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Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
January 06 2010 02:36 GMT
#81
only one penis comment so far?
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 06 2010 02:39 GMT
#82
Not all asians are cursed with this issue. However, when they are, it's bad. Glow comes like after one drink and it's bad.
God Bless
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
January 06 2010 02:41 GMT
#83
i hear asians have penises, T/F?
Moderatorsloppy little slug
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
January 06 2010 02:41 GMT
#84
On January 06 2010 11:28 DefMatrixUltra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 11:13 JohnColtrane wrote:
On January 06 2010 10:05 love1another wrote:
The alcohol dehydrogenase thing is legit. So is the rosy complexion
On January 06 2010 10:00 Sadist wrote:
i heard the black keys on the piano make asian music

Lol. You and your pentatonic scale.


what does that have to do with the pentatonic scale


Play all the black keys in order left to right (or right to left). See what it sounds like.

Even better, just write the notes out, figure out the key, then map the mode as if it's minor. See what notes those keys are.


cool
HEY MEYT
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-07 09:03:40
January 06 2010 02:41 GMT
#85
On January 06 2010 11:41 intrigue wrote:
i hear asians have penises, T/F?


im not going to say anything since i got banned for a week last time

User was almost banned for this post
HEY MEYT
potchip
Profile Joined October 2004
Australia260 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 02:51:43
January 06 2010 02:48 GMT
#86
On January 06 2010 08:32 keepITup wrote:
being a lightweight is never a bad thing when it comes to drinking.

it's not like that shit tastes good. you save money, time, and you're having a better time before anyone else.


Unfortunately the 'having a better time before anyone else' part doesn't really apply. Those with flush tend to feel like crap even before alcohol starts to relax your brain. The headache/accelerated pulse/itchiness is not very confortable and tend to have the opposite effect to relaxation. It is not exactly not able to take alcohol but rather body doesn't really take it well. Mind is always sober, and will remain so unless I persist to make myself feel worse by kept up he consumption, which never happens because generally very unpleasant.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 06 2010 02:49 GMT
#87
Definitely wrong...
I have a cousin who can drink just as much as any other guy, if not more. And his sister will start getting tipsy after one beer.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 06 2010 02:53 GMT
#88
On January 06 2010 10:44 meegrean wrote:
I thought the Japanese can drink a lot of shit.

edit: obviously, i meant alcohol, not literal shit.

You're probably not wrong either way...

Lol jokes jokes
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Hinanawi
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2250 Posts
January 06 2010 02:55 GMT
#89
On January 06 2010 11:53 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 10:44 meegrean wrote:
I thought the Japanese can drink a lot of shit.

edit: obviously, i meant alcohol, not literal shit.

You're probably not wrong either way...

Lol jokes jokes


Let's not derail this into a discussion about fucked up Japanese porn
Favorite progamers (in order): Flash, Stork, Violet, Sea. ||| Get better soon, Violet!
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 06 2010 02:57 GMT
#90
On January 06 2010 11:49 Archaic wrote:
Definitely wrong...
I have a cousin who can drink just as much as any other guy, if not more. And his sister will start getting tipsy after one beer.

As mentioned, it affects some, but not others. It's not like ALL Asians can't hold their liquor.
God Bless
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 06 2010 03:04 GMT
#91
On January 06 2010 11:55 Hinanawi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 11:53 BanZu wrote:
On January 06 2010 10:44 meegrean wrote:
I thought the Japanese can drink a lot of shit.

edit: obviously, i meant alcohol, not literal shit.

You're probably not wrong either way...

Lol jokes jokes


Let's not derail this into a discussion about fucked up Japanese porn


Shitting dick nipples anyone?

Yeah I went there.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
KissBlade
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States5718 Posts
January 06 2010 03:06 GMT
#92
On January 06 2010 08:15 Chill wrote:
EGADS! *monocle pop*


lol ..!

It's pretty rare that I actually "LoL" IRL but for some reason that response ...

Honestly OP, if you have high alcohol tolerance who cares, it just makes you look more awesome when you drink.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
January 06 2010 03:07 GMT
#93
On January 06 2010 11:41 intrigue wrote:
i hear asians have penises, T/F?

F
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
January 06 2010 03:09 GMT
#94
I knew an asian once. He played stacraft. He won starcraft.
meow
SniperVul5
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada166 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 03:14:14
January 06 2010 03:11 GMT
#95
this is true

Generally, a chinese person lacks the coding for the production of large amounts of alcohol dehydrogenase in the liver. This is a genetic disorder (if drinking can be considered a disorder)

Ironically, the chinese compensates the less drinking by spiking their drinks with higher alcohol content (as to not feel as bad drinking less)

Chinese white wine is approximately 53 - 60% alcohol

Edit: this causes the body to combat the alcohol levels with another mechanism, but causes extreme redness in the face (explains why chinese people flush faster)
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 06 2010 03:11 GMT
#96
On January 06 2010 12:09 Probe. wrote:
I knew an asian once. He played stacraft. He won starcraft.

They ARE good at Starcraft.
God Bless
errol1001
Profile Joined April 2008
454 Posts
January 06 2010 03:25 GMT
#97
Tolerance builds as you drink more, and iirc both korea and japan have a serious drinking culture. As in, go out to the bar after work each day and drink with your boss/coworkers thing.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
January 06 2010 03:25 GMT
#98
My crazy korean friend can out drink any whitey.
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
January 06 2010 03:30 GMT
#99
Reserved? Shy? Unassertive? I mean there are what? 4 billion Asians in the world? And everyone and their grandma have been making small penis jokes since the beginning of time. Where are the nukes?
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Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
January 06 2010 03:36 GMT
#100
On January 06 2010 12:30 Warrior Madness wrote:
Reserved? Shy? Unassertive? I mean there are what? 4 billion Asians in the world? And everyone and their grandma have been making small penis jokes since the beginning of time. Where are the nukes?


Nukes for small penis jokes? It's all in good fun.
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
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