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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 18 2009 05:48 GMT
#21
On October 18 2009 14:36 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 14:34 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:
On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here.


in other words.. ima homo


Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos?

Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this.


Sup DoctorH,

No dude that fact that he gave me some bull line like that made me CRINGE the dumbass clearly cant take a joke.do So I give a sarcastic answer.

I am fully aware as I'm sure all Men are that no man ever 100% follows these rules.

Its the same as people saying Reach is oh so manly but lol the kids a nerd and we all know it. It justa joke

Man Laws are just funny rules you read and laugh at.. to me at least.

Hell i dont follow 1/7 of these.

so chill yo

It's pretty funny until the dudes who follow these bullshit laws beat the shit out of you in an alleyway for being a "little faggot" but thats cool bro ROCK ON xD

MEN r00L
RIP Aaliyah
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 18 2009 05:51 GMT
#22
On October 18 2009 14:48 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 14:36 vRoOk wrote:
On October 18 2009 14:34 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:
On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here.


in other words.. ima homo


Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos?

Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this.


Sup DoctorH,

No dude that fact that he gave me some bull line like that made me CRINGE the dumbass clearly cant take a joke.do So I give a sarcastic answer.

I am fully aware as I'm sure all Men are that no man ever 100% follows these rules.

Its the same as people saying Reach is oh so manly but lol the kids a nerd and we all know it. It justa joke

Man Laws are just funny rules you read and laugh at.. to me at least.

Hell i dont follow 1/7 of these.

so chill yo

It's pretty funny until the dudes who follow these bullshit laws beat the shit out of you in an alleyway for being a "little faggot" but thats cool bro ROCK ON xD

MEN r00L


yeah again just jokes.. I follow some of these lol but most are just jokes.

Did you find a commentating partner yet? I'll audition
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 18 2009 05:54 GMT
#23
On October 18 2009 14:51 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 14:48 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 14:36 vRoOk wrote:
On October 18 2009 14:34 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:
On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here.


in other words.. ima homo


Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos?

Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this.


Sup DoctorH,

No dude that fact that he gave me some bull line like that made me CRINGE the dumbass clearly cant take a joke.do So I give a sarcastic answer.

I am fully aware as I'm sure all Men are that no man ever 100% follows these rules.

Its the same as people saying Reach is oh so manly but lol the kids a nerd and we all know it. It justa joke

Man Laws are just funny rules you read and laugh at.. to me at least.

Hell i dont follow 1/7 of these.

so chill yo

It's pretty funny until the dudes who follow these bullshit laws beat the shit out of you in an alleyway for being a "little faggot" but thats cool bro ROCK ON xD

MEN r00L


yeah again just jokes.. I follow some of these lol but most are just jokes.

Did you find a commentating partner yet? I'll audition


I'm pretty much set.
RIP Aaliyah
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 18 2009 05:58 GMT
#24
-No man shall ever rate a MAN LAW thread less than a 5..
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numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
October 18 2009 05:59 GMT
#25
These seem really anti-gay. I mean, what's wrong with a little bro love? We're all comfortable with our sexuality here, right?
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-18 06:01:06
October 18 2009 06:00 GMT
#26
On October 18 2009 14:59 numLoCK wrote:
These seem really anti-gay. I mean, what's wrong with a little bro love? We're all comfortable with our sexuality here, right?


Its not very anti-gay at all. Only extremely gay acts are banned.

Touching another mans knee..? Im sorry for ya if you like that kinda "bro love"

and sharing umbrellas

= gay
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 18 2009 06:01 GMT
#27
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.
RIP Aaliyah
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-18 06:05:28
October 18 2009 06:03 GMT
#28
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


Here i gotta disagree.. Unless I'm on a hospital bed I'm wouldn't let another man touch my knee

and shit 2 men 1 umbrella.. that even sounds gay.

Id rather catch the cold or even buy my own umbrella
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LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
October 18 2009 06:04 GMT
#29
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-18 06:06:22
October 18 2009 06:05 GMT
#30
On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.


Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing.

Aren't you bi like me anyway?
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 18 2009 06:06 GMT
#31
On October 18 2009 15:03 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


Here i gotta disagree.. Unless I'm on a hospital bed I'm wouldn't let another man touch my knee

and shit 2 men 1 umbrella.. that even sounds gay.

