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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
I will start, to set the pace. 1-Make sure if your girlfriend/wife is going to the dentist: She reminds him more than 10 times that she's on birth control and to not give her an anti-biotic shot. It will completely neutralize the BC. yes i know it's random but that is the intention of the thread, if no one contributes ill just make a list on OP. . . + Show Spoiler + or a mod will close this thread T.T | ||
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
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kOre
Canada3642 Posts
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BalliSLife
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
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psion0011
Canada720 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
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greatmeh
Canada1964 Posts
-if the first thing mentioned in a thread has anything to do with sex, expect results to be tainted | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On April 25 2009 12:48 DeathSpank wrote: 2. Don't do drink and drive; you will die. 9. Or at least lose your license for 2-3 years and not be able to support a family. | ||
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InPlainSight
New Zealand40 Posts
On April 25 2009 12:53 FragKrag wrote: 4. Abstinence has a 100% success rate! ![[image loading]](http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh234/Sanistralra/abstinence.jpg) Wrong | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
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Unforgiven_ve
Venezuela1232 Posts
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LCC
Canada348 Posts
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iG.Aura
Poland686 Posts
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New Zealand6138 Posts
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Ozarugold
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
On April 25 2009 13:21 Unforgiven_ve wrote: 11. Call 911 when you have an emergency Or 119 199 771 etc etc | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
Although if you're on a land line, you don't have to worry, 911 will go straight to your local emergency dispatcher as intended. I guess to put this into 2 lines... 12. If you're on a cellphone, don't call 911, instead call your local seven-digit emergency number, or call 411 and ask for your local emergency dispatcher. It's surprisingly faster. Edit: or at the very least this is all true for California. I'm pretty sure it's the same for all states, but as I don't have first hand experience, I can't be 100%. | ||
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GhostKorean
United States2330 Posts
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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omninmo
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
eat healthy, include alot of vegetables in your diet esp spinach and mushrooms whatever you're doing, put 100% effort in, dont do anything half-assed study hard in school dont binge on the piss treat people with respect | ||
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x89titan
Philippines1130 Posts
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Forgottenfrog
United States1268 Posts
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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Wasabi
United States3085 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
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RHCPgergo
Hungary345 Posts
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Railxp
Hong Kong1313 Posts
1-800-GOOG-411 !! Video Below: + Show Spoiler + | ||
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fearus
China2164 Posts
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
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meegrean
Thailand7699 Posts
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Yizuo
Germany1537 Posts
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Hydrolisko
Vanuatu1659 Posts
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Dyllyn
Singapore670 Posts
On April 25 2009 15:26 IzzyCraft wrote: 99. Problems but a bitch ain't one. This is awesome | ||
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Boundz(DarKo)
5311 Posts
Moving forward is not turning around. lol just came up with them now xD | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On April 25 2009 19:11 meegrean wrote: no pain no gain. I like this one, too bad I'm lazy -_- | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9021 Posts
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xX_Lethality
United States13 Posts
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Scorch
Austria3371 Posts
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Quint
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- Try to stretch after waking up and before going to bed - try the yoga Sun Salutation sequence or The Five Tibetans. It is especially benefical if you spend a lot of time in front of your pc. - When faced with seemingly insourmountable problems, try to break them down in very, very small and achievable steps. Only concentrate fully at one step at a time - you dont have to everything at once but only the very small step right in front of you. And afterwards, the next small step. And the next... All of your problems combined may push you down, but a small fracture of it, you can handle. - Make a list of all the things you managed to achieve in the past and remember them when you are faced with a new problem. - Set yourself a little goal you can achieve within a day (like cleaning up) and a big one you will need considerably more time (like learning a language). If you can achieve the little one and take a small step toward the big one, you know that your day has not been in vain. | ||
