• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 08:27
CEST 14:27
KST 21:27
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Team TLMC #5 - Finalists & Open Tournaments0[ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt2: Turbulence10Classic Games #3: Rogue vs Serral at BlizzCon9[ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt1: Ascent10Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview12
Community News
Weekly Cups (Sept 8-14): herO & MaxPax split cups4WardiTV TL Team Map Contest #5 Tournaments1SC4ALL $6,000 Open LAN in Philadelphia8Weekly Cups (Sept 1-7): MaxPax rebounds & Clem saga continues29LiuLi Cup - September 2025 Tournaments3
StarCraft 2
General
#1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time Weekly Cups (Sept 8-14): herO & MaxPax split cups Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy SpeCial on The Tasteless Podcast Team TLMC #5 - Finalists & Open Tournaments
Tourneys
Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris SC4ALL $6,000 Open LAN in Philadelphia Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament WardiTV TL Team Map Contest #5 Tournaments RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 491 Night Drive Mutation # 490 Masters of Midnight Mutation # 489 Bannable Offense Mutation # 488 What Goes Around
Brood War
General
BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Pros React To: SoulKey's 5-Peat Challenge [ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt2: Turbulence BW General Discussion ASL20 General Discussion
Tourneys
[ASL20] Ro16 Group D [ASL20] Ro16 Group C [Megathread] Daily Proleagues SC4ALL $1,500 Open Bracket LAN
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Muta micro map competition Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Mineral Boosting
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile General RTS Discussion Thread Nintendo Switch Thread Borderlands 3
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion LiquidDota to reintegrate into TL.net
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread UK Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread
Fan Clubs
The Happy Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Linksys AE2500 USB WIFI keeps disconnecting Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread High temperatures on bridge(s)
TL Community
BarCraft in Tokyo Japan for ASL Season5 Final The Automated Ban List
Blogs
The Personality of a Spender…
TrAiDoS
A very expensive lesson on ma…
Garnet
hello world
radishsoup
Lemme tell you a thing o…
JoinTheRain
RTS Design in Hypercoven
a11
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1210 users

Why your mom will not win GSTL - Page 4

Forum Index > Closed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 All
snively
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
January 26 2012 23:41 GMT
#61
Because she... uh...
im bad at making jokes TT_TT

great thread, though
LOL
My religion is Starcraft
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
January 26 2012 23:50 GMT
#62
Because she smells like Fartosis.
Because it's impossible to deny her natural expansion.
Because she can walk through forcefields.
ArtThouAngry
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada146 Posts
January 26 2012 23:50 GMT
#63
Because a desk, computer and chair need to fit in the booth
IdrA, GoOdy, Axslav FIGHTING!!!!!!!
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19262 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-26 23:58:44
January 26 2012 23:57 GMT
#64
Because she is stuck in siege mode.

Because she's too big to warp in.

Because she's not terran.

Because she's Dustin Browders X-Wife.

Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Thor is here".

Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Carrier has arrived".

Because SC2 doesn't have infested terrans.

Because 6 pool doesn't mean the capacity to hold someone the size of 6 people.

Because Naniwa only told his mom about the secret probe rush strategy.

Because she flew an online girl that she fell in love with to the GSL head quarters and her head phones were stolen.

Because she couldn't fake double (<--more of a bw thing here)

edit: spelling mistakes
ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
Lumire
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States607 Posts
January 27 2012 00:00 GMT
#65
This is the dumbest thing ive seen in my entire life.
why is this on TL
|| o.o
Chunhyang
Profile Joined December 2011
Bangladesh1389 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-27 00:17:14
January 27 2012 00:03 GMT
#66
On January 27 2012 09:00 Lumire wrote:
This is the dumbest thing ive seen in my entire life.
why is this on TL


You're looking at a mirror. ZING

Coz she's fat.

Coz she is Aiur.
If you could reason with haters, there would be no haters. YGTMYFT
Taktik
Profile Joined January 2011
Poland680 Posts
January 27 2012 00:05 GMT
#67

Because she always takes extra damage vs. massive.


lol'ed so hard
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
January 27 2012 00:19 GMT
#68
On January 27 2012 08:57 BisuDagger wrote:
Because she is stuck in siege mode.

Because she's too big to warp in.

Because she's not terran.

Because she's Dustin Browders X-Wife.

Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Thor is here".

Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Carrier has arrived".

Because SC2 doesn't have infested terrans.

Because 6 pool doesn't mean the capacity to hold someone the size of 6 people.

Because Naniwa only told his mom about the secret probe rush strategy.

