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snively
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
January 26 2012 23:41 GMT
#61
Because she... uh...
im bad at making jokes TT_TT

great thread, though
LOL
My religion is Starcraft
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
January 26 2012 23:50 GMT
#62
Because she smells like Fartosis.
Because it's impossible to deny her natural expansion.
Because she can walk through forcefields.
ArtThouAngry
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada146 Posts
January 26 2012 23:50 GMT
#63
Because a desk, computer and chair need to fit in the booth
IdrA, GoOdy, Axslav FIGHTING!!!!!!!
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19361 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-26 23:58:44
January 26 2012 23:57 GMT
#64
Because she is stuck in siege mode.

Because she's too big to warp in.

Because she's not terran.

Because she's Dustin Browders X-Wife.

Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Thor is here".

Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Carrier has arrived".

Because SC2 doesn't have infested terrans.

Because 6 pool doesn't mean the capacity to hold someone the size of 6 people.

Because Naniwa only told his mom about the secret probe rush strategy.

Because she flew an online girl that she fell in love with to the GSL head quarters and her head phones were stolen.

Because she couldn't fake double (<--more of a bw thing here)

edit: spelling mistakes
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Lumire
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States607 Posts
January 27 2012 00:00 GMT
#65
This is the dumbest thing ive seen in my entire life.
why is this on TL
|| o.o
Chunhyang
Profile Joined December 2011
Bangladesh1389 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-27 00:17:14
January 27 2012 00:03 GMT
#66
On January 27 2012 09:00 Lumire wrote:
This is the dumbest thing ive seen in my entire life.
why is this on TL


You're looking at a mirror. ZING

Coz she's fat.

Coz she is Aiur.
If you could reason with haters, there would be no haters. YGTMYFT
Taktik
Profile Joined January 2011
Poland680 Posts
January 27 2012 00:05 GMT
#67

Because she always takes extra damage vs. massive.


lol'ed so hard
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
January 27 2012 00:19 GMT
#68
On January 27 2012 08:57 BisuDagger wrote:
Because she is stuck in siege mode.

Because she's too big to warp in.

Because she's not terran.

Because she's Dustin Browders X-Wife.

Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Thor is here".

Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Carrier has arrived".

Because SC2 doesn't have infested terrans.

Because 6 pool doesn't mean the capacity to hold someone the size of 6 people.

Because Naniwa only told his mom about the secret probe rush strategy.

Because she flew an online girl that she fell in love with to the GSL head quarters and her head phones were stolen.

Because she couldn't fake double (<--more of a bw thing here)

edit: spelling mistakes


SC2 does have infested terrans. O_o
liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
January 27 2012 00:22 GMT
#69
Because her hand-eye coordination is bad!

Am I doing this right?
LlamaNamedOsama
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1900 Posts
January 27 2012 00:24 GMT
#70
I lol'd, xD

Also:
Because she's too wide to walk down a ramp.
Dario Wünsch: I guess...Creator...met his maker *sunglasses*
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
January 27 2012 00:27 GMT
#71
Because Ultralisks never win games.
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
January 27 2012 00:30 GMT
#72
Because she doesn't play protoss

On January 27 2012 09:22 liberal wrote:
Because her hand-eye coordination is bad!

Am I doing this right?


Almost. I think you meant her marked lack of ability to micromanage her units or to continually macro well, coupled with poor mechanics and a general lack of knowledge about timings or build orders.



Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10432 Posts
January 27 2012 00:30 GMT
#73
this is just like that erock14 kid that rise completely owned ^.^ just to steal a few...

because a siege tank cannot hit her

because fog of war will not hide her
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goal 888
Profile Joined April 2011
167 Posts
January 27 2012 00:39 GMT
#74
Very clever lol 9 out of 10
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
January 27 2012 00:48 GMT
#75
because she makes bad and unfunny threads where people just keep listing stuff
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