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DhakhaR
United Kingdom721 Posts
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ktp
United States797 Posts
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
On April 25 2009 12:47 Etherone wrote: This thread is meant for all to contribute snippets of knowledge ( 1-2 lines) that will possibly improve the quality of life, prevent someone from making a stupid mistake or simply sate curiosity. I will start, to set the pace. 1-Make sure if your girlfriend/wife is going to the dentist: She reminds him more than 10 times that she's on birth control and to not give her an anti-biotic shot. It will completely neutralize the BC. yes i know it's random but that is the intention of the thread, if no one contributes ill just make a list on OP. . . + Show Spoiler + or a mod will close this thread T.T hmm, most new studies seem to say that antibiotics probably don't affect bc as much as we thought. Can antibiotics decrease the effectiveness of birth control pills? The effects of antibiotics on birth control pills may be overstated — except in the case of one antibiotic, rifampin. Studies clearly show that rifampin decreases the effectiveness of birth control pills in preventing ovulation. However, rifampin isn't a widely used antibiotic. Chances are you wouldn't be taking it unless you had tuberculosis or had tested positive for the disease. Hypothetically speaking, other antibiotics, particularly penicillin and tetracycline derivatives, could impair the effectiveness of birth control pills. However, no large studies have proved such an effect. Researchers can't rule out the possibility that a small percentage of women may experience decreased effectiveness of birth control pills while taking an antibiotic. And if you're taking a newer, extremely low-dose oral contraceptive, you could be more susceptible to these potential effects from antibiotics. If you're concerned, consider using a barrier method of contraception for the duration of your antibiotic prescription. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/birth-control-pill/WO00098 | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
On April 25 2009 21:59 OverTheUnder wrote: hmm, most new studies seem to say that antibiotics probably don't affect bc as much as we thought. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/birth-control-pill/WO00098 tell that to the friend of mine who now has a 1 year old boy running around his house chewing on door stoppers. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
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JWD
United States12607 Posts
On April 25 2009 12:49 kOre wrote: 2 - Best chance of not getting a girl pregnant? Sex right at the end of her period. ...or just use some contraception... | ||
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inlagdsil
Canada957 Posts
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SwaY-
Dominican Republic463 Posts
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Hydrolisko
Vanuatu1659 Posts
throw it in the dryer for a few minutes. btw I love the idea of this thread... some terribly useless stuff said here tho | ||
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Railxp
Hong Kong1313 Posts
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Locke.
Israel562 Posts
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LaughingTulkas
United States1107 Posts
You will become what the person who matters most to you thinks you are. | ||
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nitram
Canada5412 Posts
On April 25 2009 21:24 xX_Lethality wrote: Beer before liquor throw up quicker, liquor before beer never fear. Liquor before beer, you're in te clear. Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker. ;P | ||
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RHCPgergo
Hungary345 Posts
On April 28 2009 05:05 nitram wrote: Liquor before beer, you're in te clear. Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker. ;P We have this saying in Hungary with wine instead of liqour.  | ||
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nitram
Canada5412 Posts
On April 28 2009 05:20 RHCPgergo wrote: We have this saying in Hungary with wine instead of liqour. There are people out there that mix wine and beer? I guess cheap wine isn't to bad for a buzz. | ||
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Ghardo
Germany1685 Posts
- do unto others as you would have them do unto you - you only have one life, don't chicken out /seriousness | ||
Liquid`Zephyr
United States996 Posts
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DwmC_Foefen
Belgium2186 Posts
Or just go swimming | ||
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Heaven_n
Mexico170 Posts
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kawoq
Guatemala357 Posts
- Dont ever assume, that is always the first mistake. - If you dont know ASK! | ||
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seppolevne
Canada1681 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On April 28 2009 06:30 Heaven_n wrote: when you trash talking someone make sure he isnt around you take this advice if you are a pussy | ||
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b3h47pte
United States1317 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On April 25 2009 12:57 psion0011 wrote: 7. Use a few squares of toilet paper as a sort of "shit pillow" to prevent splashback. what? | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
