I just had one of the most awesome afternoons of my life on a date.
The story: So we're on our first date and we've been to a nice food place and decide to go for a walk. Shortly after our departure we reach a nice and quiet location, on a wooden bench near a wide lake. We chat for a bit and I decide to go for it, I reach in my left inner pocket for the small case. I carefully unwrap the twisted locking mechanism of the case and proceed to take out a tightly rolled joint.
Me: "Do you smoke pot?" I ask her. Her: "No, never". she replies swiftly. Me: "Do you mind if I smoke?" Her: "It's fine with me, but it's probably bad for you." Me: "Well it's tobacco in it and I have asthma so I guess it's not that good." I explain briefly. Her: "So don't smoke it then!" Me: "What do I get if I don't?" Her: "What do you want?" she ask while giggling. Me: "A kiss?" Her: "Ok." she says while still giggling. Proceed to kiss her. Kiss for a good 3 minutes. Lean back and reach for the lighter in my right pocket. Light the sticky fucker. Turn my face towards her after sucking down half of that shit. Stare right into her paralyzed eyes. LIKE A FUCKING BOSS
On October 31 2011 10:00 Kurr wrote: So she said she didn't mind if you smoked, yet you managed to turn it into a situation where you smoking probably pissed her off.
That's pretty hard to pull off, congratulations.
Yes, she was completely serious in their business exchange and had no desire to kiss him at all.
On October 31 2011 10:00 Kurr wrote: So she said she didn't mind if you smoked, yet you managed to turn it into a situation where you smoking probably pissed her off.
That's pretty hard to pull off, congratulations.
Yes, she was completely serious in their business exchange and had no desire to kiss him at all.
It's still worse than if he had said nothing.
Say nothing : 0% chance of her being offended. Say what he did : 50% chance.
I know she wasn't being serious but it's still throwing it in her face.
On October 31 2011 10:00 Kurr wrote: So she said she didn't mind if you smoked, yet you managed to turn it into a situation where you smoking probably pissed her off.
That's pretty hard to pull off, congratulations.
maybe you didnt read the part....LIKE A FUCKING BOSS!!
On October 31 2011 10:00 Kurr wrote: So she said she didn't mind if you smoked, yet you managed to turn it into a situation where you smoking probably pissed her off.
That's pretty hard to pull off, congratulations.
Yes, she was completely serious in their business exchange and had no desire to kiss him at all.
It's still worse than if he had said nothing.
Say nothing : 0% chance of her being offended. Say what he did : 50% chance.
I know she wasn't being serious but it's still throwing it in her face.
I thought it was awesome.
I got to kiss her AND I got a toke out of it.
Afterwards she was pretty quiet about it, in fact she didn't say much until we said goodbye and she started texting me frequently and has until now.
On October 31 2011 10:00 Kurr wrote: So she said she didn't mind if you smoked, yet you managed to turn it into a situation where you smoking probably pissed her off.
That's pretty hard to pull off, congratulations.
Yes, she was completely serious in their business exchange and had no desire to kiss him at all.
It's still worse than if he had said nothing.
Say nothing : 0% chance of her being offended. Say what he did : 50% chance.
I know she wasn't being serious but it's still throwing it in her face.
Dude, women hate nice/wimpy guys who are always worrying, "oh no did I offend her??" You will get way more girls by not caring what they think. I realize that the world shouldn't work like this, but, unfortunately for all the nice guys out there, it does.
On October 31 2011 10:00 Kurr wrote: So she said she didn't mind if you smoked, yet you managed to turn it into a situation where you smoking probably pissed her off.
That's pretty hard to pull off, congratulations.
Yes, she was completely serious in their business exchange and had no desire to kiss him at all.
It's still worse than if he had said nothing.
Say nothing : 0% chance of her being offended. Say what he did : 50% chance.
I know she wasn't being serious but it's still throwing it in her face.
Dude, women hate nice/wimpy guys who are always worrying, "oh no did I offend her??" You will get way more girls by not caring what they think. I realize that the world shouldn't work like this, but, unfortunately for all the nice guys out there, it does.
This is a common misconception.
Women hate pestering men who consistently inquire if she's okay. Women sometimes don't like men who are nice to other women in addition, makes them feel less special or unique to the male.
Be mean to other women. Be nice to the one who likes you.
On October 31 2011 10:00 Kurr wrote: So she said she didn't mind if you smoked, yet you managed to turn it into a situation where you smoking probably pissed her off.
That's pretty hard to pull off, congratulations.
Yes, she was completely serious in their business exchange and had no desire to kiss him at all.
It's still worse than if he had said nothing.
Say nothing : 0% chance of her being offended. Say what he did : 50% chance.
I know she wasn't being serious but it's still throwing it in her face.
Dude, women hate nice/wimpy guys who are always worrying, "oh no did I offend her??" You will get way more girls by not caring what they think. I realize that the world shouldn't work like this, but, unfortunately for all the nice guys out there, it does.
This is a common misconception.
Women hate pestering men who consistently inquire if she's okay. Women sometimes don't like men who are nice to other women in addition, makes them feel less special or unique to the male.
Be mean to other women. Be nice to the one who likes you.
Torte = woman expert.
From personal experience, I completely agree. That "are you okayyyy???" shit is SO annoying. My friends and I all feel the same way too. We like men who treat us like we're the only woman that exists. To some extent lol.
On October 31 2011 10:00 Kurr wrote: So she said she didn't mind if you smoked, yet you managed to turn it into a situation where you smoking probably pissed her off.
That's pretty hard to pull off, congratulations.
Yes, she was completely serious in their business exchange and had no desire to kiss him at all.
It's still worse than if he had said nothing.
Say nothing : 0% chance of her being offended. Say what he did : 50% chance.
I know she wasn't being serious but it's still throwing it in her face.
Dude, women hate nice/wimpy guys who are always worrying, "oh no did I offend her??" You will get way more girls by not caring what they think. I realize that the world shouldn't work like this, but, unfortunately for all the nice guys out there, it does.
This is a common misconception.
Women hate pestering men who consistently inquire if she's okay. Women sometimes don't like men who are nice to other women in addition, makes them feel less special or unique to the male.
Be mean to other women. Be nice to the one who likes you.
If a woman already likes you and finds you attractive then sure, go ahead and be nice. But "niceness" is not a characteristic that will make women like you to begin with. Confidence/cockiness is much more attractive.