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Your very own ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE Thread!

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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 16 2008 07:02 GMT
#1
Searched TL for this, unfortunately there is no such thing... so I will start us off with some of the very original pick-up lines! Okay this 1st one is math related

"Do you want to witness the exponential growth of my natural log?"

Next one is just yeah

"Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaaammmmmm"
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-16 07:05:21
December 16 2008 07:04 GMT
#2
"If I flip this coin what are my chances of getting head?"

Edit: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44128&currentpage=4
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11579 Posts
December 16 2008 07:05 GMT
#3
damn girl, you and I are like peanutbutter and jelly, so let's get together and make something yummy
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
December 16 2008 07:05 GMT
#4
natural logs grow slow as fuck
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 16 2008 07:06 GMT
#5
Just because they are corny doesn't mean they are original!

I want ORIGINAL!! NOWWWWW
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 16 2008 07:07 GMT
#6
Lololol Kentor. I'm owned :[
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 16 2008 07:09 GMT
#7
Dude Rekrul's is original:
On September 19 2006 08:08 Rekrul wrote:
Do you fancy a fuck?

[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-16 07:17:42
December 16 2008 07:10 GMT
#8
"Your left breast feels slightly different from the right one"

Preemptive defense:
+ Show Spoiler +

worked on your mom last night.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
December 16 2008 07:20 GMT
#9
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 16 2008 07:23 GMT
#10
On December 16 2008 16:04 Fontong wrote:
"If I flip this coin what are my chances of getting head?"

Edit: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44128&currentpage=4


that is so fucking hilarious
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16987 Posts
December 16 2008 07:29 GMT
#11
yo bitch let's fuck
Moderator
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11579 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-16 07:33:27
December 16 2008 07:32 GMT
#12
On December 16 2008 16:06 OmgIRok wrote:
Just because they are corny doesn't mean they are original!

I want ORIGINAL!! NOWWWWW


edit: sigh that sounded like a troll -_-

i need some sleep.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
December 16 2008 07:33 GMT
#13
Walk up with phone/camera... "Mind if I take your picture? ..... I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas this year"

^ Works. REALLY WELL.
my_4th_account
Profile Joined December 2008
Somalia20 Posts
December 16 2008 07:49 GMT
#14
"nice panty, hey nice sexy how are you, nice panty. "

and then i get laid.
noobs like you
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
December 16 2008 07:52 GMT
#15
yo shortay i be from da south far east side wanna see my oriental rod of pleasure
dats racist
my_4th_account
Profile Joined December 2008
Somalia20 Posts
December 16 2008 07:52 GMT
#16
On December 16 2008 16:09 Fontong wrote:
Dude Rekrul's is original:
Show nested quote +
On September 19 2006 08:08 Rekrul wrote:
Do you fancy a fuck?




meh.. i can do at least few thousands fuck in a single laid session
noobs like you
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
December 16 2008 07:54 GMT
#17
hey are you as uncomfortable as i am? let's get outta here
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
December 16 2008 07:54 GMT
#18
On December 16 2008 16:02 OmgIRok wrote:
"Do you want to witness the exponential growth of my natural log?"


Too bad ln(x) doesn't have exponential growth.
</nerd>


wanna screw?

+ Show Spoiler [screw] +
[image loading]
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
qaswedfr25
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States212 Posts
December 16 2008 07:59 GMT
#19
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
December 16 2008 08:07 GMT
#20
Stand next to girl.

"So the other day I went fishing and caught a fish about this big" (fish about shoulder width apart).

"But damn...today, I went fishing...and caught a fish thiiiiis big!" (wrap arm around her shoulder while showing how big fish was.)


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