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ninjafetus
United States231 Posts
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Japanese folding lady is the best so far I think! | ||
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AzureEye
United States1360 Posts
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
On April 28 2009 15:21 AzureEye wrote: When watching ANYTHING, don't read comments until you are done watching the video! fixed? | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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AtlaS
United States1001 Posts
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konadora
Singapore66163 Posts
Procrastination pays off now. | ||
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Osmoses
Sweden5302 Posts
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EscPlan9
United States2777 Posts
On April 25 2009 12:47 Etherone wrote: This thread is meant for all to contribute snippets of knowledge ( 1-2 lines) that will possibly improve the quality of life, prevent someone from making a stupid mistake or simply sate curiosity. I will start, to set the pace. 1-Make sure if your girlfriend/wife is going to the dentist: She reminds him more than 10 times that she's on birth control and to not give her an anti-biotic shot. It will completely neutralize the BC. And the first one is incredibly misleading! There have been no large long-term studies on the effect of taking anti-biotics on birth control pill's effectiveness. However, in almost all cases, there is one specific anti-biotic called rifampin that has consistently shown to decrease BC's effectiveness. Other anti-biotics have little to no effect, but still, to err on the side of caution, when taking an anti-biotic also use a backup birth control method (condom, etc) for at least a week or two. Research it yourself, there's a lot of sites that discuss it. One is the MayoClinic: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/birth-control-pill/WO00098 | ||
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
On April 28 2009 17:27 konadora wrote: Hard work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now. better than the cloth folding one | ||
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kakisama
Canada82 Posts
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Savio
United States1850 Posts
Don't drink. #2 killer (liver disease, motor vehicle accidents, violence, STDs) Don't drive motorcycles without all the right gear (you come into ER looking like a ball of goo) and finally, if you are really daring... Don't watch television.. at all. No broadcast stations or cable. Seriously, get Netflix and just watch the movies you want. No commercials, no tendency to sit there getting fat for 6 hours at a time. You're kids may be smarter and read more and have more success in life. And its cheaper than cable. | ||
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MuR)Ernu
Finland768 Posts
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Malongo
Chile3472 Posts
EDIT: documentation and i also proved myself on carpet (big one) + Show Spoiler + | ||
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MaReK
Australia446 Posts
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thopol
Japan4560 Posts
Not helpful, just random: Babies are born without earwax. | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On April 28 2009 17:27 konadora wrote: Hard work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now. So basically procrastination is cashing out on life! | ||
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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Savio
United States1850 Posts
On April 25 2009 19:11 meegrean wrote: no pain no gain. ![[image loading]](http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/agony.jpg) | ||
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EGMachine
United States1643 Posts
LOL | ||
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rally_point
Canada458 Posts
I found this pretty interesting since I didn't think flossing did anything. | ||
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Nightmarjoo
United States3360 Posts
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Oxygen
Canada3581 Posts
"There is a difference between knowing the name of something, and knowing something." - Richard Feynman | ||
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Koldblooded
United States661 Posts
On April 30 2009 06:34 rally_point wrote: The objective of flossing is to disturb the layer of bacteria covering your teeth. So although you can't see any chunks of food in-between your teeth, you should still be flossing every day to disturb the bacterial layer. (says my dentist lol) I found this pretty interesting since I didn't think flossing did anything. Shows a lot, as flossing is just as recommended as brushing your teeth | ||
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toopham
United States551 Posts
NOTHING YOU TOLD THAT BITCH TWICE! | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5281 Posts
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Rev0lution
United States1805 Posts
Here's a tip, when around drunk women take everything they say seriously! | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5281 Posts
On April 30 2009 08:17 Rev0lution wrote: Thread has been derailed by old jokes. Here's a tip, when around drunk women take everything they say seriously! what is that about? | ||
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Flakes
United States3125 Posts
You get old because you stop playing games. | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
Never pet a burning dog. | ||
