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I recently turned 21, started buying chicken, and started eating it with my gf, etc (my family frowns upon eating chiken before 21).
I got a blood test today and wow, I was never so scared in my life. Because I started reading up on Salmonella
Wtf... you can get infected from almost anything and might not even find out about it for 10 days (Unlikely but possible, the incubation period can last 21 days)
I have to wait a week for my results but my girlfriend wants me over tonight to eat chicken with her.
She recently got a tattoo and returned from a trip from Mexico and didn't get herself checked, they don't even cook the chicken until the pink is gone there.
As much as I love her, my recent paranoia over this shit is telling me not to touch her. I'm not saying I think all infected people should be shipped away. NO NO NO. Cuz like even if u wash ur hands after u touch the chicken, everything u touch is still contaminated. Like u touch the top of the soap and then the diseases are there cuz u have to touch the top of the soap before it dispenses, and when u wash ur hands particles go all over the place and could carry in the air. Its fucking scary cuz u cannever be 100% clean of it.
But I'm scared that I've been so uneducated and I don't want to be irresponsible because is salmonella really worth some tender chicen breasts with shake n bake?
Would it be reasonable for me to ask her to get tested before we cook chicken again and use gloves? I mean, I also got tested today just for our sake (We plan to spend the rest of our lives together) and can't stand beef or steak.
 
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United States44066 Posts
This is the stupidest shit I've ever read and I've read Aegraen's posts.
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United States44066 Posts
Why the fuck would anyone frown on eating chicken before a certain age.
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There is a blog 100% exactly like this except its some other illness hepatitis i think...
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United States44066 Posts
No, salmonella isn't scary. It's pretty much impossible to get it from any commercial chicken products and if you do then you're in for some serious lawsuit profits. You should actively try and get it. But no matter how many raw eggs you eat, it's not going to happen.
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United States44066 Posts
Ah, that makes more sense then.
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agree with kwark, this is simply rediculous.
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On August 18 2009 23:51 Vex wrote:
agree with kwark, this is simply rediculous.
no shit its a troll lol
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Sigh, chicken always makes me laugh.
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Calgary25998 Posts
Potential: A-
Originality: C
Execution: D
Result: **
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4/5 of the first posts are by Kwark, haha. GGd, imo.
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On August 19 2009 00:06 Chill wrote:
Potential: A-
Originality: C
Execution: D
Result: **
How much time do you expect me to dedicate to this to please you? I only changed like 10 words. But I'll take the 2 stars.
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why edit that in its all ready posted.... read next time
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Stop trying people, you either have it or you don't.
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On August 19 2009 00:12 FirstBorn wrote:
Stop trying people, you either have it or you don't.
lol'd scored another one
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Calgary25998 Posts
On August 19 2009 00:11 PokePill wrote:Show nested quote +On August 19 2009 00:06 Chill wrote:
Potential: A-
Originality: C
Execution: D
Result: **
How much time do you expect me to dedicate to this to please you? I only changed like 10 words. But I'll take the 2 stars.
Enough time to make it good.
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On August 19 2009 00:09 Archaic wrote:
4/5 of the first posts are by Kwark, haha. GGd, imo.
I got put on sick tilt by Aegraen and started raging in every topic I saw.
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LOL, I thought it was a great spoof
Kwark's reaction made it all the better
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On August 19 2009 00:15 StorrZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On August 19 2009 00:12 FirstBorn wrote:
Stop trying people, you either have it or you don't. lol'd scored another one
What does falling for a troll thread have to do with having or not having innate trolling abilities ?
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On August 19 2009 00:23 ahswtini wrote:
Kwark flipped LOL
tried to save him 
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United States44066 Posts
I've calmed myself by thinking about Nigella Lawson.
She makes everything okay. 
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United States22883 Posts
I thought it was definitely stupidfunny, but Kwark's reaction elevated it to funny.
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seemed a bit too obvious, though it seemed to work on a few people. lol.
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United States44066 Posts
My standards of credulity have been substantially lowered. Recently I've come to realise a lot of incredibly stupid posts are made with serious intentions and therefore make me both angry and disappointed with humanity.
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rofl kwark
rage rage rage
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What the fuck is this... you aren't allowed to eat chicken before you turn 21? You are afraid that your girlfriend got salmonella from some random mexican tatoo parlor? If this isn't a troll post ban imo.
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i eat salmonella and e-coli for breakfast son!
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On August 19 2009 00:51 Kwark wrote:
My standards of credulity have been substantially lowered. Recently I've come to realise a lot of incredibly stupid posts are made with serious intentions and therefore make me both angry and disappointed with humanity.
It happens to me too. Luckily, I saw the original thread.
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you're putting the chicken on a pedestal
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Calgary25998 Posts
On August 19 2009 00:51 Kwark wrote:
My standards of credulity have been substantially lowered. Recently I've come to realise a lot of incredibly stupid posts are made with serious intentions and therefore make me both angry and disappointed with humanity.
Let's not kid ourselves Kwark, you have no cred left.
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Always wear a condom when eating chicken.
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On August 19 2009 01:47 LeperKahn wrote:
Always wear a condom when eating chicken.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Haha, I though it was mildly amusing, having read the original thread. Then I read the first replies. Great bait.  I 'll give it a 5/5, merely for the sake of the anger it managed to attract. ^^
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On August 18 2009 23:49 Kwark wrote:
Ah, that makes more sense then.
lol u been fucking trolled@!
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On August 19 2009 00:33 Jibba wrote:
I thought it was definitely stupidfunny, but Kwark's reaction elevated it to funny.
+1 hahah :D epic rage
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