermodel girlfriend who is watching me take a dump Inept, I love you.  | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
C'mon guys. | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:41 XinRan wrote: Now I believe you might be Chibi[owns}. I miss him dearly. | ||
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nofAcedAgent
United States952 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9814/wetdicknotde0.jpg) | ||
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Saracen
United States5139 Posts
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mmp
United States2130 Posts
Also, I thought this thread was gonna have titties.  | ||
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mmp
United States2130 Posts
On January 07 2010 13:10 Saracen wrote: unless you have an abnormally small, stubby penis that isn't long enough to point down due to gravity or an erection, you shouldn't have to hold your penis. Unless you have an abnormally large penis that may otherwise touch the toilet (GROSS). noob. | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11598 Posts
On January 07 2010 13:10 Saracen wrote: Gravity makes everything (including penises and piss) go down. Unless your penis is horizontal or vertically up (or anywhere in between), it's physically impossible to miss the toilet while taking a piss on the the toilet seat. So unless you have an abnormally small, stubby penis that isn't long enough to point down due to gravity or an erection, you shouldn't have to hold your penis. also depends on where you sit on the seat (i personally don't like to sit in the chair as i like to get my business taken care of. So I sit further up in the seat causing my penis and balls to sit on the seat instead of hanging over the water. Also I stand up when I piss and sit when I shit. | ||
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10346 Posts
You don't have to be dipping in the water; a normal penis should pee downward (at least at a 45 degree angle) un-erect while sitting. Maybe that was the joke of the blog, I don't know. | ||
pathy
Taiwan619 Posts
On January 07 2010 13:09 nofAcedAgent wrote: If you dont push it down you end up like Nintu man. Its a big and very relevant problem at TL.. that thread was gold XD | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
but you know what the real problem is? when you have bad diarrhea and then you just shit spontaneously on the toilet, your shit explodes like world war 2 and some of the pieces of shit hits my thighs, balls, my big obelisk, my pubic ass-hair etc. I mean is there anyway you can protect yourself from something so drastically devastating? | ||
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da_head
Canada3350 Posts
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:40 Empyrean wrote: (penis brag thread in disguise) EDIT: seriously, I thought there were gonna be some epic pics or girls or something in here :/ | ||
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