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Inspired by my local radio station 99.9 KISW
I've decided to make a Man Law TL thread.
Feel free to add your own man laws..
Examples:
-Any man that brings a camera to a bachelor party can legally be killed by his buddies
-If you've known a guy for 24 hours his sister is off-limits.. unless you actually marry her.
-On a road trip the strongest bladder determines the pit stop not the weakest
-Under no circumstances can two men ever share an umbrella
-When stumbling upon some dudes watching a sporting event you can ask what the score is.. but never who's playing
-Fruity alcohol is only acceptable on a tropical island.. and even then only when delivered by a topless model and its free.
-Only in situations of moral/physically peril are you allowed to kick another man in the nuts.
-It is okay for men to cry only under the following circumstances.. (a) when a heroic dog dies to save its master (b) When Angelina Jolie unbuttons her blouse (c) After wrecking your bosses car (d) if she uses her teeth
-Moaning about the brand of free bear is unforgivable.. however complaining about the temperature is okay.
-No man should ever have to buy another man a birthday gift. It is strictly optional.
-Real men dont wear Speedos EVER
-If another mans fly is down.. you didnt see anything.
-Women who claim "they love sports" must be treated as spies until the demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to hold liquor.
-If you compliment a man on his 6-pack.. it better be his beer.
-Never talk to another man in the bathroom.
-Its acceptable for you to drive her car. But not for her to drive yours.
 
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-No woman may ever be allowed to submit a Man Law
-No man shall ever compliment another mans wardrobe.. only individual items of clothing.
-Never carry a murse or Man purse
-No man will ever wear spandex
-No man will ever pop his collar
-No man will ever wear a pink shirt
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hmm these seem oddly familiar
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"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here.
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On October 18 2009 14:24 vRoOk wrote:
-No false man will ever wear a pink shirt
That's more like it.
Only manly looking men can wear pink shirts.
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-For real men belts come in just two colors brown and black
-No man will ever wear capris
-Admitting Bisu is a good looking fello is okay saying "I'd tap that" is not
-No man shall ever speak badly about bacon or sex
-No man would ever dress to match his girlfriend or wife.
-Never ever shall a woman order for you in a restaurant.
-No man should ever bitch on another mans motorcycle.
-Unless the man is in the entertainment industry no man shall ever wear make-up
-There is no reason for a man to watch men figure-skating or men gymnastics EVER
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On October 18 2009 14:24 da_head wrote:
hmm these seem oddly familiar
of course i borrowed alot of them they are out on the internet for every man to memorize.
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On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here.
in other words.. ima homo
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-No skipping.. ever
-No man takes longer to get ready than his girlfriend or wife.
-Never share dessert with another man
-Never write in pink
-No man to man back rubs
-No man shall ever blame another man for his gas.
-While eating a banana never look into another mans eyes
-No man dots the i with anything other than a dot
-No bubblebaths unless accompanied by a woman
-No man shall ever listen to Fall Out Boy.
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On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here. in other words.. ima homo
Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos?
Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this.
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What about guy love or bromance? Say it ain't so doctor Cox!
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On October 18 2009 14:34 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here. in other words.. ima homo Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos? Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this.
Sup DoctorH,
No dude that fact that he gave me some bull line like that made me CRINGE the dumbass clearly cant take a joke.do So I give a sarcastic answer.
I am fully aware as I'm sure all Men are that no man ever 100% follows these rules.
Its the same as people saying Reach is oh so manly but lol the kids a nerd and we all know it. It justa joke
Man Laws are just funny rules you read and laugh at.. to me at least.
Hell i dont follow 1/7 of these.
so chill yo
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bisu's looks are overrated
also in before feminism shitfight
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-No man shall ever watch a Russell Simmons workout video.
-No man shall ever pat or rub another mans knee
-No man ever hits a woman
-If you are the first through a door hold it open for people behind you.
-A man shall not use texts, IM, or voice mail to tell off a friend
-No man shall use chapstick
-No man shall ever sit on another mans lap
-No man tickles another man
-No man shall ever touch another mans hair and comment on it.
