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It's called fucking arrogant satire you bitch.

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mSLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
115 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-02 02:44:21
November 02 2008 02:22 GMT
#1
Fuck you mom. Dumb fucking cunt.

For those of you who are wondering what this is about, my mom has decided to invade my space for the fucking second time this week. When I was out today she went onto my computer and decided that she would see what I was doing on my computer.

The bitch read my last fucking blog entrance you can find here

As you may have read if you read any other blog posts, I don't have any shame, and I couldn't care less if my mom knows this shit. However today I had a fucked up day. I had a problem with my girlfriends fucking parents because they decided to be fucking cunts and give me attitude, and her dad threatened to hit me if I ever disrespected him again?

Yeah bitch? Fucking hit me see how fast I fucking drop your retarded Puerto Rican ass, I just needed a reason. Fuck him, then they bitch at us for being at our mutual friends house because my girlfriend took a fucking shower while I walked the dog with our friend.

Her parents found out she took a shower there and said they wanted her to go home now, and she got all pissy and gave them attitude, so her dad came to get her instead of me being able to drive her home.

She hates her fucking dad. This does not go well and he walks up to us after not having talked to me in around a month for some other issue, and I step back so they could talk. It's not my place to interfere here. So I back up. He walks over and tells me to move, so I do. They get into a fight she walks away and he turns to me and starts giving me attitude for no fucking reason. I have taken enough of his shit and fire back "What the FUCK do you expect me to do?" which apparently is disrespectful 10x Fuck that bitch , I don't care. I regained my composure in front of the 6 witnesses we had to his being a Faggot and she ran away into the woods and he just kind of drove away after skulking around like a dickface for another 5 minutes.

So now I left to go to work at my lovely fucking job annoyed as all shit. After I'm at my job for around 2 hours I get a call from my mom questioning what I did last night and how a cop just stopped by and left a number and told her everything that happened. Naturally, I am freaked the fuck out by this and start panicking. I ask her for the number and she hangs up on me, I call back immediately and say "GIVE ME THE NUMBER SO I CAN TALK TO THE COP BEFORE HE GOES TO HER PARENTS"

the bitch fucking slips up like she did earlier, "He left a note for you" "What fucking note mom, what the fuck does it say?" "He says he found something you wrote on the internet"

EDIT: I didn't mention it, but this is very important. There was NO cop at all. She totally lied and fucked with my head and scared the shit out of me for no reason, if she just told me how she found it I wouldn't of cared and would of talked to her about it. However her approach to it was completely FUCKED up which is what really bothered me about it, I don't care if she found it, for all I know I could of left the page open on my computer and she couldn't avoid it. But the way she approached it was completely uncalled for.

At this point, I go from panicked and nervous. To more pissed than I have been in around 5 fucking years.

"BITCH, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY MOTHER FUCKING ROOM, WHEN I GET HOME IM GOING TO KILL YOU IN 9 FUCKING DIFFERENT WAYS, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF GOING THROUGH MY SHIT? GO FUCK YOURSELF"
I hung up. This bitch had the fucking nerve to not only try to go through my fucking shit, but try to fucking bluff me? for the second time in a mother fucking week? This bluff was fucked up, and was twisted.

The thing is, I wouldn't of fucking cared if she came and confronted me about her reading it, but what she did was fucked up, I'm at fucking work and you are harassing and lying to me? Mother fuck that. I tell her basically all the shit that goes in my life, I don't expect her to invade my fucking shit like this. I leave my computer unlocked so that she can use it in case of emergencies, and this is how she fucking repays me?

Fuck that, I hope you saved my fucking blog link and are reading this you savage mother fucking cunt.

Fuck you.

Oh and for the fucking record you dumb whore, no, I'm not really that fucking arrogant about the dumb shit I do, I know I'm not fucking human 2.0 and the fucking world doesn't bend to my will, it's just how I fucking write. Arrogant and in your mother fucking face.

you know, in case you missed it the first time.

Fuck You, Fuck your Mother, Fuck your husband, fuck your family. Oh, and get a fucking job while your at it, you shitty unemployed skank. You have been unemployed for longer then I have been alive and have outlived your purpose, you lived purely to bring me into this world and for some reason, just continued moving forward after that.



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My nationality is NOT Canadian, And that's all you need to know.
mSLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
115 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-02 02:35:47
November 02 2008 02:23 GMT
#2
Also, fuck Canada, you guys suck too.
Fine, Canada gets off this time.
My nationality is NOT Canadian, And that's all you need to know.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 02 2008 02:27 GMT
#3
As soon as I read that you were complaining about your mother, I stopped.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
November 02 2008 02:29 GMT
#4
On November 02 2008 11:27 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
As soon as I read that you were complaining about your mother, I stopped.


LOL, um @_@ idk what to say..... why you gotta diss canada though =(
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
November 02 2008 02:31 GMT
#5
Pretty much stopped reading after "cunt". MS have you learned nothing from your previous trip to Disneyland?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
November 02 2008 02:34 GMT
#6
Well... This is what I have to say

1- damn.. sounds bitchy of her.
2- was it necessary to threaten to kill her
3-whats wrong with Canada
4 I just lost the last shred of innocence I've ever had. After reading this blog, 20 years from now I will be turned into a mass murderer because of you...
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8174 Posts
November 02 2008 02:34 GMT
#7
On November 02 2008 11:27 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
As soon as I read that you were complaining about your mother, I stopped.


