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Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
April 25 2009 03:47 GMT
#1
This thread is meant for all to contribute snippets of knowledge ( 1-2 lines) that will possibly improve the quality of life, prevent someone from making a stupid mistake or simply sate curiosity.

I will start, to set the pace.

1-Make sure if your girlfriend/wife is going to the dentist: She reminds him more than 10 times that she's on birth control and to not give her an anti-biotic shot. It will completely neutralize the BC.

yes i know it's random but that is the intention of the thread, if no one contributes ill just make a list on OP. . .
+ Show Spoiler +
or a mod will close this thread T.T

DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
April 25 2009 03:48 GMT
#2
2. Don't do drink and drive; you will die.
yes.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
April 25 2009 03:49 GMT
#3
2 - Best chance of not getting a girl pregnant? Sex right at the end of her period.
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
April 25 2009 03:50 GMT
#4
3. Scream loudly to intimidate bears
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
April 25 2009 03:53 GMT
#5
4. Abstinence has a 100% success rate!
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
psion0011
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada720 Posts
April 25 2009 03:57 GMT
#6
7. Use a few squares of toilet paper as a sort of "shit pillow" to prevent splashback.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
April 25 2009 04:00 GMT
#7
7. Numbers go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, not 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 7, 7.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
April 25 2009 04:02 GMT
#8
8. Don't bring drugs or anything to school, specially if you have a big mouth.
No no no no its not mine!
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
April 25 2009 04:02 GMT
#9
-threads titled 'generally useful information' are just not gonna give

-if the first thing mentioned in a thread has anything to do with sex, expect results to be tainted

Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
April 25 2009 04:02 GMT
#10
On April 25 2009 12:48 DeathSpank wrote:
2. Don't do drink and drive; you will die.

9. Or at least lose your license for 2-3 years and not be able to support a family.
No no no no its not mine!
InPlainSight
Profile Joined January 2009
New Zealand40 Posts
April 25 2009 04:06 GMT
#11
On April 25 2009 12:53 FragKrag wrote:
4. Abstinence has a 100% success rate!


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Wrong
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
April 25 2009 04:08 GMT
#12
10. when forced to carry a pen in your pocket leave it with the point facing down, it will reduce the risk of it exploding
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
April 25 2009 04:21 GMT
#13
11. Call 911 when you have an emergency
:)
LCC
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada348 Posts
April 25 2009 04:26 GMT
#14
Save often
iG.Aura
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Poland686 Posts
April 25 2009 04:28 GMT
#15
Never eat yellow snow
:-)
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
April 25 2009 04:30 GMT
#16
Never pet a burning dog.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
April 25 2009 04:35 GMT
#17
-Don't park under birds.
this is my quote.
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
April 25 2009 04:35 GMT
#18
On April 25 2009 13:21 Unforgiven_ve wrote:
11. Call 911 when you have an emergency

Or 119 199 771 etc etc
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-25 04:48:05
April 25 2009 04:41 GMT
#19
On April 25 2009 13:35 IzzyCraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2009 13:21 Unforgiven_ve wrote:
11. Call 911 when you have an emergency

Or 119 199 771 etc etc
If you have a cellphone, try instead to remember your local seven-digit emergency number. For some reason when you dial 911 on a cellphone, it redirects to your local highway patrol (which obviously is only helpful if you're on a highway). If you can't remember your local emergency number, try calling 411 and while explaining the situation, ask for your local emergency dispatcher, it's surprisingly much faster.

Although if you're on a land line, you don't have to worry, 911 will go straight to your local emergency dispatcher as intended.

I guess to put this into 2 lines...

12. If you're on a cellphone, don't call 911, instead call your local seven-digit emergency number, or call 411 and ask for your local emergency dispatcher. It's surprisingly faster.

Edit: or at the very least this is all true for California. I'm pretty sure it's the same for all states, but as I don't have first hand experience, I can't be 100%.
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
April 25 2009 06:24 GMT
#20
Make sure there's toilet paper before sitting down
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