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x89titan
Philippines1130 Posts
On April 25 2009 21:31 DhakhaR wrote: ....But above all, WEAR SUNSCREEN ...drink alcohol :D | ||
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funnybananaman
United States830 Posts
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CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
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yooh
China223 Posts
On April 25 2009 12:49 kOre wrote: 2 - Best chance of not getting a girl pregnant? Sex right at the end of her period. Wronggggggggggg. It's the days that are 1 week after her period and 1 week before her period comes. | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
yeah... Lmao. | ||
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chongu
Malaysia2585 Posts
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FreeDoM[YA]
Canada855 Posts
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Try
United States1293 Posts
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RoieTRS
United States2569 Posts
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riotjune
United States3393 Posts
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
There is no such thing as "getting in trouble" at your age. Enjoy life. Break a window, run, and have a story to tell. For you older teens: What school you go to doesn't matter nearly as much as you think. Two months after you get there, you won't care the least bit you didn't get into your reach. For people my age: You still have your whole life in front of you. Don't envy younger people because you think they can still do anything. You can still do anything. You'll laugh when you're 65 about how you freaked out about being stuck on a career path at 21. | ||
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fast ball player
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Chef
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 When you're trying to open a jar that just won't give, pierce a small hole in the top with a knife. This will cause pressure to escape and the jar will open easily. When you're writing an essay the night before its due, and you're so tired you're practically dying... Take a 20 minute nap. You'll wake up feeling refreshed and ready to work again. Don't sleep for much longer than that though, or you'll wake up groggy. The idea is only to rest in the initial phases of sleep. When you feel sick, generally drinking lots of water will help. Don't perform medical surgeries on yourself even if you are in med school. Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to reject things that don't make sense. | ||
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TeNken.1
United States226 Posts
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
On April 30 2009 13:05 Chef wrote: Here's some legit advice since everyone else in this thread thinks they're funny I will now be a smartass to spite you! When you're trying to open a jar that just won't give, pierce a small hole in the top with a knife. This will cause pressure to escape and the jar will open easily. But don't do it if you have to reseal the jar afterwards. When you're writing an essay the night before its due, and you're so tired you're practically dying... Take a 20 minute nap. You'll wake up feeling refreshed and ready to work again. Don't sleep for much longer than that though, or you'll wake up groggy. The idea is only to rest in the initial phases of sleep. May require a good roommate or a powerful alarm clock. When you feel sick, generally drinking lots of water will help. But too much too quickly will kill you. Don't perform medical surgeries on yourself even if you are in med school. But if you do, make a TL thread. Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to reject things that don't make sense. Don't listen to this man. Listen only to TL. Obey. Obey. Obey. | ||
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CFDragon
United States304 Posts
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
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Xela
Canada203 Posts
Think about when you'll be 10 seconds away from dying, will you remember all the money you've earned and all the jobs you've got? Get good friends, try to find love, enjoy life. | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On April 30 2009 14:18 Xela wrote: Stop caring about idiot things like work, career and money Think about when you'll be 10 seconds away from dying, will you remember all the money you've earned and all the jobs you've got? Get good friends, try to find love, enjoy life. So your saying be lazy your whole life and don't get a job. I bet the " friends " you speak of are bums. | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
But don't do it if you have to reseal the jar afterwards. I'm a total badass so I do it anyway. Once the factory suction seal is broken it's not going to matter if there's a tiny hole in the top or not. | ||
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Railxp
Hong Kong1313 Posts
On April 30 2009 13:23 CFDragon wrote: 11-8=3 ^ Seriously? OMG THANKU THATS SO USEFUL I KAN PASS FIRST GRADE NOW really, i wouldnt consider conventional wisdom + motivational quotes from chain emails generally useful info. since i'm sure most of TL already knows that to begin with. Of course, to avoid being curbstomped till my jaw melds with the pavement by the number of people i've stepped on =D, I link to what i consider valuable information: It should fit under the category of avoid doing something stupid. To Sum it up: Dont EVER Talk to the Police: Part 1+ Show Spoiler + Part 2+ Show Spoiler + Part 3+ Show Spoiler + Part 4+ Show Spoiler + Part 5+ Show Spoiler + Part 6+ Show Spoiler + In Execution+ Show Spoiler + | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
