It's called fucking arrogant satire you bitch. - Page 3

On November 02 2008 11:22 mSLeGenD wrote:
Fuck you mom. Dumb fucking cunt.

For those of you who are wondering what this is about, my mom has decided to invade my space for the fucking second time this week. When I was out today she went onto my computer and decided that she would see what I was doing on my computer.

The bitch read my last fucking blog entrance you can find here

As you may have read if you read any other blog posts, I don't have any shame, and I couldn't care less if my mom knows this shit. However today I had a fucked up day. I had a problem with my girlfriends fucking parents because they decided to be fucking cunts and give me attitude, and her dad threatened to hit me if I ever disrespected him again?

Yeah bitch? Fucking hit me see how fast I fucking drop your retarded Puerto Rican ass, I just needed a reason. Fuck him, then they bitch at us for being at our mutual friends house because my girlfriend took a fucking shower while I walked the dog with our friend.

Her parents found out she took a shower there and said they wanted her to go home now, and she got all pissy and gave them attitude, so her dad came to get her instead of me being able to drive her home.

She hates her fucking dad. This does not go well and he walks up to us after not having talked to me in around a month for some other issue, and I step back so they could talk. It's not my place to interfere here. So I back up. He walks over and tells me to move, so I do. They get into a fight she walks away and he turns to me and starts giving me attitude for no fucking reason. I have taken enough of his shit and fire back "What the FUCK do you expect me to do?" which apparently is disrespectful 10x Fuck that bitch , I don't care. I regained my composure in front of the 6 witnesses we had to his being a Faggot and she ran away into the woods and he just kind of drove away after skulking around like a dickface for another 5 minutes.

So now I left to go to work at my lovely fucking job annoyed as all shit. After I'm at my job for around 2 hours I get a call from my mom questioning what I did last night and how a cop just stopped by and left a number and told her everything that happened. Naturally, I am freaked the fuck out by this and start panicking. I ask her for the number and she hangs up on me, I call back immediately and say "GIVE ME THE NUMBER SO I CAN TALK TO THE COP BEFORE HE GOES TO HER PARENTS"

the bitch fucking slips up like she did earlier, "He left a note for you" "What fucking note mom, what the fuck does it say?" "He says he found something you wrote on the internet"

EDIT: I didn't mention it, but this is very important. There was NO cop at all. She totally lied and fucked with my head and scared the shit out of me for no reason, if she just told me how she found it I wouldn't of cared and would of talked to her about it. However her approach to it was completely FUCKED up which is what really bothered me about it, I don't care if she found it, for all I know I could of left the page open on my computer and she couldn't avoid it. But the way she approached it was completely uncalled for.

At this point, I go from panicked and nervous. To more pissed than I have been in around 5 fucking years.

"BITCH, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY MOTHER FUCKING ROOM, WHEN I GET HOME IM GOING TO KILL YOU IN 9 FUCKING DIFFERENT WAYS, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF GOING THROUGH MY SHIT? GO FUCK YOURSELF"
I hung up. This bitch had the fucking nerve to not only try to go through my fucking shit, but try to fucking bluff me? for the second time in a mother fucking week? This bluff was fucked up, and was twisted.

The thing is, I wouldn't of fucking cared if she came and confronted me about her reading it, but what she did was fucked up, I'm at fucking work and you are harassing and lying to me? Mother fuck that. I tell her basically all the shit that goes in my life, I don't expect her to invade my fucking shit like this. I leave my computer unlocked so that she can use it in case of emergencies, and this is how she fucking repays me?

Fuck that, I hope you saved my fucking blog link and are reading this you savage mother fucking cunt.

Fuck you.

Oh and for the fucking record you dumb whore, no, I'm not really that fucking arrogant about the dumb shit I do, I know I'm not fucking human 2.0 and the fucking world doesn't bend to my will, it's just how I fucking write. Arrogant and in your mother fucking face.

you know, in case you missed it the first time.

Fuck You, Fuck your Mother, Fuck your husband, fuck your family. Oh, and get a fucking job while your at it, you shitty unemployed skank. You have been unemployed for longer then I have been alive and have outlived your purpose, you lived purely to bring me into this world and for some reason, just continued moving forward after that.