-No man shall ever use another mans toothbrush
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these are all lame and homophobic
- no man shall ever stop at a stop sign during the stillness of night, when it is obvious that there are no other cars on the road
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-If you bring beer to a party and have to leave the beer stays there.
-No man shall ever drink through a straw
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- No man shall ever say " sleep over " its spending the night.
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On October 18 2009 14:45 -fj. wrote:
these are all lame and homophobic
- no man shall ever stop at a stop sign during the stillness of night, when it is obvious that there are no other cars on the road
nice one 
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On October 18 2009 14:46 Monstah-_- wrote:
- No man shall ever say " sleep over " its spending the night.
damn right lol
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On October 18 2009 14:36 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 14:34 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here. in other words.. ima homo Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos? Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this. Sup DoctorH, No dude that fact that he gave me some bull line like that made me CRINGE the dumbass clearly cant take a joke.do So I give a sarcastic answer. I am fully aware as I'm sure all Men are that no man ever 100% follows these rules. Its the same as people saying Reach is oh so manly but lol the kids a nerd and we all know it. It justa joke Man Laws are just funny rules you read and laugh at.. to me at least. Hell i dont follow 1/7 of these. so chill yo
It's pretty funny until the dudes who follow these bullshit laws beat the shit out of you in an alleyway for being a "little faggot" but thats cool bro ROCK ON xD
MEN r00L
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On October 18 2009 14:48 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 14:36 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 14:34 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here. in other words.. ima homo Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos? Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this. Sup DoctorH, No dude that fact that he gave me some bull line like that made me CRINGE the dumbass clearly cant take a joke.do So I give a sarcastic answer. I am fully aware as I'm sure all Men are that no man ever 100% follows these rules. Its the same as people saying Reach is oh so manly but lol the kids a nerd and we all know it. It justa joke Man Laws are just funny rules you read and laugh at.. to me at least. Hell i dont follow 1/7 of these. so chill yo It's pretty funny until the dudes who follow these bullshit laws beat the shit out of you in an alleyway for being a "little faggot" but thats cool bro ROCK ON xD MEN r00L
yeah again just jokes.. I follow some of these lol but most are just jokes.
Did you find a commentating partner yet? I'll audition
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On October 18 2009 14:51 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 14:48 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 14:36 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 14:34 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 14:29 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here. in other words.. ima homo Really? Anyone who doesn't conform to social constructs of gender roles are homos? Fuck, that is so stupid. Really annoying for any guys who enjoy things considered typically feminine but aren't gay such as myself. I cringe every time I hear ignorant shit like this. Sup DoctorH, No dude that fact that he gave me some bull line like that made me CRINGE the dumbass clearly cant take a joke.do So I give a sarcastic answer. I am fully aware as I'm sure all Men are that no man ever 100% follows these rules. Its the same as people saying Reach is oh so manly but lol the kids a nerd and we all know it. It justa joke Man Laws are just funny rules you read and laugh at.. to me at least. Hell i dont follow 1/7 of these. so chill yo It's pretty funny until the dudes who follow these bullshit laws beat the shit out of you in an alleyway for being a "little faggot" but thats cool bro ROCK ON xD MEN r00L yeah again just jokes.. I follow some of these lol but most are just jokes. Did you find a commentating partner yet? I'll audition
I'm pretty much set.
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-No man shall ever rate a MAN LAW thread less than a 5..
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These seem really anti-gay. I mean, what's wrong with a little bro love? We're all comfortable with our sexuality here, right?
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On October 18 2009 14:59 numLoCK wrote:
These seem really anti-gay. I mean, what's wrong with a little bro love? We're all comfortable with our sexuality here, right?
Its not very anti-gay at all. Only extremely gay acts are banned.
Touching another mans knee..? Im sorry for ya if you like that kinda "bro love"
and sharing umbrellas
= gay
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The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.
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On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.
Here i gotta disagree.. Unless I'm on a hospital bed I'm wouldn't let another man touch my knee
and shit 2 men 1 umbrella.. that even sounds gay.
Id rather catch the cold or even buy my own umbrella
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On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded.
