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HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
April 29 2009 23:47 GMT
#101
Don't spit in the wind.

Never pet a burning dog.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
April 30 2009 00:11 GMT
#102
On April 25 2009 21:31 DhakhaR wrote:
....But above all, WEAR SUNSCREEN

...drink alcohol :D
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
April 30 2009 00:50 GMT
#103
dream as if you'll live forever, live as though you'll die today
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
April 30 2009 00:58 GMT
#104
Always block your ramp
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
yooh
Profile Joined March 2009
China223 Posts
April 30 2009 01:02 GMT
#105
On April 25 2009 12:49 kOre wrote:
2 - Best chance of not getting a girl pregnant? Sex right at the end of her period.



Wronggggggggggg.
It's the days that are 1 week after her period and 1 week before her period comes.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
April 30 2009 01:19 GMT
#106
On April 28 2009 08:48 Mastermind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 28 2009 06:30 Heaven_n wrote:
when you trash talking someone make sure he isnt around you

take this advice if you are a pussy

yeah... Lmao.

No no no no its not mine!
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2606 Posts
April 30 2009 01:29 GMT
#107
The only thing people have learnt from history is that we never learn from history : P
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
April 30 2009 01:58 GMT
#108
Life is unfair. Get used to it
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
April 30 2009 01:58 GMT
#109
Always wear a condum.
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
April 30 2009 02:14 GMT
#110
look both ways before crossing a street
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
riotjune
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States3394 Posts
April 30 2009 03:05 GMT
#111
when the red river flows, take the dirt road
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
April 30 2009 03:18 GMT
#112
For you young teens:

There is no such thing as "getting in trouble" at your age. Enjoy life. Break a window, run, and have a story to tell.

For you older teens:

What school you go to doesn't matter nearly as much as you think. Two months after you get there, you won't care the least bit you didn't get into your reach.

For people my age:

You still have your whole life in front of you. Don't envy younger people because you think they can still do anything. You can still do anything. You'll laugh when you're 65 about how you freaked out about being stuck on a career path at 21.
fast ball player
Profile Joined December 2008
206 Posts
April 30 2009 04:00 GMT
#113
Smoke weed every day.
Live free or die
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 30 2009 04:05 GMT
#114
Here's some legit advice since everyone else in this thread thinks they're funny

When you're trying to open a jar that just won't give, pierce a small hole in the top with a knife. This will cause pressure to escape and the jar will open easily.

When you're writing an essay the night before its due, and you're so tired you're practically dying... Take a 20 minute nap. You'll wake up feeling refreshed and ready to work again. Don't sleep for much longer than that though, or you'll wake up groggy. The idea is only to rest in the initial phases of sleep.

When you feel sick, generally drinking lots of water will help.

Don't perform medical surgeries on yourself even if you are in med school.

Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to reject things that don't make sense.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
TeNken.1
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States226 Posts
April 30 2009 04:07 GMT
#115
If you think you have to poop, but you're not sure, you have to poop.
"The G-Don is the official family hitman."
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
April 30 2009 04:17 GMT
#116
On April 30 2009 13:05 Chef wrote:
Here's some legit advice since everyone else in this thread thinks they're funny

I will now be a smartass to spite you!

When you're trying to open a jar that just won't give, pierce a small hole in the top with a knife. This will cause pressure to escape and the jar will open easily.

But don't do it if you have to reseal the jar afterwards.

When you're writing an essay the night before its due, and you're so tired you're practically dying... Take a 20 minute nap. You'll wake up feeling refreshed and ready to work again. Don't sleep for much longer than that though, or you'll wake up groggy. The idea is only to rest in the initial phases of sleep.

May require a good roommate or a powerful alarm clock.

When you feel sick, generally drinking lots of water will help.

But too much too quickly will kill you.

Don't perform medical surgeries on yourself even if you are in med school.

But if you do, make a TL thread.

Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to reject things that don't make sense.

Don't listen to this man. Listen only to TL.

Obey.

Obey.

Obey.
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CFDragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States304 Posts
April 30 2009 04:23 GMT
#117
11-8=3
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
April 30 2009 04:37 GMT
#118
Adding chocolate to bacon increases goodness in an exponential fashion.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
April 30 2009 05:07 GMT
#119
Always bring a towel
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
April 30 2009 05:12 GMT
#120
check if the person your playing is korean or not before you start the game
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