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SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 23:04:36
October 16 2009 22:00 GMT
#1
So...... i have some sort of prom thing tonight and at the after party there is obviously going to be a drinking contest between my group of friends. The prize is 200 dollars -_- so i kinda wanta win ( wouldnt you? ) So.. my question to TL is

how do i make it so that i pass out the slowest.
ive drank alot before and i can say that im not a lightweight but not a heavyweight either.

Any tips? Guides? things i should eat/drink before?

Thanks!
m
Edit: I'll be with koreans so we'll be downing soju and mekju

**
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
October 16 2009 22:01 GMT
#2
What are you drinking? beer? if so what kind. If its hard alcohol eat alot of bread.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 16 2009 22:03 GMT
#3
Lots and lots of fat will atleast slow it down. Pastes to absorb it wont hurt either..
this game is a fucking jokie
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 16 2009 22:13 GMT
#4
Is it just beer in a huge ass bong?
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29905 Posts
October 16 2009 22:15 GMT
#5
Eat as much fat food as You can, old tip but works. If You don't want to, then drink some olive oil, would bring same effect :-)

Or if You're into drugs, get some coke :D:D:D j/k
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 16 2009 22:20 GMT
#6
Eat buttered bread. Seriously.
Peace~
ZpuX
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden1230 Posts
October 16 2009 22:28 GMT
#7
eat alot before, and drink alot of water during the evening and after party! and as you already know, have a big meal before you go to bed, will do wonders for the hungover the day after!
Really, play for fun!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 16 2009 22:29 GMT
#8
Eating A LOT is not the best idea, because you might throw up (even if you don't feel drunk).
Peace~
Bebop Berserker
Profile Joined April 2009
United States246 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 22:31:08
October 16 2009 22:30 GMT
#9
Idk. maybe if you drink before the contest you will get some balls.
Whatever happens, happens.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
October 16 2009 22:30 GMT
#10
Fatty, greasy, oily foods are the best.

Drink lots of water during the day...make sure you're hydrated.

It's also best to spread your drinks out as much as possible, and to follow the old saying, "beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear", but it doesn't sound like you'll be able to choose your drinks or when you drink them if it's going to be a contest.

Don't overdo it, though. Alcohol poisoning DOES happen... -_-;;
Hello
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 16 2009 22:35 GMT
#11
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in
this game is a fucking jokie
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 16 2009 22:37 GMT
#12
On October 17 2009 07:15 crucifix wrote:
Eat as much fat food as You can, old tip but works. If You don't want to, then drink some olive oil, would bring same effect :-)

Or if You're into drugs, get some coke :D:D:D j/k

This will work better than anything else mentioned in the thread.
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
October 16 2009 22:41 GMT
#13
On October 17 2009 07:35 disco wrote:
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in



Liquor can take you by suprise if you start hammering it down after you have been drinking beer for a while.
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Igakusei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States610 Posts
October 16 2009 22:43 GMT
#14
What is it about fats that make them absorb ethanol?
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
October 16 2009 22:44 GMT
#15
On October 17 2009 07:41 Bosu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:35 disco wrote:
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in



Liquor can take you by suprise if you start hammering it down after you have been drinking beer for a while.


this.

no, physically speaking it doesn't matter of course
but when you're already piss drunk and you start slamming these "tiny" shots, you get in trouble. quick.
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
October 16 2009 22:45 GMT
#16
I know eating a big meal before hand and drinking lots of water during will help. There may be specific foods that would help even more too.
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 16 2009 22:45 GMT
#17
On October 17 2009 07:43 Neverborn wrote:
What is it about fats that make them absorb ethanol?


Fats don't absorb anything. It just creates a coating on the stomach which lets less alcohol trough.
this game is a fucking jokie
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 16 2009 22:48 GMT
#18
On October 17 2009 07:44 JeeJee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:41 Bosu wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:35 disco wrote:
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in



Liquor can take you by suprise if you start hammering it down after you have been drinking beer for a while.


this.

no, physically speaking it doesn't matter of course
but when you're already piss drunk and you start slamming these "tiny" shots, you get in trouble. quick.


