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Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 03:42:20
January 07 2010 03:39 GMT
#41
[image loading]

Poll: When I was really young & tried on my first condom I peed in it
(Vote): Yes....
(Vote): NO
(Vote): WTF???!!!

The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
January 07 2010 03:40 GMT
#42
On January 07 2010 12:08 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Nah it was almost certainly because swoozie did better at ddr than me.


How far did you get on that show?

I saw the first two episodes and then lost all interest.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
January 07 2010 03:42 GMT
#43
On January 07 2010 11:43 biomedical wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 11:40 Empyrean wrote:
(penis brag thread in disguise)

EDIT: seriously, I thought there were gonna be some epic pics or girls or something in here :/


i wouldnt haved spent 1 hour preparing this thread if i didnt mean it to be somewhat serious, please respect that


ROFLLFLFFL I got to this point, read that, and just burst out laughing. Are you fuckin serious? 1 hour?? oh god....
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
January 07 2010 03:42 GMT
#44
Real men pee standing up.
meow
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
January 07 2010 03:44 GMT
#45
On January 07 2010 12:42 Probe. wrote:
Real men pee standing up.

Yes, but sometimes if you need to poo you don't stand up to pee and then sit down to poo.
My strategy is to fork people.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
January 07 2010 03:46 GMT
#46
On January 07 2010 12:44 Severedevil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2010 12:42 Probe. wrote:
Real men pee standing up.

Yes, but sometimes if you need to poo you don't stand up to pee and then sit down to poo.


Real men stand up to poo too.
meow
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 07 2010 03:47 GMT
#47
real men don't shit
UNFUCK YOURSELF
vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 03:51:43
January 07 2010 03:49 GMT
#48
I stand to piss, I have my manhood still in-tact.

On January 07 2010 12:05 inertinept wrote:
anyone purposely splash everywhere?

I drop my dick like a sludgehammer in the water and get it all over my supermodel girlfriend who is watching me take a dump


Inept, I love you.
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 07 2010 03:51 GMT
#49
3 pages into a nsfw men only thread and not a single goddamn pair of tits.

C'mon guys.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
January 07 2010 03:54 GMT
#50
On January 07 2010 11:41 XinRan wrote:
Now I believe you might be Chibi[owns}.


I miss him dearly.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
January 07 2010 04:09 GMT
#51
If you dont push it down you end up like Nintu man. Its a big and very relevant problem at TL..

[image loading]
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
January 07 2010 04:10 GMT
#52
Gravity makes everything (including penises and piss) go down. Unless your penis is horizontal or vertically up (or anywhere in between), it's physically impossible to miss the toilet while taking a piss on the the toilet seat. So unless you have an abnormally small, stubby penis that isn't long enough to point down due to gravity or an erection, you shouldn't have to hold your penis.
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
January 07 2010 04:11 GMT
#53
Elongated toilets ftw. I hate small toilets.

Also, I thought this thread was gonna have titties.
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
January 07 2010 04:14 GMT
#54
On January 07 2010 13:10 Saracen wrote:
unless you have an abnormally small, stubby penis that isn't long enough to point down due to gravity or an erection, you shouldn't have to hold your penis.


Unless you have an abnormally large penis that may otherwise touch the toilet (GROSS).

noob.
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11584 Posts
January 07 2010 04:14 GMT
#55
On January 07 2010 13:10 Saracen wrote:
Gravity makes everything (including penises and piss) go down. Unless your penis is horizontal or vertically up (or anywhere in between), it's physically impossible to miss the toilet while taking a piss on the the toilet seat. So unless you have an abnormally small, stubby penis that isn't long enough to point down due to gravity or an erection, you shouldn't have to hold your penis.


also depends on where you sit on the seat (i personally don't like to sit in the chair as i like to get my business taken care of. So I sit further up in the seat causing my penis and balls to sit on the seat instead of hanging over the water.

Also I stand up when I piss and sit when I shit.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10343 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 05:18:24
January 07 2010 05:17 GMT
#56
It's got to be really fucking tiny for you to have to use your hands LoL

You don't have to be dipping in the water; a normal penis should pee downward (at least at a 45 degree angle) un-erect while sitting.

Maybe that was the joke of the blog, I don't know.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
pathy
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Taiwan619 Posts
January 07 2010 05:20 GMT
#57
On January 07 2010 13:09 nofAcedAgent wrote:
If you dont push it down you end up like Nintu man. Its a big and very relevant problem at TL..

[image loading]


that thread was gold XD
Graphicscolosi suck
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 05:24:00
January 07 2010 05:23 GMT
#58
sometimes my obelisk would touch the water (if the toilet plumbing is bad)

but you know what the real problem is? when you have bad diarrhea and then you just shit spontaneously on the toilet, your shit explodes like world war 2 and some of the pieces of shit hits my thighs, balls, my big obelisk, my pubic ass-hair etc. I mean is there anyway you can protect yourself from something so drastically devastating?
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
January 07 2010 05:24 GMT
#59
misleading title
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
January 07 2010 05:32 GMT
#60
On January 07 2010 11:40 Empyrean wrote:
(penis brag thread in disguise)

EDIT: seriously, I thought there were gonna be some epic pics or girls or something in here :/

< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
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