I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.
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On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious.
Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing.
Aren't you bi like me anyway?
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On October 18 2009 15:03 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. Here i gotta disagree.. Unless I'm on a hospital bed I'm wouldn't let another man touch my knee and shit 2 men 1 umbrella.. that even sounds gay. Id rather catch the cold or eve buy my own umbrella
Sounds like you are pretty insecure about your sexuality. I'd rather be physically close to another man than get sick, wtf.
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On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing.
Looking at you and my profiles.. it seems neither of us is from south korea where their culture and man laws differ from our American ones.
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On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway?
So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that..
Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men..
As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at?
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-Real men dont wear Speedos EVER
NOT!
This is from the Tough Guy challenge in UK .
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On October 18 2009 15:08 Sadistx wrote:-Real men dont wear Speedos EVERNOT!
LOL
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On October 18 2009 15:08 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that.. Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men.. As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at?
So what am I, a girl?
I far prefer women anyway, but that doesn't matter to most HURR DURR ALPHA MALES. It's pretty fucking shitty to be told you aren't a "real man", what the fuck am I then?
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On October 18 2009 15:11 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:08 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that.. Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men.. As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at? So what am I, a girl? I far prefer women anyway, but that doesn't matter to most HURR DURR ALPHA MALES. It's pretty fucking shitty to be told you aren't a "real man", what the fuck am I then?
No your just not a real man.. but who the fuck is?
Dude your getting upset over nothing
this whole blog is a joke
I got nothing against gays or bis
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On October 18 2009 15:13 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:11 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:08 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that.. Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men.. As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at? So what am I, a girl? I far prefer women anyway, but that doesn't matter to most HURR DURR ALPHA MALES. It's pretty fucking shitty to be told you aren't a "real man", what the fuck am I then? No your just not a real man.. but who the fuck is? Dude your getting upset over nothing this whole blog is a joke I got nothing against gays or bis
Well when not being a "real man" gets your ass beat, I suppose you can see how one could be sensitive? Because of turning subjective and meaningless constructs like gender roles into die-hard facts anyone who is different is ostracized.
Mostly I get harmless teasing, but it really sucks to feel out of place in groups of guys, to not be able to look your father in the eye without feeling like you let him down.
I guess I should just party on and take a joke, or something like that.
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I was going to set out to break all these until I saw "Hit a woman" v0v I think I've broken half of these at some point or another, so I guess I can console myself with that.
To me a manly man is a strong man, whether or not he likes the cock
I suppose I can see how this may be threatening to some of the manly men here.
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On October 18 2009 15:18 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:13 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:11 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:08 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that.. Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men.. As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at? So what am I, a girl? I far prefer women anyway, but that doesn't matter to most HURR DURR ALPHA MALES. It's pretty fucking shitty to be told you aren't a "real man", what the fuck am I then? No your just not a real man.. but who the fuck is? Dude your getting upset over nothing this whole blog is a joke I got nothing against gays or bis Well when not being a "real man" gets your ass beat, I suppose you can see how one could be sensitive? Because of turning subjective and meaningless constructs like gender roles into die-hard facts anyone who is different is ostracized. Mostly I get harmless teasing, but it really sucks to feel out of place in groups of guys, to not be able to look your father in the eye without feeling like you let him down. I guess I should just party on and take a joke, or something like that.
I can why your sensitive man.. and I dont blame you.
Your like in my top 3 fav people on TL (your articles are so bomb.com + you commentate!) so i didnt mean to be offensive towards you. I'm just trying to befriend you pretty much i hoped that i d get an audition for your commentating duo. So really man I'm sorry.
The whole father thing made em sad when i read it man.. thats a terrible thing.. I've disappointed my father s well but for other reasons so i think i can identify and its a shitty feeling.
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On October 18 2009 14:28 Zinfandel wrote:
"Man Law" just further perpetuates the socially constructed myth of "men". Each "man" is different, and no man fully conforms to the stereotype that you're trying to set out here.
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-Its okay to deny it but deep down.. every man wishes he was Rekrul. 
