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currently my friend and i live in a tiny little shithole of an apartment thats too hot or too cold all the time and filled with spiders
im about to move so the house had to get cleaned so i bought a digital camera and took pictures of the house for laughs so you could all see just how digusting we live this is pretty amazing stuff here
btw i got 2 of my friends to clean it im too lazy to do it myself. just paid them each $100 an hour to clean it up.
ok here comes the pics lemme upload em
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i am willing to clean most houses for $100 per hour, even if it has been a slaughter house for 10 years
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My house is a complete mess, but I can't wait to see this. Spiders?
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huh the pics are all like 1.5-2 megs each im currently uploading em to my space on tl.net but its taking forever
so itll prolly be 10-15 min cuz im sure as hell not resizing them
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the spiders arent in the pics. they just randomly show up all the time. i fucking hate them im so afraid of spiders though i shoulda taken a picture of the pile of dead spiders in the soda bottle cody kept putting them in there i dunno why
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It was this one lady on cops.
She had cats and catshit all over the floor. And she had pizza boxes that looked like they were in decay. She also had fungus all over her fat toes, and her teeth were made for sucking nasty dick. The cops felt sorry for her though. ( she was out of her fucking mind ). The female cop even gave her a hug. Anyway, this old cunt didn't want to leave her home. I couldn't see why, there wasn't a clean piece of carpet in the whole house. Debris e v e r y w h e r e. Strange types of debris, like lamp shades and trophies from the 70's. Strange old bitch... Dirty old house...
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there's actually pretty much nothing in the house other than our computers, a couch-like thing, microwave/fridge, and a ping-pong table.
and trash
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hah i saw that episode. that was pretty gross. worse than our house. man i wish i had taken a picture before i cleaned the sink ive never seen anything like it. the sink was filled with like 6 inch deep mold it was the worst part of the house. it smelled so bad i had to wear a mask and i can take anything. i had to break it up with a wooden spoon and then put the mold in a trash can. i cleaned that a few weeks ago. couldnt take the smell anymore.
the rest of the house is real tame compared to that
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Cops never fails. I have watched the same people getting arrested for years. My dad use to get drunk and make fun of the white trash guys. ( hypocrite - he looks like a cops suspect ).
I think I have seen that crazy naked *black* guy with blood all over him get get sprayed with pepper mace like 10 times. Each time I am routing for him, saying. " Comon dude... Give it up... your just gonna hurt your hand when you punch that fucking fence!"
Oh yeah, on the subject of dirty houses. Have you ever been to a white trash tweaker house? There are frozen food boxes everywhere, and the place smells like cheap perfume. There is usually kids running around, and they stain the carpets When you walk in, you just get depressed right away. So melancholy... Travis, I use to live in Salem, where meth runs like water.
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hah well mine's the grossest for a normal(somewhat) person who occasionally has friends over and doesn't do mass drugs
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where the hell are the pics eh
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lol taking forever to load
but wow :D and i thought my shit was messy. i at least clean my room like once every month. I'm pretty sure i can see some molds forming on that barbell
edit: wow @ microwave
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hey chibi I want to smoke a chibi spliff.
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lol Travis.
Do those attention medications you take make you forget your a nasty motherfucker?
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if u want a bigger version of any of the pics just click them
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