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i worked in a nursing home for 2 years
we didn't have many clients. they just didn't die that often.
what i'm intereted in is this following question:
when you sit down on the bog to have a piss
do you have to tuck your penis in, otherwise you will piss all over the place by accident
i've always thought i had a large penis, and always thought this anaomly meant that i had to specifically aim my penis whilst pissing.
but working in a nursing home i've seen people with normal or small penisis having to use their hands to push their penises down into the toilet so they aim into it.
i'm going to make a poll, and polls on teamliquid are totally annymous
when you pee, do you have to use your hand to push your penis down into the toilet, ,otherwise you will just pee all over the place?
as a side-note, a very very relevent and significant side-note,
i know a lot of americans here are circumsized.
non-circumsized people, when they pee, they have to literally draw back the skin of their penis, otherwise it interferes with the aim of their pee, and they end up peeing all over the place.
this is something i learnt by myself as an uncircumsized person.
i remember at the age of 14 or so, having a piss before school, but i wasnt at that age (when my foreskin was growing) entirely used to this technique of pulling back the foreskin before pissing. it resulting in me pissing all over my school trousers and having to later pretend to people that my cat had peed on my school uniform.
in summary, what i am saying is this:
people who kept their foreskin have to remember to pul back their foreskin when they pee, otherwise the foreskin might interfere and cause them to piss erratically
secondally,, people with a certain shape or size penis have to use their hands to push their penis into position when sitting down to pee.
in my opinion, every man must use their hand whilst sitting down to control their aim.
but i'm honestly not sure.
i want you, members of teamliquid, to respond to this age-old and secret question of men.
here is a poll
Poll: when sitting down, i piss.... (Vote): without any assistance (Vote): using my hand to push myself into position (Vote): sometimes having to use my hand (Vote): i dont understand the question
The only reason I can see for having to use hands while sitting down would be if I had an erection. Furthermore, I try to avoid that because it fucking hurts!
of course you have to push your penis down to pee sitting down no matter what size you are. If your penis is small it lacks the weight to not spray all over when you start peeing.
edit: this is of course unless you use some kind of thigh holding method
On January 07 2010 11:43 Foreplay wrote: of course you have to push your penis down to pee sitting down no matter what size you are. If your penis is small it lacks the weight to not spray all over when you start peeing.
i really belileve this, what flabberghasts me is that no one seems to acknowledge it, and that toilets are never ever built or designed to take this into consideration. it is like an unsaid truth of men. and this is why this topic exists. not because i'm an idiot, but because it has never ever been done before.
Yes I do use my hand. If you don't there's gonna be piss all over the wc. Imagine your penis as a rocket launcher but with piss doing the propulsion CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS!
even worse is the fact that if you don't push it down far enough or pee too vigorously, urine splashes from under the toilet seat and you have a mess T_T
On January 07 2010 11:55 Comeh wrote: This is such a cute blog. Is it REALLY necessary to put "men only" in the title? That excludes NeverGG and lil susie...and that's about it.
if you think about it they'll probably visit this blog just b/c.
"girls...do you have elongated labora and find that you splash all over the place unless you specifically hold your pussy-skin in a certain position whilst you pee??"
Yeah and I hate it when my dick gets wet from the toilet water. Hard enough unwrapping my penis from around my waist but to have it get soaked is like a cold shower all over again
(I take a cold shower to slow the blood flow so I don't get a boner and pass out)
I disagree with your uncircumcised technique. I am so myself, and i don't pull it back. Once out of 100+ times you'll miss a little but I prefer this to peeling that shit back each time. Only once in my life has it caused me a problem. I was at a friend's house with a few people including his new female roommate and caught the 1 out of 100+ time and wet my shorts pretty bad (this wasn't that long ago actually, last summer) so I had to pretend I was taking a shit in there and wait it out and then when it still wasn't dry I decided to quickly walk sideways out of the house and say I'm going to meet my drug dealer haha. It worked fine and I have never looked back.
On January 07 2010 11:50 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: even worse is the fact that if you don't push it down far enough or pee too vigorously, urine splashes from under the toilet seat and you have a mess T_T
this has happened to me a few times. you think you're doing enough, but that lazyness always catches up to you. you think you've got it covered but you know that feeling "damn SHIT what ther fUCK" when you realise you havent pushed your dick in quite as far as you should have.
On January 07 2010 11:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Yeah and I hate it when my dick gets wet from the toilet water. Hard enough unwrapping my penis from around my waist but to have it get soaked is like a cold shower all over again
(I take a cold shower to slow the blood flow so I don't get a boner and pass out)
well now we know why you got kick off TV, must have been damn torture having to constantly untangle yourself from all those video cameras
i've a problem: my penis is larger than my legs, so it is hard to walk. But i came up with a decent solution, i use my penis as a belt. Yes! I hold my pants with my penis belt. But not only that, when i am out of ties for the meeting, guess what? Yes! I use my penis as a tie!