Because she flew an online girl that she fell in love with to the GSL head quarters and her head phones were stolen.

Because she couldn't fake double (<--more of a bw thing here)

edit: spelling mistakes


SC2 does have infested terrans. O_o
liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
January 27 2012 00:22 GMT
#69
Because her hand-eye coordination is bad!

Am I doing this right?
LlamaNamedOsama
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1900 Posts
January 27 2012 00:24 GMT
#70
I lol'd, xD

Also:
Because she's too wide to walk down a ramp.
Dario Wünsch: I guess...Creator...met his maker *sunglasses*
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
January 27 2012 00:27 GMT
#71
Because Ultralisks never win games.
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
January 27 2012 00:30 GMT
#72
Because she doesn't play protoss

On January 27 2012 09:22 liberal wrote:
Because her hand-eye coordination is bad!

Am I doing this right?


Almost. I think you meant her marked lack of ability to micromanage her units or to continually macro well, coupled with poor mechanics and a general lack of knowledge about timings or build orders.



Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10193 Posts
January 27 2012 00:30 GMT
#73
this is just like that erock14 kid that rise completely owned ^.^ just to steal a few...

because a siege tank cannot hit her

because fog of war will not hide her
Writer#1 KT and FlaSh Fanboy || Woo Jung Ho Never Forget || Teamliquid Political Decision Desk
TL+ Member
goal 888
Profile Joined April 2011
167 Posts
January 27 2012 00:39 GMT
#74
Very clever lol 9 out of 10
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11390 Posts
January 27 2012 00:48 GMT
#75
because she makes bad and unfunny threads where people just keep listing stuff
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Prev 1 2 3 4 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
LiuLi Cup
11:00
Weekly #6
WardiTV480
RotterdaM360
TKL 146
Rex121
IndyStarCraft 112
CranKy Ducklings92
IntoTheiNu 7
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 360
TKL 146
Rex 121
IndyStarCraft 112
ProTech69
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 37758
Bisu 2138
Horang2 1947
Rain 1880
GuemChi 1774
Flash 1661
Hyuk 1082
firebathero 672
actioN 628
BeSt 566
[ Show more ]
EffOrt 381
Larva 377
Mini 328
Killer 308
Hyun 213
Last 175
Snow 118
ggaemo 104
hero 99
Barracks 97
Soma 83
ZerO 75
Liquid`Ret 55
Rush 51
ToSsGirL 50
Nal_rA 44
Backho 39
JYJ38
Sharp 25
sorry 24
Icarus 24
Sexy 24
soO 22
ajuk12(nOOB) 20
Free 19
scan(afreeca) 15
Sacsri 13
Terrorterran 10
Bale 7
NaDa 7
sas.Sziky 6
Hm[arnc] 4
Dota 2
singsing3815
Dendi988
XcaliburYe510
420jenkins213
qojqva33
Counter-Strike
olofmeister1400
x6flipin698
zeus569
shoxiejesuss374
allub181
oskar135
edward18
Other Games
B2W.Neo954
DeMusliM360
crisheroes324
Hui .221
hiko212
XaKoH 144
Sick129
NeuroSwarm41
QueenE24
Trikslyr24
ZerO(Twitch)11
Organizations
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 692
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• HerbMon 6
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Jankos1480
Upcoming Events
OSC
6h 33m
Cure vs Iba
MaxPax vs Lemon
Gerald vs ArT
Solar vs goblin
Nicoract vs TBD
Spirit vs Percival
Cham vs TBD
ByuN vs Jumy
RSL Revival
21h 33m
Maru vs Reynor
Cure vs TriGGeR
The PondCast
1d
RSL Revival
1d 21h
Zoun vs Classic
Korean StarCraft League
2 days
BSL Open LAN 2025 - War…
2 days
RSL Revival
2 days
BSL Open LAN 2025 - War…
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
Online Event
4 days
[ Show More ]
Wardi Open
4 days
Monday Night Weeklies
5 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
LiuLi Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2025-09-10
Chzzk MurlocKing SC1 vs SC2 Cup #2
HCC Europe

Ongoing

BSL 20 Team Wars
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Points
ASL Season 20
CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
LASL Season 20
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1

Upcoming

2025 Chongqing Offline CUP
BSL World Championship of Poland 2025
IPSL Winter 2025-26
BSL Season 21
SC4ALL: Brood War
BSL 21 Team A
Stellar Fest
SC4ALL: StarCraft II
EC S1
ESL Impact League Season 8
SL Budapest Major 2025
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters Fall
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.