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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
January 05 2010 23:59 GMT
#41
On January 06 2010 08:55 scintilliaSD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 08:54 Amarxist wrote:
I heard asians can fly. I'm only half so I just jump really high.

Only mainland Chinese, and they're not allowed to tell others because of oppression from the communist govern-

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On January 06 2010 08:39 xmShake wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=105230


lolol chinese people, i mean, come on, lolol chinese!
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Hinanawi
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2250 Posts
January 06 2010 00:00 GMT
#42
You call it a disadvantage, I call it an advantage. Asians come color-coded for when they've had enough to drink, thanks to asian glow.

"Lee, you're purple, I think it's time to put the bottle down."
Favorite progamers (in order): Flash, Stork, Violet, Sea. ||| Get better soon, Violet!
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
January 06 2010 00:03 GMT
#43
On January 06 2010 08:28 emperorchampion wrote:
I heard Asian women can sing, I can't hear anymore.


I have actually heard some pretty impressive Female asian singers.
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
January 06 2010 00:05 GMT
#44
On January 06 2010 08:55 scintilliaSD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 08:54 Amarxist wrote:
I heard asians can fly. I'm only half so I just jump really high.

Only mainland Chinese, and they're not allowed to tell others because of oppression from the communist govern-

USER WAS TERMINATED FOR THIS POST


lmao
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
Kyo Yuy
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1286 Posts
January 06 2010 00:05 GMT
#45
On January 06 2010 09:03 Saturnize wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 08:28 emperorchampion wrote:
I heard Asian women can sing, I can't hear anymore.


I have actually heard some pretty impressive Female asian singers.



:D
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t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
January 06 2010 00:07 GMT
#46
I drink a lot and I don't have issues. lol
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
January 06 2010 00:07 GMT
#47
On January 06 2010 09:03 Saturnize wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 08:28 emperorchampion wrote:
I heard Asian women can sing, I can't hear anymore.


I have actually heard some pretty impressive Female asian singers.

As I understand it, the vast majority of Japanese/Korean singers are the anti-Susan Boyle.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
mcJ
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark322 Posts
January 06 2010 00:48 GMT
#48
I understand that asians use dental floss as blindfold, yes?
dhe95
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1213 Posts
January 06 2010 00:50 GMT
#49
I"m asian and i'm good at math because of my parents. Forcing me to memorize the multiplication table up to 9 at around 2nd grade and teaching me how to do algebra in 3rd grade. Other than that, nothing, but having this knowledge and as well as the study habits of asian parents (they had to work hard enough to do well in a country where they barely knew the language when they came in), can really help you down the line in more advanced math.
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
January 06 2010 00:55 GMT
#50
On January 06 2010 09:48 mcJ wrote:
I understand that asians use dental floss as blindfold, yes?

This joke is old and outdated, though true for asians haha

On January 06 2010 09:03 Saturnize wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 08:28 emperorchampion wrote:
I heard Asian women can sing, I can't hear anymore.


I have actually heard some pretty impressive Female asian singers.


Are you talking about gay-pop? Rofl gtfo.
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Redunzl
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
862 Posts
January 06 2010 00:56 GMT
#51
chinese girls' boxes are sideways too
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7215 Posts
January 06 2010 01:00 GMT
#52
i heard the black keys on the piano make asian music
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 01:08:45
January 06 2010 01:05 GMT
#53
The alcohol dehydrogenase thing is legit. So is the rosy complexion
On January 06 2010 10:00 Sadist wrote:
i heard the black keys on the piano make asian music

Lol. You and your pentatonic scale.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
January 06 2010 01:13 GMT
#54
Stereotype says wha?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 06 2010 01:20 GMT
#55
i heard asians are the shit
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
January 06 2010 01:22 GMT
#56
On January 06 2010 10:20 alffla wrote:
i heard asians are the shit


fixed methinks.
TranslatorBaa!
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Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 06 2010 01:24 GMT
#57
On January 06 2010 10:22 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
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On January 06 2010 10:20 alffla wrote:
i heard asians are the shit


fixed methinks.

Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
January 06 2010 01:28 GMT
#58
I have met many an asian person who gets TRASHED on one drank. Seriously
I mean... ahem... lool asian people lool. c'mon asian people lol!
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 06 2010 01:33 GMT
#59
On January 06 2010 10:28 Comeh wrote:
I have met many an asian person who gets TRASHED on one drank. Seriously
I mean... ahem... lool asian people lool. c'mon asian people lol!

I want to murder you.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 06 2010 01:37 GMT
#60
On January 06 2010 10:33 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 10:28 Comeh wrote:
I have met many an asian person who gets TRASHED on one drank. Seriously
I mean... ahem... lool asian people lool. c'mon asian people lol!

I want to murder you.


NIgga you dont know nuffiin bout that drank na' im sayin?
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