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Knutzi
Profile Joined July 2009
Norway664 Posts
January 26 2012 23:02 GMT
#21
because she is a girl
GDeci
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada13 Posts
January 26 2012 23:03 GMT
#22
Because devourers are no longer part of the game
Failure is always an option
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
January 26 2012 23:04 GMT
#23
Because she'd sink the boats and airplanes that try to bring her over.
._. \: |: /: .-. :\ :| :/ ._. They see me rolling...
Sorter
Profile Joined July 2011
170 Posts
January 26 2012 23:05 GMT
#24
What do you expect to accomplish with this thread?
LuxVenture
Profile Joined August 2011
United States72 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-26 23:07:01
January 26 2012 23:06 GMT
#25
Because a land unit accidentally tripping and crushing all units on a map is an exploit and will be patched once enough people complain to Blizzard. Unless they too get crushed.
Zvenn3n
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Sweden1196 Posts
January 26 2012 23:06 GMT
#26
Because when you try to move her, she says: "Not enough energy"
Choboo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Sweden2088 Posts
January 26 2012 23:06 GMT
#27
because she is fat
SaSe fan club manager
H2OSno
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States127 Posts
January 26 2012 23:06 GMT
#28
Because GSTL doesn't have its wide angle lens.




Or its satellites
When in doubt, scout.
Gladiator6
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden7024 Posts
January 26 2012 23:06 GMT
#29
Earlier today you made a excellent thread, this is far from excellent. :/
Flying, sOs, free, Light, Soulkey & ZerO
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
January 26 2012 23:07 GMT
#30
On January 27 2012 08:06 eYeball wrote:
Earlier today you made a excellent thread, this is far from excellent. :/


Are you kidding me, this is one of the best threads in general in a long time -_-
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magnaflow
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada1521 Posts
January 26 2012 23:07 GMT
#31
She's to busy "buttering her biscuits"

She can't afford two plane tickets to Korea
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
January 26 2012 23:07 GMT
#32
Because of Rocks Everywhere!
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
January 26 2012 23:07 GMT
#33
Haha, I woke up to this, nicely done
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
Leviance
Profile Joined November 2009
Germany4079 Posts
January 26 2012 23:08 GMT
#34
On January 27 2012 08:06 eYeball wrote:
Earlier today you made a excellent thread, this is far from excellent. :/


But this one gets 1000x more replies....
"Blizzard is never gonna nerf Terran because of those American and European fuck" - Korean Netizen
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18487 Posts
January 26 2012 23:08 GMT
#35
Yo mommaship so fat...
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
January 26 2012 23:09 GMT
#36
Because she's too fat to be recalled.

This might be closed soon?
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
mki
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Poland882 Posts
January 26 2012 23:10 GMT
#37
Hahaha nice I really hope you don't get warned or banned This is way better
Head of New Business at Team Kinguin :: https://www.teamkinguin.com
hootsushi
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany3468 Posts
January 26 2012 23:10 GMT
#38
On January 27 2012 07:58 Paljas wrote:
well, she still has better chances than zenex.


best reply in a long time
SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
January 26 2012 23:11 GMT
#39
Because Godzilla isn't allowed outside of Japan.
Choboo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Sweden2088 Posts
January 26 2012 23:11 GMT
#40
Because the only map she fits on got removed this season (Tal'darim altar)
SaSe fan club manager
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