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Inspired by my local radio station 99.9 KISW
I've decided to make a Man Law TL thread.
Feel free to add your own man laws..
Examples:
-Any man that brings a camera to a bachelor party can legally be killed by his buddies
-If you've known a guy for 24 hours his sister is off-limits.. unless you actually marry her.
-On a road trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stop not the weakest
-Under no circumstances can two men ever share an umbrella
-When stumbling upon some dudes watching a sporting event you can ask what the score is.. but never who's playing
-Fruity alcohol is only acceptable on a tropical island.. and even then only when delivered by a topless model and its free.
-Only in situations of moral/physically peril are you allowed to kick another man in the nuts.
-It is okay for men to cry only under the following circumstances.. (a) when a heroic dog dies to save its master (b) When Angelina Jolie unbuttons her blouse (c) After wrecking your bosses car (d) if she uses her teeth
-Moaning about the brand of free bear is unforgivable.. however complaining about the temperature is okay.
-No man should ever have to buy another man a birthday gift. It is strictly optional.
-Real men dont wear Speedos EVER
-If another mans fly is down.. you didnt see anything.
-Women who claim "they love sports" must be treated as spies until the demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to hold liquor.
-If you compliment a man on his 6-pack.. it better be his beer.
-Never talk to another man in the bathroom.
-Its acceptable for you to drive her car. But not for her to drive yours.
 
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-No woman may ever be allowed to submit a Man Law
-No man shall ever compliment another mans wardrobe.. only individual items of clothing.
-Never carry a murse or Man purse
-No man will ever wear spandex
-No man will ever pop his collar
-No man will ever wear a pink shirt
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hmm these seem oddly familiar
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"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here.
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On October 18 2009 14:24 vRoOk wrote:
-No false man will ever wear a pink shirt
That's more like it.
Only manly looking men can wear pink shirts.
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-For real men belts come in just two colors brown and black
-No man will ever wear capris
-Admitting Bisu is a good looking fello is okay saying "I'd tap that" is not
-No man shall ever speak badly about bacon or sex
-No man would ever dress to match his girlfriend or wife.
-Never ever shall a woman order for you in a restaurant.
-No man should ever bitch on another mans motorcycle.
-Unless the man is in the entertainment industry no man shall ever wear make-up
-There is no reason for a man to watch men figure-skating or men gymnastics EVER
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On October 18 2009 14:24 da_head wrote:
hmm these seem oddly familiar
of course i borrowed alot of them they are out on the internet for every man to memorize.
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On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here.
in other words.. ima homo
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-No skipping.. ever
-No man takes longer to get ready than his girlfriend or wife.
-Never share dessert with another man
-Never write in pink
-No man to man back rubs
-No man shall ever blame another man for his gas.
-While eating a banana never look into another mans eyes
-No man dots the i with anything other than a dot
-No bubblebaths unless accompanied by a woman
-No man shall ever listen to Fall Out Boy.
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On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here. in other words.. ima homo
Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos?
Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this.
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What about guy love or bromance? Say it ain't so doctor Cox!
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On October 18 2009 14:34 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here. in other words.. ima homo Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos? Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this.
Sup DoctorH,
No dude that fact that he gave me some bull line like that made me CRINGE the dumbass clearly cant take a joke.do So I give a sarcastic answer.
I am fully aware as I'm sure all Men are that no man ever 100% follows these rules.
Its the same as people saying Reach is oh so manly but lol the kids a nerd and we all know it. It justa joke
Man Laws are just funny rules you read and laugh at.. to me at least.
Hell i dont follow 1/7 of these.
so chill yo
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bisu's looks are overrated
also in before feminism shitfight
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-No man shall ever watch a Russell Simmons workout video.
-No man shall ever pat or rub another mans knee
-No man ever hits a woman
-If you are the first through a door hold it open for people behind you.
-A man shall not use texts, IM, or voice mail to tell off a friend
-No man shall use chapstick
-No man shall ever sit on another mans lap
-No man tickles another man
-No man shall ever touch another mans hair and comment on it.
-No man shall ever use another mans toothbrush
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these are all lame and homophobic
- no man shall ever stop at a stop sign during the stillness of night, when it is obvious that there are no other cars on the road
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Valhalla18444 Posts
FW: FW: FW: RE: FW: RE: MAN LAWS!!!!! FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-If you bring beer to a party and have to leave the beer stays there.
-No man shall ever drink through a straw
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- No man shall ever say " sleep over " its spending the night.
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On October 18 2009 14:45 -fj. wrote:
these are all lame and homophobic
- no man shall ever stop at a stop sign during the stillness of night, when it is obvious that there are no other cars on the road
nice one 
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On October 18 2009 14:46 Monstah-_- wrote:
- No man shall ever say " sleep over " its spending the night.
damn right lol
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