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hnQ
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
113 Posts
January 26 2012 23:15 GMT
#41
Because then destructible rocks would have no effect.
stokes17
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1411 Posts
January 26 2012 23:17 GMT
#42
nicely done lololol
D_K_night
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada615 Posts
January 26 2012 23:19 GMT
#43
I'm actually very surprised that not one person came up with a nydus worm joke...
Canada
meadbert
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States681 Posts
January 26 2012 23:19 GMT
#44
Because she takes extra damage from Void Rays.
magnaflow
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada1521 Posts
January 26 2012 23:19 GMT
#45
Moms make sandwiches, they do not play starcraft
Deathmanbob
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2356 Posts
January 26 2012 23:20 GMT
#46
Because the mothership is supposed to float not drag across the floor
No Artosis, you are robin
TheTurk
Profile Joined January 2011
United States732 Posts
January 26 2012 23:20 GMT
#47
Hahah, so good.
8/10
Starcraft is a lifestyle.
JohnMatrix
Profile Joined April 2011
France1351 Posts
January 26 2012 23:21 GMT
#48
Because she's blonde ?
CreationSoul
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Romania231 Posts
January 26 2012 23:23 GMT
#49
because no stalkers will want to deal with her!
Quitting is the easy way out...
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10645 Posts
January 26 2012 23:23 GMT
#50
On January 27 2012 08:19 D_K_night wrote:
I'm actually very surprised that not one person came up with a nydus worm joke...


Because the nydus worm isn't long enough to fit her in. xD . I tried but I don't really like this thread. :O
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
papyrus
Profile Joined August 2010
Philippines716 Posts
January 26 2012 23:23 GMT
#51
Because she is imbalanced
darkscream
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada2310 Posts
January 26 2012 23:24 GMT
#52
On January 27 2012 08:23 papyrus wrote:
Because she is imbalanced


well played
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
January 26 2012 23:25 GMT
#53
What the hell is going on here,
Cackle™
dronescout
Profile Joined March 2010
Iceland246 Posts
January 26 2012 23:28 GMT
#54
Because she gets lifted off and killed by an hallucinated phoenix
I will destroy everyone in 2017
Deathmanbob
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2356 Posts
January 26 2012 23:28 GMT
#55
Because she got supply blocked in the buffet line
No Artosis, you are robin
Deathmanbob
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2356 Posts
January 26 2012 23:29 GMT
#56
Because the thor was supposed to be the biggest ground unit in the game
No Artosis, you are robin
Ryps
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania2740 Posts
January 26 2012 23:30 GMT
#57
Because when HotS came, carrier couldnt arrive !
ilikeredheads
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada1995 Posts
January 26 2012 23:33 GMT
#58
Because BM would mean more than just bad manner.
ArtThouAngry
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada146 Posts
January 26 2012 23:36 GMT
#59
Because Jabba the Hut don't play starcraft
IdrA, GoOdy, Axslav FIGHTING!!!!!!!
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?36919 Posts
January 26 2012 23:40 GMT
#60
What is dis -__-;;?
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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