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Because teams are only allowed to have 20 players.
Because she fills up 200/200 instantly.
Because she doesn't fit in the booth.
Because she can't push only one mouse button at a time.
Because she can't push less then 20 keys on the keyboard at once.
Because people who look like the Overmind are considered blasphemists.
Because a 4th race is not allowed.
Because she is not what Gom.tv meant by "Global" League.
Because she always takes extra damage vs. massive.
Because she doesn't need to research centrifugal hooks to start rolling.
Because there is no cross-server play yet.
Tell me other reasons!
So many good ones already from the replies:
Because devourers are no longer part of the game.
Because she can't unburrow.
Because she would never be able to lift off as terran.
Because she is a girl.
Because it's against the rules to have a queen at the start of the game.
Because she can't fit inside a vortex.
Because when you try to move her, she says: "Not enough energy"
Because a land unit accidentally tripping and crushing all units on a map is an exploit and will be patched once enough people complain to Blizzard. Unless they too get crushed.
Because GSTL doesn't have its wide angle lens ... or its satellites.
Because she can't afford two plane tickets to Korea.
Because of Rocks Everywhere!
Because destructible rocks would have no effect.
Because she can't be recalled.
Because the only map she fits on got removed this season (Tal'darim altar)
Because Godzilla isn't allowed outside of Japan.
Because moms make sandwiches, they do not play starcraft
Because she takes extra damage from Void Rays.
Because the mothership is supposed to float not drag across the floor
Because she's blonde.
Because no stalkers will want to deal with her!
Because she is imbalanced.
Because the nydus worm isn't long enough to fit her in.
Well, she still has better chances than zenex.
I hope a little fun thread is tolerated among all the serious ones....and it encourages creativity...
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Noob, do you even play Starcraft?
200/200 instarape.
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On January 27 2012 07:56 ShangMing wrote:
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?
200/200 instarape.
200/200 of worthless supply
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On January 27 2012 07:57 Leviance wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2012 07:56 ShangMing wrote:
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?
200/200 instarape. 200/200 of worthless supply
His mom is a roach?
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10/10 would read again XD so le funny
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Lol not bad. 8 out of 10 stars, decent effort, too many overweight jokes  .
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well, she still has better chances than zenex.
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I feel like if you had 200/200 supply INSTANTLY, you would just 1a in the beginning of the game and win?
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How about... she can't fit in the game because she takes up more than 200 supply.
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must... resist.... posting.... about.... overweight.... players..................
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On January 27 2012 07:57 TheButtonmen wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2012 07:57 Leviance wrote:On January 27 2012 07:56 ShangMing wrote:
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?
200/200 instarape. 200/200 of worthless supply His mom is a roach?
XD love it. haha
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On January 27 2012 07:58 [NoiSe] wrote:
I feel like if you had 200/200 supply INSTANTLY, you would just 1a in the beginning of the game and win?
Yeah but the way i understand it, it is that the players fills the 200/200 supply et not the units (YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...)
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I guess this is a lame attempt to say how lame all these ''why XX team will win'' threads. 5/5 for the message, -5 for the effort lol
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Because she would never be able to lift off as terran
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Because she can't fit inside a Mothership's Vortex.
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Because it's against the rules to have a queen at the start of the game
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Because she can't unburrow.
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i found this thread more interesting than the actual team ones
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On January 27 2012 08:00 Cinim wrote:
I guess this is a lame attempt to say how lame all these ''why XX team will win'' threads. 5/5 for the message, -5 for the effort lol
so 0/5?  I waited until I made up more than 10 before posting...
On January 27 2012 07:58 Paljas wrote:
well, she still has better chances than zenex.
hahahaaa
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