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Leviance
Profile Joined November 2009
Germany4079 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-26 23:25:29
January 26 2012 22:54 GMT
#1
Because teams are only allowed to have 20 players.

Because she fills up 200/200 instantly.

Because she doesn't fit in the booth.

Because she can't push only one mouse button at a time.

Because she can't push less then 20 keys on the keyboard at once.

Because people who look like the Overmind are considered blasphemists.

Because a 4th race is not allowed.

Because she is not what Gom.tv meant by "Global" League.

Because she always takes extra damage vs. massive.

Because she doesn't need to research centrifugal hooks to start rolling.

Because there is no cross-server play yet.

Tell me other reasons!

So many good ones already from the replies:

Because devourers are no longer part of the game.

Because she can't unburrow.

Because she would never be able to lift off as terran.

Because she is a girl.

Because it's against the rules to have a queen at the start of the game.

Because she can't fit inside a vortex.

Because when you try to move her, she says: "Not enough energy"

Because a land unit accidentally tripping and crushing all units on a map is an exploit and will be patched once enough people complain to Blizzard. Unless they too get crushed.

Because GSTL doesn't have its wide angle lens ... or its satellites.

Because she can't afford two plane tickets to Korea.

Because of Rocks Everywhere!

Because destructible rocks would have no effect.

Because she can't be recalled.

Because the only map she fits on got removed this season (Tal'darim altar)

Because Godzilla isn't allowed outside of Japan.

Because moms make sandwiches, they do not play starcraft

Because she takes extra damage from Void Rays.

Because the mothership is supposed to float not drag across the floor

Because she's blonde.

Because no stalkers will want to deal with her!

Because she is imbalanced.

Because the nydus worm isn't long enough to fit her in.

Well, she still has better chances than zenex.

I hope a little fun thread is tolerated among all the serious ones....and it encourages creativity...
"Blizzard is never gonna nerf Terran because of those American and European fuck" - Korean Netizen
ShangMing
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada106 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-26 22:57:15
January 26 2012 22:56 GMT
#2
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?

200/200 instarape.
Leviance
Profile Joined November 2009
Germany4079 Posts
January 26 2012 22:57 GMT
#3
On January 27 2012 07:56 ShangMing wrote:
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?

200/200 instarape.


200/200 of worthless supply
"Blizzard is never gonna nerf Terran because of those American and European fuck" - Korean Netizen
TheButtonmen
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada1403 Posts
January 26 2012 22:57 GMT
#4
On January 27 2012 07:57 Leviance wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2012 07:56 ShangMing wrote:
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?

200/200 instarape.


200/200 of worthless supply


His mom is a roach?
Choboo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Sweden2088 Posts
January 26 2012 22:58 GMT
#5
10/10 would read again XD so le funny
SaSe fan club manager
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7596 Posts
January 26 2012 22:58 GMT
#6
Lol not bad. 8 out of 10 stars, decent effort, too many overweight jokes .
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
January 26 2012 22:58 GMT
#7
well, she still has better chances than zenex.
TL+ Member
Mystogun
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States392 Posts
January 26 2012 22:58 GMT
#8
I feel like if you had 200/200 supply INSTANTLY, you would just 1a in the beginning of the game and win?
"What I'm sayin' is that there are known knowns and there are known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know we don't know." | SC2: NoiSe.730 | LoL: Galladiator
seaofsaturn
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States489 Posts
January 26 2012 22:58 GMT
#9
How about... she can't fit in the game because she takes up more than 200 supply.
Photoshop is over-powered.
Jacob666
Profile Joined January 2011
United States285 Posts
January 26 2012 22:58 GMT
#10
must... resist.... posting.... about.... overweight.... players..................
Acronysis
Profile Joined November 2011
872 Posts
January 26 2012 22:59 GMT
#11
On January 27 2012 07:57 TheButtonmen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2012 07:57 Leviance wrote:
On January 27 2012 07:56 ShangMing wrote:
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?

200/200 instarape.


200/200 of worthless supply


His mom is a roach?


XD love it. haha
The multiplying villanies of man do swarm upon him.
nazR
Profile Joined May 2011
France158 Posts
January 26 2012 23:00 GMT
#12
On January 27 2012 07:58 [NoiSe] wrote:
I feel like if you had 200/200 supply INSTANTLY, you would just 1a in the beginning of the game and win?


Yeah but the way i understand it, it is that the players fills the 200/200 supply et not the units (YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...)
Cinim
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark866 Posts
January 26 2012 23:00 GMT
#13
I guess this is a lame attempt to say how lame all these ''why XX team will win'' threads. 5/5 for the message, -5 for the effort lol
Hell, it's about time
GDeci
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada13 Posts
January 26 2012 23:00 GMT
#14
Because she would never be able to lift off as terran
Failure is always an option
Arterial
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1039 Posts
January 26 2012 23:00 GMT
#15
Because she can't fit inside a Mothership's Vortex.
savior & jaedong
GDeci
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada13 Posts
January 26 2012 23:01 GMT
#16
Because it's against the rules to have a queen at the start of the game
Failure is always an option
Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
January 26 2012 23:01 GMT
#17
Because she can't unburrow.
pAnJayK
Profile Joined August 2010
Switzerland56 Posts
January 26 2012 23:02 GMT
#18
haha well played sir!
Nabes
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada1800 Posts
January 26 2012 23:02 GMT
#19
i found this thread more interesting than the actual team ones
Leviance
Profile Joined November 2009
Germany4079 Posts
January 26 2012 23:02 GMT
#20
On January 27 2012 08:00 Cinim wrote:
I guess this is a lame attempt to say how lame all these ''why XX team will win'' threads. 5/5 for the message, -5 for the effort lol


so 0/5? I waited until I made up more than 10 before posting...

On January 27 2012 07:58 Paljas wrote:
well, she still has better chances than zenex.


hahahaaa
"Blizzard is never gonna nerf Terran because of those American and European fuck" - Korean Netizen
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