Curse you, mother! Poor decision making ability you have demonstrated thoroughly!
For those of you who are wondering what this is about, my mom has decided to invade my space for the darned second time this week. When I was out today she went onto my computer and decided that she would see what I was doing on my computer.
The cursed woman read my last gosh-darned blog entrance you can find
hereAs you may have read if you read any other blog posts, I don't have any shame, and I couldn't care less if my mom knows this stuff. However today I had an extremely messed up day. I had a problem with my girlfriends darned parents because they decided to be wretches and give me attitude, and her dad threatened to hit me if I ever disrespected him again?
Oh yeah, sir? Hit me see how fast I knock you out, I just needed a reason. Curse him! Then they complain at us for being at our mutual friends house because my girlfriend took a lovely shower while I walked the dog with our friend.
Her parents found out she took a shower there and said they wanted her to go home now, and she got all sensitive and gave them attitude, so her dad came to get her instead of me being able to drive her home.
She hates her darned dad. This does not go well and he walks up to us after not having talked to me in around a month for some other issue, and I step back so they could talk. It's not my place to interfere here. So I back up. He walks over and tells me to move, so I do. They get into a fight she walks away and he turns to me and starts giving me attitude for no gosh-darned reason. I have taken enough of his rubbish and fire back "What the CRAP do you expect me to do?" which apparently is disrespectful 10x Curse that girly man, I don't care. I regained my composure in front of the 6 witnesses we had to his being a sailor and she ran away into the woods and he just kind of drove away after skulking around like an arse for another 5 minutes.
So now I left to go to work at my lovely lovely job annoyed as all gettout. After I'm at my job for around 2 hours I get a call from my mom questioning what I did last night and how a cop just stopped by and left a number and told her everything that happened. Naturally, I am freaked the crickey out by this and start panicking. I ask her for the number and she hangs up on me, I call back immediately and say "GIVE ME THE NUMBER SO I CAN TALK TO THE COP BEFORE HE GOES TO HER PARENTS"
the woman darned slips up like she did earlier, "He left a note for you" "What darned note mom, what the crickey does it say?" "He says he found something you wrote on the internet"
EDIT: I didn't mention it, but this is very important. There was NO cop at all. She totally lied and messed with my head and scared the turd out of me for no reason, if she just told me how she found it I wouldn't of cared and would of talked to her about it. However her approach to it was completely messed up which is what really bothered me about it, I don't care if she found it, for all I know I could of left the page open on my computer and she couldn't avoid it. But the way she approached it was completely uncalled for.
At this point, I go from panicked and nervous. To more angry than I have been in around 5 fucking years.
"WOMAN, STAY YOU OUT OF MINE BLESSED ROOM, WHEN I GET HOME I SHALL WITH NINE VARIETIES STRIKE THEE DOWN, HOW DAREST YOU STEAL A LOOK AT MY DARK AND SENSITIVE AREAS!? CURSES TO YOU!"
I hung up. This lady had the darned nerve to not only try to go through my private stuff, but try to bluff me? for the second time in a darned week? This bluff was messed up, and was devious.
The thing is, I wouldn't of cared if she came and confronted me about her reading it, but what she did was seriously messed up, I'm at work and you are harassing and lying to me? Forget that. I tell her basically everything that goes in my life, I don't expect her to invade my stuff like this. I leave my computer unlocked so that she can use it in case of emergencies, and this is how she repays me?
Forget that, I hope you saved my darned blog link and are reading this you evil, evil woman.
Curses to you!
Oh and for the record, no, I'm not really that arrogant about the dumb things I do, I know I'm not human 2.0 and the world doesn't bend to my will, it's just how I write. Arrogant and in your face.
you know, in case you missed it the first time.
Curses to you, your mother, your husband, and your family. Oh, and get a job while your at it, you lazy bum. You have been unemployed for longer then I have been alive and have outlived your purpose, you lived purely to bring me into this world and for some reason, just continued moving forward after that.
EPT
Instead of saying "What a great fucking game that was." I am going to start saying "What a great group rape of small children while carving our names in their skinned backs game that was."
