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This thread is meant for all to contribute snippets of knowledge ( 1-2 lines) that will possibly improve the quality of life, prevent someone from making a stupid mistake or simply sate curiosity.
I will start, to set the pace.
1-Make sure if your girlfriend/wife is going to the dentist: She reminds him more than 10 times that she's on birth control and to not give her an anti-biotic shot. It will completely neutralize the BC.
yes i know it's random but that is the intention of the thread, if no one contributes ill just make a list on OP. . . + Show Spoiler +or a mod will close this thread T.T
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2. Don't do drink and drive; you will die.
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2 - Best chance of not getting a girl pregnant? Sex right at the end of her period.
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3. Scream loudly to intimidate bears
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4. Abstinence has a 100% success rate!
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7. Use a few squares of toilet paper as a sort of "shit pillow" to prevent splashback.
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7. Numbers go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, not 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 7, 7.
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8. Don't bring drugs or anything to school, specially if you have a big mouth.
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-threads titled 'generally useful information' are just not gonna give
-if the first thing mentioned in a thread has anything to do with sex, expect results to be tainted
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On April 25 2009 12:48 DeathSpank wrote: 2. Don't do drink and drive; you will die. 9. Or at least lose your license for 2-3 years and not be able to support a family.
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On April 25 2009 12:53 FragKrag wrote: 4. Abstinence has a 100% success rate!
Wrong
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10. when forced to carry a pen in your pocket leave it with the point facing down, it will reduce the risk of it exploding
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11. Call 911 when you have an emergency
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On April 25 2009 13:21 Unforgiven_ve wrote: 11. Call 911 when you have an emergency Or 119 199 771 etc etc
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On April 25 2009 13:35 IzzyCraft wrote:Show nested quote +On April 25 2009 13:21 Unforgiven_ve wrote: 11. Call 911 when you have an emergency Or 119 199 771 etc etc If you have a cellphone, try instead to remember your local seven-digit emergency number. For some reason when you dial 911 on a cellphone, it redirects to your local highway patrol (which obviously is only helpful if you're on a highway). If you can't remember your local emergency number, try calling 411 and while explaining the situation, ask for your local emergency dispatcher, it's surprisingly much faster.
Although if you're on a land line, you don't have to worry, 911 will go straight to your local emergency dispatcher as intended.
I guess to put this into 2 lines...
12. If you're on a cellphone, don't call 911, instead call your local seven-digit emergency number, or call 411 and ask for your local emergency dispatcher. It's surprisingly faster.
Edit: or at the very least this is all true for California. I'm pretty sure it's the same for all states, but as I don't have first hand experience, I can't be 100%.
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Make sure there's toilet paper before sitting down
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