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On October 18 2009 14:36 vRoOk wrote:
Reach is oh so manly but lol the kids a nerd and we all know it.
Fuck you,
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On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway?
Yes. Yes I am. And you're perfectly right, none of the activities you listed are inherently gay. Fuckin' another dude, however, is. Which is to what I was referring.
Vrook, you scared.
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On October 18 2009 15:31 LightRailCoyote wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? Vrook, you scared.
Jesus dude read up.. im not homophobic lol.
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On October 18 2009 15:24 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:18 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:13 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:11 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:08 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? So your bi.. so naturally you take offense to that.. Sorry DoctorH but i gotta say Bi men are not Real men.. As for my sexuality.. Where dem titties at? So what am I, a girl? I far prefer women anyway, but that doesn't matter to most HURR DURR ALPHA MALES. It's pretty fucking shitty to be told you aren't a "real man", what the fuck am I then? No your just not a real man.. but who the fuck is? Dude your getting upset over nothing this whole blog is a joke I got nothing against gays or bis Well when not being a "real man" gets your ass beat, I suppose you can see how one could be sensitive? Because of turning subjective and meaningless constructs like gender roles into die-hard facts anyone who is different is ostracized. Mostly I get harmless teasing, but it really sucks to feel out of place in groups of guys, to not be able to look your father in the eye without feeling like you let him down. I guess I should just party on and take a joke, or something like that. I can why your sensitive man.. and I dont blame you. Your like in my top 3 fav people on TL (your articles are so bomb.com + you commentate!) so i didnt mean to be offensive towards you. I'm just trying to befriend you pretty much i hoped that i d get an audition for your commentating duo. So really man I'm sorry. The whole father thing made em sad when i read it man.. thats a terrible thing.. I've disappointed my father s well but for other reasons so i think i can identify and its a shitty feeling.
I should have said step-father.
My father is a drug addict living in Northern California. He'll shit his pants when I visit him and tell him I'm going to be a doctor. I hope I can help him in some way.
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On October 18 2009 15:32 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:31 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? Vrook, you scared. Jesus dude read up.. im not homophobic lol.
You just called bisexual men "not real men". How else am I supposed to take that comment?
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On October 18 2009 15:34 LightRailCoyote wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:32 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:31 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? Vrook, you scared. Jesus dude read up.. im not homophobic lol. You just called bisexual men "not real men". How else am I supposed to take that comment?
Exactly how it is?
When you think of the REAL MAN stereotype are they bi? No...
REAL MEN are stong / sexy / polite / smart / manly
and all these goods traits that no real man can live up too.
I hope you did read up cuz you woulda read me apologizing my ass off and stating this whoel thread is a joke..
and no your nota real man. you sound like a sissybitch
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On October 18 2009 15:39 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:34 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:32 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:31 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? Vrook, you scared. Jesus dude read up.. im not homophobic lol. You just called bisexual men "not real men". How else am I supposed to take that comment? Exactly how it is? When you think of the REAL MAN stereotype are they bi? No... REAL MEN are stong / sexy / polite / smart / manly and all these goods traits that no real man can live up too. I hope you did read up cuz you woulda read me apologizing my ass off and stating this whoel thread is a joke.. and no your nota real man. you sound like a sissybitch
You were alright until the last comment.
Making homophobic statements isn't alright because you say you aren't a homophobe. I can't say black people aren't real members of society and then assert I'm not racist can I?
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On October 18 2009 15:43 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:39 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:34 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:32 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:31 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? Vrook, you scared. Jesus dude read up.. im not homophobic lol. You just called bisexual men "not real men". How else am I supposed to take that comment? Exactly how it is? When you think of the REAL MAN stereotype are they bi? No... REAL MEN are stong / sexy / polite / smart / manly and all these goods traits that no real man can live up too. I hope you did read up cuz you woulda read me apologizing my ass off and stating this whoel thread is a joke.. and no your nota real man. you sound like a sissybitch You were alright until the last comment. Making homophobic statements isn't alright because you say you aren't a homophobe. I can't say black people aren't real members of society and then assert I'm not racist can I?
since when is sissybitch a gay term?