On April 30 2009 14:37 Chef wrote: I'm a total badass so I do it anyway. Once the factory suction seal is broken it's not going to matter if there's a tiny hole in the top or not. I actually know nothing about how long stuff keeps under various conditions. Care to enlighten, master chef? | ||
GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On April 30 2009 14:07 Etherone wrote: Always bring a towel The answer is going to come out to be 42. | ||
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omG.[RaYnE]
Philippines100 Posts
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AlwaysGG
Taiwan952 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On April 30 2009 14:57 Railxp wrote: wow this thread is quickly turning into Some Generally useful information + a lot of what my mom told me + a whole heap of crap. ^ Seriously? OMG THANKU THATS SO USEFUL I KAN PASS FIRST GRADE NOW really, i wouldnt consider conventional wisdom + motivational quotes from chain emails generally useful info. since i'm sure most of TL already knows that to begin with. Of course, to avoid being curbstomped till my jaw melds with the pavement by the number of people i've stepped on =D, I link to what i consider valuable information: It should fit under the category of avoid doing something stupid. To Sum it up: Dont EVER Talk to the Police: Part 1+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVq6N0xAEEM Part 2+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z0bpj3EEHI Part 3+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44-GSZofXIE Part 4+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSvxiaO-TG8 Part 5+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzYHnWrqfWg Part 6+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BErNzdOnWGY In Execution+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMjMPlXzdA I've seen that last video before and knew this stuff before but the details and stuff from the first 6 vids is really great info. The only thing though is that if you are stopped by a cop and they ask you that question (do you know why i pulled you over) and you give them some 'I don't know' , or 'you tell me' remark they are likely to get mad and give you the ticket instead of a warning. So its not 100% true. Like about a month ago a cop pulled me over and I knew I wasn't speeding or not using blinkers or anything cause I saw the mofo in the mirror. I knew 100% that he pulled me over because of my expired tags and I answered him with something like "Is it about my registration, because I just paid off the rest of the car and I actually own it now and I am planning to go get it registered in my name now instead of registering it in the previous owners name and having to switch it over etc". He understood and just gave me a warning. Because even if he did just pull me over because a light was out or something, he will have still noticed the expired tags anyways. It is situational, talking to the police is like playing poker. Sometimes not saying anything will work against you too. You gotta know when to bluff and when to keep a poker face. On April 30 2009 10:02 yooh wrote: Wronggggggggggg. It's the days that are 1 week after her period and 1 week before her period comes. wrong again, don't fucking nut inside her. You can't rely on her body clock because everyone is different. | ||
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Hydrolisko
Vanuatu1659 Posts
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On April 30 2009 16:33 Hydrolisko wrote: Lawyer up immediately if you're being interrogated by police in suspicion of committing some serious crime, ESPECIALLY if you're innocent (contrary to popular belief). yes. in addition to not saying anything prior to lawyer ;o even if it feels like they got everything on you they're just bluffing; and there's nothing u can really say that'll help you 99% of the time | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On April 25 2009 15:24 GhostKorean wrote: Make sure there's toilet paper before sitting down ;_; | ||
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HeaDStrong
Scotland785 Posts
also cut your own hair- it's cheap and a lot of fun. | ||
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CFDragon
United States304 Posts
On April 30 2009 14:57 Railxp wrote: wow this thread is quickly turning into Some Generally useful information + a lot of what my mom told me + a whole heap of crap. ^ Seriously? OMG THANKU THATS SO USEFUL I KAN PASS FIRST GRADE NOW really, i wouldnt consider conventional wisdom + motivational quotes from chain emails generally useful info. since i'm sure most of TL already knows that to begin with. Of course, to avoid being curbstomped till my jaw melds with the pavement by the number of people i've stepped on =D, I link to what i consider valuable information: It should fit under the category of avoid doing something stupid. To Sum it up: Dont EVER Talk to the Police: Part 1+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVq6N0xAEEM Part 2+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z0bpj3EEHI Part 3+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44-GSZofXIE Part 4+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSvxiaO-TG8 Part 5+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzYHnWrqfWg Part 6+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BErNzdOnWGY In Execution+ Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMjMPlXzdA + Show Spoiler + No need to be hostile, I was just adding some humor. | ||
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