Also, when you're already piss drunk and you start slamming beers, you get in trouble. quick.
Seriously it makes no sense to tell people not to drink certain beverages before or after others. Unless you're talking about getting sick, then I would also not advice to drink too much chocolate milk.
this game is a fucking jokie
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 22:56:09
October 16 2009 22:55 GMT
#19
Drink/eat cream which coats the stomach and makes no alcohol pass through.. after a while when the coat of fat made by the cream burst you will get the effect of all the alcohol at the same time which will make you pass out or atleast puke like a fountain but you wont be affected until then ^^

- Dont do it, i think its dangerous if you drink a shitload
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 16 2009 22:56 GMT
#20
On October 17 2009 07:55 Pulimuli wrote:
Drink/eat cream which coats the stomach and makes no alcohol pass through.. after a while when the coat of fat made by the cream burst you will get the effect of all the alcohol at the same time which will make you pass out or atleast puke like a fountain but you wont be affected until then ^^

- Dont do it, i think its dangerous if you drink a shitload


rofl, yeah a coat of fat bursts
this game is a fucking jokie
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
October 16 2009 23:02 GMT
#21
Thanks for all the replys, im eating a big meal before the prom and probably gona drink alot after. I'm not really fat but not really skinny either. 5'9 145 pounds?
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
October 16 2009 23:07 GMT
#22
I can't be the only person who sees this as a recipe for the most embarrassing funeral ever for some poor family
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disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 16 2009 23:10 GMT
#23
On October 17 2009 08:02 SanguineToss wrote:
Thanks for all the replys, im eating a big meal before the prom and probably gona drink alot after. I'm not really fat but not really skinny either. 5'9 145 pounds?


145 pounds. I'd say about a dozen beers and a whiskey or 6 should ensure a delightful evening.
this game is a fucking jokie
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
October 16 2009 23:34 GMT
#24
On October 17 2009 07:45 disco wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:43 Neverborn wrote:
What is it about fats that make them absorb ethanol?


Fats don't absorb anything. It just creates a coating on the stomach which lets less alcohol trough.


Too bad the stomach doesn't do any absorption.
It felt like gravity.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
October 16 2009 23:40 GMT
#25
On October 17 2009 07:48 disco wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:44 JeeJee wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:41 Bosu wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:35 disco wrote:
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in



Liquor can take you by suprise if you start hammering it down after you have been drinking beer for a while.


this.

no, physically speaking it doesn't matter of course
but when you're already piss drunk and you start slamming these "tiny" shots, you get in trouble. quick.


Also, when you're already piss drunk and you start slamming beers, you get in trouble. quick.
Seriously it makes no sense to tell people not to drink certain beverages before or after others. Unless you're talking about getting sick, then I would also not advice to drink too much chocolate milk.

no, it does make sense, of course the same amount of alcohol = same amount of drunk, regardless of which order you drink them in. However if you start drinking beer and get drunk, then start downing liquor, your sense of taste and judgement will be pretty impaired which makes it pretty easy to drink way too much. Drinking way too much beer is alot harder even if u're already drunk.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
October 16 2009 23:42 GMT
#26
Coming into this topic I thought you were seeking advice on how to avoid drinking if you're an alcoholic, quite the opposite i see.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
October 16 2009 23:44 GMT
#27
Puking rally~ Vomit whenever you want to, drink more, and smoke lots of cigarettes.
Nak Allstar.
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
October 16 2009 23:49 GMT
#28
headin out now, i hope i am 200 dollars richer but also not dead. i will update tomorrow!
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
October 16 2009 23:58 GMT
#29
as people have said earlier, space out your drinks, take it as slow as you can, make sure you are hydrated, eat beforehand, and of course, don't be afraid of puking.
yaoherm50
Profile Joined June 2006
United States109 Posts
October 17 2009 00:44 GMT
#30
Prom in October?
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
October 17 2009 01:09 GMT
#31
oh god i got so unbelievably fucked up on my prom. was too drunk to go to work at 6pm the next day o.o

gl good sir, don't kill yourself!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
October 17 2009 01:25 GMT
#32
I pray for him :D
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
p4ge
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada160 Posts
October 17 2009 03:05 GMT
#33
The simple and obvious answer is to get a hold of some form of amphetamine, methylphenidate--aka ritalin, aka speed. The nature of the drug is such that it nullifies the effects of feeling "drunk", the inherent danger of course is that you won't be aware of how far gone you really are.
Hithran
Profile Joined March 2009
Canada57 Posts
October 17 2009 03:19 GMT
#34
On October 17 2009 12:05 D4EMON wrote:
The simple and obvious answer is to get a hold of some form of amphetamine, methylphenidate--aka ritalin, aka speed. The nature of the drug is such that it nullifies the effects of feeling "drunk", the inherent danger of course is that you won't be aware of how far gone you really are.


lol thats probably the most dangerous advice so far
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
October 17 2009 06:22 GMT
#35
On October 17 2009 07:35 disco wrote:
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in

Go out and get some experience drinking...then come back and say that again.
Hello
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
October 17 2009 06:30 GMT
#36
On October 17 2009 12:05 D4EMON wrote:
The simple and obvious answer is to get a hold of some form of amphetamine, methylphenidate--aka ritalin, aka speed. The nature of the drug is such that it nullifies the effects of feeling "drunk", the inherent danger of course is that you won't be aware of how far gone you really are.


or blow. same effect but a more fun mix!
Happiness only real when shared.
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
October 17 2009 06:42 GMT
#37
I'm sorry that you're already gone, but I think the best advice is to cheat. Just try to hold it together while you are drunk, and try to cheat your way out of any shot. You'll definately be able to scree over your friends
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
October 17 2009 07:27 GMT
#38
On October 17 2009 15:22 PH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:35 disco wrote:
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in

Go out and get some experience drinking...then come back and say that again.

