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R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
April 28 2009 18:06 GMT
#81
On April 28 2009 17:27 konadora wrote:
Hard work pays off later.
Procrastination pays off now.

better than the cloth folding one
ggyo...
kakisama
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada82 Posts
April 28 2009 18:18 GMT
#82
If you are a progammer, and need to pause a game, type 'ppp' anyother form will get you disqualified.
Pride of War
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
April 29 2009 06:36 GMT
#83
Don't smoke. #1 killer (heart disease, stroke, cancer..all the leading causes of death)
Don't drink. #2 killer (liver disease, motor vehicle accidents, violence, STDs)
Don't drive motorcycles without all the right gear (you come into ER looking like a ball of goo)

and finally, if you are really daring...
Don't watch television.. at all. No broadcast stations or cable.

Seriously, get Netflix and just watch the movies you want. No commercials, no tendency to sit there getting fat for 6 hours at a time. You're kids may be smarter and read more and have more success in life. And its cheaper than cable.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
MuR)Ernu
Profile Joined September 2008
Finland768 Posts
April 29 2009 06:38 GMT
#84
dont drink and drive, smoke and fly
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-29 06:57:07
April 29 2009 06:48 GMT
#85
White wine cleans red wine before it dries.
EDIT: documentation and i also proved myself on carpet (big one)
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Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
April 29 2009 07:11 GMT
#86
- Free sex is always the most expensive.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
April 29 2009 17:54 GMT
#87
NEVER argue with the cops unless you are confident in your ability to escape. Instead try to "speak cop" to get away.

Not helpful, just random:
Babies are born without earwax.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
April 29 2009 19:25 GMT
#88
On April 28 2009 17:27 konadora wrote:
Hard work pays off later.
Procrastination pays off now.

So basically procrastination is cashing out on life!
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
April 29 2009 19:41 GMT
#89
If you're on the run from the cops and you're near the Mexican border and you try to make a daring escape by swimming across the Rio Grande and you decide to settle down in a sunny little backwater village and marry the cute bartender there and one day after you make love and she asks you about why you never discuss your past, never ever under any circumstance tell her it's because she's fat.
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
April 29 2009 21:16 GMT
#90
On April 25 2009 19:11 meegrean wrote:
no pain no gain.


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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
April 29 2009 21:18 GMT
#91
On April 25 2009 13:06 InPlainSight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2009 12:53 FragKrag wrote:
4. Abstinence has a 100% success rate!


[image loading]

Wrong

LOL
I'm like, the coolest
rally_point
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada458 Posts
April 29 2009 21:34 GMT
#92
The objective of flossing is to disturb the layer of bacteria covering your teeth. So although you can't see any chunks of food in-between your teeth, you should still be flossing every day to disturb the bacterial layer. (says my dentist lol)

I found this pretty interesting since I didn't think flossing did anything.

Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
April 29 2009 21:46 GMT
#93
Before going below 1950 ft, make sure to have nether resistance, hold life, and poison resistance.
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
April 29 2009 21:52 GMT
#94
"Happiness is not a destination to arrive at; it is simply a manner of traveling."

"There is a difference between knowing the name of something, and knowing something."
- Richard Feynman
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
Koldblooded
Profile Joined July 2006
United States661 Posts
April 29 2009 22:11 GMT
#95
On April 30 2009 06:34 rally_point wrote:
The objective of flossing is to disturb the layer of bacteria covering your teeth. So although you can't see any chunks of food in-between your teeth, you should still be flossing every day to disturb the bacterial layer. (says my dentist lol)

I found this pretty interesting since I didn't think flossing did anything.



Shows a lot, as flossing is just as recommended as brushing your teeth
By.Flash fighting
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
April 29 2009 22:48 GMT
#96
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

NOTHING YOU TOLD THAT BITCH TWICE!
DIE!!!
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
April 29 2009 23:14 GMT
#97
How do you call a thing with 4 legs and a tail?

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A dog


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lulz

Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
April 29 2009 23:17 GMT
#98
Thread has been derailed by old jokes.

Here's a tip, when around drunk women take everything they say seriously!
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
April 29 2009 23:18 GMT
#99
On April 30 2009 08:17 Rev0lution wrote:
Thread has been derailed by old jokes.

Here's a tip, when around drunk women take everything they say seriously!

what is that about?
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
April 29 2009 23:19 GMT
#100
You don't stop playing games because you get old...
You get old because you stop playing games.
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