Id rather catch the cold or eve buy my own umbrella


Sounds like you are pretty insecure about your sexuality. I'd rather be physically close to another man than get sick, wtf.

RIP Aaliyah
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 18 2009 06:06 GMT
#32
On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.


Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing.


Looking at you and my profiles.. it seems neither of us is from south korea where their culture and man laws differ from our American ones.
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vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 18 2009 06:08 GMT
#33
On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.


Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing.

Aren't you bi like me anyway?


So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that..

Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men..


As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at?
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Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-18 06:09:14
October 18 2009 06:08 GMT
#34
-Real men dont wear Speedos EVER

[image loading]


NOT!

This is from the Tough Guy challenge in UK .
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 18 2009 06:09 GMT
#35
On October 18 2009 15:08 Sadistx wrote:
-Real men dont wear Speedos EVER

[image loading]


NOT!


LOL
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 18 2009 06:11 GMT
#36
On October 18 2009 15:08 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.


Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing.

Aren't you bi like me anyway?


So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that..

Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men..


As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at?


So what am I, a girl?

I far prefer women anyway, but that doesn't matter to most HURR DURR ALPHA MALES. It's pretty fucking shitty to be told you aren't a "real man", what the fuck am I then?
RIP Aaliyah
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 18 2009 06:13 GMT
#37
On October 18 2009 15:11 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 15:08 vRoOk wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.


Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing.

Aren't you bi like me anyway?


So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that..

Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men..


As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at?


So what am I, a girl?

I far prefer women anyway, but that doesn't matter to most HURR DURR ALPHA MALES. It's pretty fucking shitty to be told you aren't a "real man", what the fuck am I then?


No your just not a real man.. but who the fuck is?

Dude your getting upset over nothing

this whole blog is a joke

I got nothing against gays or bis
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 18 2009 06:18 GMT
#38
On October 18 2009 15:13 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 15:11 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:08 vRoOk wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.


Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing.

Aren't you bi like me anyway?


So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that..

Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men..


As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at?


So what am I, a girl?

I far prefer women anyway, but that doesn't matter to most HURR DURR ALPHA MALES. It's pretty fucking shitty to be told you aren't a "real man", what the fuck am I then?


No your just not a real man.. but who the fuck is?

Dude your getting upset over nothing

this whole blog is a joke

I got nothing against gays or bis


Well when not being a "real man" gets your ass beat, I suppose you can see how one could be sensitive? Because of turning subjective and meaningless constructs like gender roles into die-hard facts anyone who is different is ostracized.

Mostly I get harmless teasing, but it really sucks to feel out of place in groups of guys, to not be able to look your father in the eye without feeling like you let him down.

I guess I should just party on and take a joke, or something like that.
RIP Aaliyah
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
October 18 2009 06:20 GMT
#39
I was going to set out to break all these until I saw "Hit a woman" v0v I think I've broken half of these at some point or another, so I guess I can console myself with that.

To me a manly man is a strong man, whether or not he likes the cock


I suppose I can see how this may be threatening to some of the manly men here.
Kk.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 18 2009 06:24 GMT
#40
On October 18 2009 15:18 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 15:13 vRoOk wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:11 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:08 vRoOk wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:
On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.


I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.


Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing.

Aren't you bi like me anyway?


So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that..

Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men..


As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at?


So what am I, a girl?

I far prefer women anyway, but that doesn't matter to most HURR DURR ALPHA MALES. It's pretty fucking shitty to be told you aren't a "real man", what the fuck am I then?


No your just not a real man.. but who the fuck is?

Dude your getting upset over nothing

this whole blog is a joke

I got nothing against gays or bis


Well when not being a "real man" gets your ass beat, I suppose you can see how one could be sensitive? Because of turning subjective and meaningless constructs like gender roles into die-hard facts anyone who is different is ostracized.

Mostly I get harmless teasing, but it really sucks to feel out of place in groups of guys, to not be able to look your father in the eye without feeling like you let him down.

I guess I should just party on and take a joke, or something like that.



I can why your sensitive man.. and I dont blame you.

Your like in my top 3 fav people on TL (your articles are so bomb.com + you commentate!) so i didnt mean to be offensive towards you. I'm just trying to befriend you pretty much i hoped that i d get an audition for your commentating duo. So really man I'm sorry.

The whole father thing made em sad when i read it man.. thats a terrible thing.. I've disappointed my father s well but for other reasons so i think i can identify and its a shitty feeling.



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