Seriously, when I read that I just thought of a major face-palm.

I mean come on, they talk about this in HIGH SCHOOL.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
October 17 2009 10:52 GMT
#39
On October 17 2009 08:34 Straylight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:45 disco wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:43 Neverborn wrote:
What is it about fats that make them absorb ethanol?


Fats don't absorb anything. It just creates a coating on the stomach which lets less alcohol trough.


Too bad the stomach doesn't do any absorption.

It does. That's why bread and greasy pasta may help. Bread soaks up liquids and lots of greasy food create that coating. The longer the alcohol stays in your stomach the more alcohol it can process before it goes into your blood stream.

This can however backfire if you have no experience. You will feel like you can drink all you want and hardly feel any reaction, so you will continue drinking harder than you should. At some point, the delay you created with eating a lot will be gone and you might get fucked up all of a sudden.

Also don't drink liquors until way later, start with beer if possible. A big amount of liquor soaked up in your stomach can make for a nasty surprise 2 hours later.

But generally, eating a lot is the best way to prepare, and bread and greasy carb heavy food the way to go. Just don't expect it to do wonders.
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disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 17 2009 10:58 GMT
#40
On October 17 2009 15:22 PH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:35 disco wrote:
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in

Go out and get some experience drinking...then come back and say that again.


Enough experience drinking, that's exactly why I said that. Funny thing is, we have the same expression in Holland, only replacing liquor with wine and stating the exact opposite.
this game is a fucking jokie
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
October 17 2009 17:32 GMT
#41
Half of this shit sounds like, "go out and drink until you die"
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Ichigo1234551
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States649 Posts
October 17 2009 17:51 GMT
#42
you need to drink a lot of water. The water will help ur liver process the alcohol faster.
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Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
October 17 2009 18:03 GMT
#43
eat alot of stuff beforehand , drink alot water,oil (if you can) during drinking, space out your drinks etc
Ro[]t
Profile Joined July 2008
Sweden147 Posts
October 17 2009 19:43 GMT
#44
drink a lot of cream it will surround the alcohol and you wont notice it, when the cream is consumed by the stomach acids however... I suggest a quick escape after you have won the game :D
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
October 17 2009 21:08 GMT
#45
On October 17 2009 19:58 disco wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 15:22 PH wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:35 disco wrote:
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in

Go out and get some experience drinking...then come back and say that again.


Enough experience drinking, that's exactly why I said that. Funny thing is, we have the same expression in Holland, only replacing liquor with wine and stating the exact opposite.

Wine and liquor are entirely different drinks...they're as far apart as liquor and beer are.

Once again, get some experience with drinks first.
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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 17 2009 22:42 GMT
#46
secretly replace all the alcohol bottles on your side with water, and drink as much as you like and pretend to be drunk.
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
October 17 2009 22:54 GMT
#47
lol GS you're a clever one, he can just pretend to have his own handle of vodka (water)
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
October 17 2009 23:06 GMT
#48
On October 17 2009 19:52 zatic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 08:34 Straylight wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:45 disco wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:43 Neverborn wrote:
What is it about fats that make them absorb ethanol?


Fats don't absorb anything. It just creates a coating on the stomach which lets less alcohol trough.


Too bad the stomach doesn't do any absorption.

It does. That's why bread and greasy pasta may help. Bread soaks up liquids and lots of greasy food create that coating. The longer the alcohol stays in your stomach the more alcohol it can process before it goes into your blood stream.

This can however backfire if you have no experience. You will feel like you can drink all you want and hardly feel any reaction, so you will continue drinking harder than you should. At some point, the delay you created with eating a lot will be gone and you might get fucked up all of a sudden.

Also don't drink liquors until way later, start with beer if possible. A big amount of liquor soaked up in your stomach can make for a nasty surprise 2 hours later.

But generally, eating a lot is the best way to prepare, and bread and greasy carb heavy food the way to go. Just don't expect it to do wonders.