I don't have any shame, and I couldn't care less if my mom knows this shit. However today I had a fucked up day. I had a problem with my girlfriends fucking parents because they decided to be fucking cunts and give me attitude, and her dad threatened to hit me if I ever disrespected him again?

On November 02 2008 11:42 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
It wasn't right for your mother to go on your computer and "search through your things" (internet blog made public.. if your computer is the only one running in that house I guess she had to go in your room otherwise it isn't like she "rummaged through your things"). That however doesn't condone your e-behavior here. You come off like a real chunk of childish shit. So she found a blog you made public.. if you didn't want her to know about that shit you shouldn't have posted it. If the mere fact that she looked for something on your computer upsets you that much get a fucking grip. You sound like you came unglued over something so horrifically insignificant it makes me ansy to see how horribly you handle something that actually matters.

At this point the only thing I can fault your mom for is raising you. She did a really really shitty job. Her some is a fucking moron who opens his trap when he doesn't need to and when he does open his trap it seems like an absolute waste of airspace cause all that comes out is ignorant childish rants and empty threats.

Grow up.

On November 02 2008 11:39 Lemonwalrus wrote:

Somebody needs to learn you some respect. Hard.

I don't care how pissed you are, you should never say that shit.

On November 02 2008 12:59 Suggestion Box wrote:
I gather that, your mom is stupid, your girlfriend's dad is stupid, and you are angry. I think it's frustrating living with stupid people, especially if they are your parents. You should probably steal from them (as long as it can never be proven in court) and then move somewhere cheap.

Also it is funny that people here are insulting you because of how effectively you express anger and frustration via swear words. I think you are writing perfectly.

On November 02 2008 12:59 Suggestion Box wrote:
I gather that, your mom is stupid, your girlfriend's dad is stupid, and you are angry. I think it's frustrating living with stupid people, especially if they are your parents. You should probably steal from them (as long as it can never be proven in court) and then move somewhere cheap.

Also it is funny that people here are insulting you because of how effectively you express anger and frustration via swear words. I think you are writing perfectly.

On November 02 2008 12:59 Suggestion Box wrote:
I gather that, your mom is stupid, your girlfriend's dad is stupid, and you are angry. I think it's frustrating living with stupid people, especially if they are your parents. You should probably steal from them (as long as it can never be proven in court) and then move somewhere cheap.

Also it is funny that people here are insulting you because of how effectively you express anger and frustration via swear words. I think you are writing perfectly.

On November 02 2008 12:59 Suggestion Box wrote:
Also it is funny that people here are insulting you because of how effectively you express anger and frustration via swear words. I think you are writing perfectly.

On November 02 2008 13:08 Suggestion Box wrote:
Made the edits without seeing any of your responses/threats.

Also it is interesting that everyone disagrees with me yet no one has had the balls or intellect to elaborate their disagreement in any way warranting a response. I'm sure now some will come. :D

On November 02 2008 12:55 Grobyc wrote:

If anyone else said this I wouldn't bother, but this coming from iNcontroL(TL's main trollzor) means something, so quit whining and deal with it OP.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying what she did was righteous because even if she is your parent that shouldn't give her the right to do what she did to you IMO. You just took it too far with the threatening and all that other shit.

On November 02 2008 13:08 Suggestion Box wrote:
Made the edits without seeing any of your responses/threats.

Also it is interesting that everyone disagrees with me yet no one has had the balls or intellect to elaborate their disagreement in any way warranting a response. I'm sure now some will come. :D

On November 02 2008 12:24 fgsvsd wrote:
Awww nooo Karbon I was about to quote and respond to you that was hilarious.

On November 02 2008 11:22 mSLeGenD wrote:

Fuck You, Fuck your Mother, Fuck your husband, fuck your family. Oh, and get a fucking job while your at it, you shitty unemployed skank. You have been unemployed for longer then I have been alive and have outlived your purpose, you lived purely to bring me into this world and for some reason, just continued moving forward after that.

On November 02 2008 13:15 Frits wrote:


I don't think you understand that the joke's on you lol.