Gravity makes everything (including penises and piss) go down. Unless your penis is horizontal or vertically up (or anywhere in between), it's physically impossible to miss the toilet while taking a piss on the the toilet seat. So unless you have an abnormally small, stubby penis that isn't long enough to point down due to gravity or an erection, you shouldn't have to hold your penis.
On January 07 2010 13:10 Saracen wrote: unless you have an abnormally small, stubby penis that isn't long enough to point down due to gravity or an erection, you shouldn't have to hold your penis.
Unless you have an abnormally large penis that may otherwise touch the toilet (GROSS).
On January 07 2010 13:10 Saracen wrote: Gravity makes everything (including penises and piss) go down. Unless your penis is horizontal or vertically up (or anywhere in between), it's physically impossible to miss the toilet while taking a piss on the the toilet seat. So unless you have an abnormally small, stubby penis that isn't long enough to point down due to gravity or an erection, you shouldn't have to hold your penis.
also depends on where you sit on the seat (i personally don't like to sit in the chair as i like to get my business taken care of. So I sit further up in the seat causing my penis and balls to sit on the seat instead of hanging over the water.
sometimes my obelisk would touch the water (if the toilet plumbing is bad)
but you know what the real problem is? when you have bad diarrhea and then you just shit spontaneously on the toilet, your shit explodes like world war 2 and some of the pieces of shit hits my thighs, balls, my big obelisk, my pubic ass-hair etc. I mean is there anyway you can protect yourself from something so drastically devastating?
I stay sitting down in my computer chair playing starcraft, and just snake my dick across the house and point it into the toilet to piss. Then I use my dick fo flush, turn the faucet on, wash it off, turn the faucet off, dry it off on a towel, and bring it back into my room.
When I was little I used to think that going to the restroom was a lame chore... so I instead just opened my closet door and took a huge piss there in the dark.
I only read like half the op. Sometimes I do hold it, so it doesn't touch the toilet or splash back wrong or whatever. But I've learned this method where you kinda twist it to the leg and it stays in a good form.
On January 07 2010 17:24 CharlieMurphy wrote: I only read like half the op. Sometimes I do hold it, so it doesn't touch the toilet or splash back wrong or whatever. But I've learned this method where you kinda twist it to the leg and it stays in a good form.
On January 07 2010 14:23 Licmyobelisk wrote: sometimes my obelisk would touch the water (if the toilet plumbing is bad)
but you know what the real problem is? when you have bad diarrhea and then you just shit spontaneously on the toilet, your shit explodes like world war 2 and some of the pieces of shit hits my thighs, balls, my big obelisk, my pubic ass-hair etc. I mean is there anyway you can protect yourself from something so drastically devastating?
Control your anus better. Generally you can get a feel for what's coming, so just try to relax and take it slow.
On January 07 2010 14:23 Licmyobelisk wrote: sometimes my obelisk would touch the water (if the toilet plumbing is bad)
but you know what the real problem is? when you have bad diarrhea and then you just shit spontaneously on the toilet, your shit explodes like world war 2 and some of the pieces of shit hits my thighs, balls, my big obelisk, my pubic ass-hair etc. I mean is there anyway you can protect yourself from something so drastically devastating?
Control your anus better. Generally you can get a feel for what's coming, so just try to relax and take it slow.
On January 09 2010 02:48 travis wrote: my penis is so small sometimes and then other times it is big
Sounds like a serious issue. Like that time when some girl told me she was bleeding down there and I looked under her skirt and was like "WTF girl your penis and balls are missing and left a hole in your body".
On January 07 2010 11:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Yeah and I hate it when my dick gets wet from the toilet water. Hard enough unwrapping my penis from around my waist but to have it get soaked is like a cold shower all over again
(I take a cold shower to slow the blood flow so I don't get a boner and pass out)
On January 07 2010 12:01 Pseudo_Utopia wrote: I disagree with your uncircumcised technique. I am so myself, and i don't pull it back. Once out of 100+ times you'll miss a little but I prefer this to peeling that shit back each time
that is fucking disgusting.
i'm going on a date with an uncut market analyst tonight, and now all i'm going to be able to think about is how he pisses all over his foreskin before giving him a blowjob.
On January 07 2010 12:01 Pseudo_Utopia wrote: I disagree with your uncircumcised technique. I am so myself, and i don't pull it back. Once out of 100+ times you'll miss a little but I prefer this to peeling that shit back each time
that is fucking disgusting.
i'm going on a date with an uncut market analyst tonight, and now all i'm going to be able to think about is how he pisses all over his foreskin before giving him a blowjob.
Really? Well at least you're thinking about that, and not about SMEGMA. Good luck on your date tonight
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