Same.
Free Palestine
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
November 02 2008 02:36 GMT
#8
...whoa anger issues much?
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Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
November 02 2008 02:36 GMT
#9
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It puts the 'u' in your satire
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ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
November 02 2008 02:36 GMT
#10
complaining about one's mother is a reasonable thing to do. i appreciate all the loving things my mom has done for me, but if she invades my privacy a bit too far, i'd be ultrapissed too. just because one complains about them doesn't mean they hate them (although the op currently does). still, i think it was a dick thing for his mom to do. not that you can't expect people not to stumble upon things you write.
dongfeng
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
731 Posts
November 02 2008 02:37 GMT
#11
i like the part where he goes
"fuck your family"
when he is referring to his mother so basically he's fucking himself
mSLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
115 Posts
November 02 2008 02:38 GMT
#12
On November 02 2008 11:34 Ideas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2008 11:27 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
As soon as I read that you were complaining about your mother, I stopped.


Same.

I find it cute how you don't read any of it, yet somehow scroll down and read psychotemplar's comment, just so you can quote it because you were thinking the same thing.

Why would you read comments if you don't read the thing? Your an idiot. Nice way to get a +1 though.

Oh and bugz, I'm doing better this time, I'm not as much of an idiot. At least I type more coherently!
My nationality is NOT Canadian, And that's all you need to know.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
November 02 2008 02:38 GMT
#13
Actually read the entire thing to give you a 2nd/3rd chance, but nope waste of time really. Theres no need for all that cursing and she's your mother your calling her a cunt? She IS probably going to read this if she found your blog. Your actions aren't justified a cop came by she wanted more information about it she lied to you shit happens.

Oh and...

"Mother fuck that."
... what!?

If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 02 2008 02:39 GMT
#14
On November 02 2008 11:22 mSLeGenD wrote:
"BITCH, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY MOTHER FUCKING ROOM, WHEN I GET HOME IM GOING TO KILL YOU IN 9 FUCKING DIFFERENT WAYS, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF GOING THROUGH MY SHIT? GO FUCK YOURSELF"

Somebody needs to learn you some respect. Hard.

I don't care how pissed you are, you should never say that shit.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-02 02:41:41
November 02 2008 02:39 GMT
#15
you're such a moron

did you steal her pills too, like you stole your grandma's pills? that'll get her back gooOod

this thread reads like an idiotic high school kid braggin about being a badass and shittalking some str8 gangsta mothafuckas, except it's your mom

BITCH WHERE U GET OFF IMA KILL U 20 BILLION DIFF WAYS MOTHAFUCKA I RAPE U IN THE FACE

then again what do I know I'm talkin to a guy with an IQ of 500 who has a .3 GPA but is super duper smart
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
mSLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
115 Posts
November 02 2008 02:40 GMT
#16
On November 02 2008 11:36 ieatkids5 wrote:
complaining about one's mother is a reasonable thing to do. i appreciate all the loving things my mom has done for me, but if she invades my privacy a bit too far, i'd be ultrapissed too. just because one complains about them doesn't mean they hate them (although the op currently does). still, i think it was a dick thing for his mom to do. not that you can't expect people not to stumble upon things you write.

It wasn't about her finding it, it was about her lying about it and doing such a fucked up story to explain how she knew.

I don't care about my privacy, but to make me think I'm about to go to jail for something? and to call me at work? That's overboard. If she just confronted me about what she found I wouldn't be mad at all. Her approach to it was COMPLETELY fucked though.
My nationality is NOT Canadian, And that's all you need to know.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
November 02 2008 02:40 GMT
#17
Hahahahahahahaha
mSLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
115 Posts
November 02 2008 02:41 GMT
#18
On November 02 2008 11:38 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Actually read the entire thing to give you a 2nd/3rd chance, but nope waste of time really. Theres no need for all that cursing and she's your mother your calling her a cunt? She IS probably going to read this if she found your blog. Your actions aren't justified a cop came by she wanted more information about it she lied to you shit happens.

Oh and...

Show nested quote +
"Mother fuck that."
... what!?


Sorry, I don't think I was clear in the OP. The cop NEVER came by. She just lied to cover up her snooping. I will try to edit it.
My nationality is NOT Canadian, And that's all you need to know.
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8174 Posts
November 02 2008 02:42 GMT
#19
On November 02 2008 11:38 mSLeGenD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2008 11:34 Ideas wrote:
On November 02 2008 11:27 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
As soon as I read that you were complaining about your mother, I stopped.


Same.

I find it cute how you don't read any of it, yet somehow scroll down and read psychotemplar's comment, just so you can quote it because you were thinking the same thing.

Why would you read comments if you don't read the thing? Your an idiot. Nice way to get a +1 though.

Oh and bugz, I'm doing better this time, I'm not as much of an idiot. At least I type more coherently!



I decided to read the comments to see if the blog turned out to be good, if such I would go and read it.
Free Palestine
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 02 2008 02:42 GMT
#20
It wasn't right for your mother to go on your computer and "search through your things" (internet blog made public.. if your computer is the only one running in that house I guess she had to go in your room otherwise it isn't like she "rummaged through your things"). That however doesn't condone your e-behavior here. You come off like a real chunk of childish shit. So she found a blog you made public.. if you didn't want her to know about that shit you shouldn't have posted it. If the mere fact that she looked for something on your computer upsets you that much get a fucking grip. You sound like you came unglued over something so horrifically insignificant it makes me ansy to see how horribly you handle something that actually matters.

At this point the only thing I can fault your mom for is raising you. She did a really really shitty job. Her some is a fucking moron who opens his trap when he doesn't need to and when he does open his trap it seems like an absolute waste of airspace cause all that comes out is ignorant childish rants and empty threats.

Grow up.
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