i call my brother that and he's married. (to a female)
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On October 18 2009 15:44 vRoOk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:43 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:39 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:34 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:32 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:31 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? Vrook, you scared. Jesus dude read up.. im not homophobic lol. You just called bisexual men "not real men". How else am I supposed to take that comment? Exactly how it is? When you think of the REAL MAN stereotype are they bi? No... REAL MEN are stong / sexy / polite / smart / manly and all these goods traits that no real man can live up too. I hope you did read up cuz you woulda read me apologizing my ass off and stating this whoel thread is a joke.. and no your nota real man. you sound like a sissybitch You were alright until the last comment. Making homophobic statements isn't alright because you say you aren't a homophobe. I can't say black people aren't real members of society and then assert I'm not racist can I? since when is sissybitch a gay term?
Not only am I shocked you would call another member expressing his opinion/grievances a sissybitch, it's extra offensive when you're trying to make the point that gays/bisexuals aren't real men.
A man has male reproductive organs.
A "man" is mature, strong, and wise.
Sexuality is irrelevant. Stephen Fry is as much of a man as Chuck Norris as is Carl Sagan or Ian McKellan.
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On October 18 2009 15:48 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2009 15:44 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:43 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:39 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:34 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:32 vRoOk wrote:On October 18 2009 15:31 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:05 DoctorHelvetica wrote:On October 18 2009 15:04 LightRailCoyote wrote:On October 18 2009 15:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
The only gay thing is being exclusively attracted to members of the same sex. Actions don't make you gay, that's beyond retarded. I dunno, DrH, I can think of a few actions that would make you gay. or at least bi-curious. Sharing an umbrella is not one of them nor is rubbing knees. Korean males for example often hug, hold hands, and play with eachothers hair as an expression of friendship. It isn't "gay" it's a culture/individualistic thing. Aren't you bi like me anyway? Vrook, you scared. Jesus dude read up.. im not homophobic lol. You just called bisexual men "not real men". How else am I supposed to take that comment? Exactly how it is? When you think of the REAL MAN stereotype are they bi? No... REAL MEN are stong / sexy / polite / smart / manly and all these goods traits that no real man can live up too. I hope you did read up cuz you woulda read me apologizing my ass off and stating this whoel thread is a joke.. and no your nota real man. you sound like a sissybitch You were alright until the last comment. Making homophobic statements isn't alright because you say you aren't a homophobe. I can't say black people aren't real members of society and then assert I'm not racist can I? since when is sissybitch a gay term? Not only am I shocked you would call another member expressing his opinion/grievances a sissybitch, it's extra offensive when you're trying to make the point that gays/bisexuals aren't real men. A man has male reproductive organs. A "man" is mature, strong, and wise. Sexuality is irrelevant. Stephen Fry is as much of a man as Chuck Norris as is Carl Sagan or Ian McKellan.
Man.. yes
Real Man.. not even close..
But jesus dude.. the real man thing is a joke i thought we were past this.
Never did I imply that if your not a real man that makes you a female
and all "men" are not mature stong and wise.
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You didn't understand my post and I no longer care enough to explain it to you.
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well thats good dude
I think were both trying to say the same thing in a way.
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omg its just a joke people
i find it funny
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Jesus christ why do all these pro gay people have to come out of the woodwork and ruin jokes. I don't care either way but I'm a firm supporter of making fun of anyone and everyone for any reason.
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On October 18 2009 16:27 Divinek wrote:
Jesus christ why do all these pro gay people have to come out of the woodwork and ruin jokes. I don't care either way but I'm a firm supporter of making fun of anyone and everyone for any reason.
Why do pro gay people have to be offended about homophobia it ruins jokes omg
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god i'll make sure never to say a joke in front of you ever again
"-Any man that brings a camera to a bachelor party can legally be killed by his buddies"
oh so offensive
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On October 18 2009 17:19 JohnColtrane wrote:
god i'll make sure never to say a joke in front of you ever again
"-Any man that brings a camera to a bachelor party can legally be killed by his buddies"
oh so offensive
Ok, I'll keep that in mind.
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