I really doubt it's about coating or "bread absorbing alcohol"~~. More like the body can only metabolize so much stuff at once and if you keep it occupied witth fat etc the alcohol will simply pass straight through and you'll piss it out. At least that's what I would guess, kind of like how you used to treat methanol poisoning with ethanol.
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disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-17 23:42:07
October 17 2009 23:34 GMT
#49
On October 18 2009 06:08 PH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 19:58 disco wrote:
On October 17 2009 15:22 PH wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:35 disco wrote:
"beer before liquor, never been sicker, liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

Yeah your body really cares about what beverage the alcohol was served in

Go out and get some experience drinking...then come back and say that again.


Enough experience drinking, that's exactly why I said that. Funny thing is, we have the same expression in Holland, only replacing liquor with wine and stating the exact opposite.

Wine and liquor are entirely different drinks...they're as far apart as liquor and beer are.

Once again, get some experience with drinks first.


You have no clue what your talking about do you? Did you even read what I said?

Let me explain it to you in a way even you can understand:

1. You have a beer
2. You have a whiskey
---------------------------------
Everythings alright

1. You have a whiskey
2. You have a beer
--------------------------------
Everythings alright

1. You have a shitload of beer
2. You have a whiskey
--------------------------------
You could be in trouble (might have something to do with the shitload of beers?)

1. You have a shitload of whiskey
2. You have a beer
--------------------------------
You could be in trouble (might have something to do with the shitload of whiskey?)
this game is a fucking jokie
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 17 2009 23:51 GMT
#50
On October 18 2009 08:06 KlaCkoN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 19:52 zatic wrote:
On October 17 2009 08:34 Straylight wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:45 disco wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:43 Neverborn wrote:
What is it about fats that make them absorb ethanol?


Fats don't absorb anything. It just creates a coating on the stomach which lets less alcohol trough.


Too bad the stomach doesn't do any absorption.

It does. That's why bread and greasy pasta may help. Bread soaks up liquids and lots of greasy food create that coating. The longer the alcohol stays in your stomach the more alcohol it can process before it goes into your blood stream.

This can however backfire if you have no experience. You will feel like you can drink all you want and hardly feel any reaction, so you will continue drinking harder than you should. At some point, the delay you created with eating a lot will be gone and you might get fucked up all of a sudden.

Also don't drink liquors until way later, start with beer if possible. A big amount of liquor soaked up in your stomach can make for a nasty surprise 2 hours later.

But generally, eating a lot is the best way to prepare, and bread and greasy carb heavy food the way to go. Just don't expect it to do wonders.

I really doubt it's about coating or "bread absorbing alcohol"~~. More like the body can only metabolize so much stuff at once and if you keep it occupied witth fat etc the alcohol will simply pass straight through and you'll piss it out. At least that's what I would guess, kind of like how you used to treat methanol poisoning with ethanol.


It actually does absorb the liquids containing the alcohol. Which will make it take longer to process all of it. The same quantity will eventually be processed but over a longer period. Seeing as your liver also gets rid of the alcohol at about the rate of a beer per hour, delaying the alcohol will actually make you "less" drunk.
this game is a fucking jokie
Kiarip
Profile Joined August 2008
United States1835 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-18 00:23:39
October 18 2009 00:22 GMT
#51
On October 18 2009 08:06 KlaCkoN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 19:52 zatic wrote:
On October 17 2009 08:34 Straylight wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:45 disco wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:43 Neverborn wrote:
What is it about fats that make them absorb ethanol?


Fats don't absorb anything. It just creates a coating on the stomach which lets less alcohol trough.


Too bad the stomach doesn't do any absorption.

It does. That's why bread and greasy pasta may help. Bread soaks up liquids and lots of greasy food create that coating. The longer the alcohol stays in your stomach the more alcohol it can process before it goes into your blood stream.

This can however backfire if you have no experience. You will feel like you can drink all you want and hardly feel any reaction, so you will continue drinking harder than you should. At some point, the delay you created with eating a lot will be gone and you might get fucked up all of a sudden.

Also don't drink liquors until way later, start with beer if possible. A big amount of liquor soaked up in your stomach can make for a nasty surprise 2 hours later.

But generally, eating a lot is the best way to prepare, and bread and greasy carb heavy food the way to go. Just don't expect it to do wonders.

I really doubt it's about coating or "bread absorbing alcohol"~~. More like the body can only metabolize so much stuff at once and if you keep it occupied witth fat etc the alcohol will simply pass straight through and you'll piss it out. At least that's what I would guess, kind of like how you used to treat methanol poisoning with ethanol.


Not really. Everything that you eat will inevitably be worked on by the liver before you can piss it out, it just takes longer. You are right in saying that the body can only metabolize so much stuff at once, so food makes sure you are metabolizing more than alcohol, so it goes into your blood slower. Also, greasy foods take longer to get broken down, and this increases the time during which alcohol is still not in your system, but when the liver is finally done with the fat, it's gonna get hit by everything you've been drinking at once.

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October 18 2009 15:43 GMT
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