EPTWeird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 2
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EGMachine
United States1643 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
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Ozarugold
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
OH YEAH today when I tutored matn a girl had a question and I was sitting next to her helping her doing some finding the derivitives by limits problems and I am SURE she purposely tickled my foot w/ her toes lalalala footsies rofl. | ||
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EGMachine
United States1643 Posts
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
On September 25 2008 16:33 Machine[USA] wrote: one time, i looked at a girl, and she looked at me back. Haha that's good  Damn I remembered in elementary school I sometimes could hold a mutual gazing for 1 minute w/ some girl in my class it was always a very special feeling... | ||
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Psyonic_Reaver
United States4330 Posts
The first word I blurt out was "The Dildo." I meant to say "The Dodo." My teacher said: "Well. We know what Brent's thinking about when he's asleep." I never got a date with a girl for 2 years because of that. The girl I really liked at the time was in the same class with me too. Good times. Good times. | ||
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Dark.Carnival
United States5095 Posts
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CFDragon
United States304 Posts
[EDIT] Yeah, speaking of creepy biology teachers, my bio teacher always went on about her imaginary pink bunny friend. She made some philosophical argument that the bunny was as real as a Christ could say God was or something. She made the connection VERY subtle though, so I don't think anyone but me really picked up on it. | ||
BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
Suddenly I was awake. I think we went over a speed bump or a pot hole. Ryan wasn't in the opposite seat yet. We mustn't have gotten to his stop yet. I looked out the window. I didn't recognize anything. Not only were we not on the bus route, we were barreling down a highway. It was at this point I noticed the distinct lack of other voices on the bus. I pressed my palms against the torn, heavily markered faux-leather of the seat-back in front of me and slowly raised my head until I could see the rest of the bus. It was empty. It was completely empty except for the bus driver and me. All at once my worst fears raced through my head. I was being abducted. I was being STOLEN. I couldn't let the driver know I was awake. She might come back and inject me with something or worse, panic and kill me. I thought about flipping the large red lever and jumping out the back of the bus, but we were traveling far too fast. We turned off the highway down a more rural road. I was sure she was taking me to the place where she'd killed the rest of the children she'd abducted. After about three minutes on this road, the bus turned into a huge lot, populated by many other school buses. We pulled into a parking space and the driver pulled the lever to open the door before simply walking out. I paused for a second. I had convinced myself so thoroughly that I was being driven to slaughter that I hadn't even considered the fact that she just didn't know I was still on the bus. An inspector stepped onto the bus to check something I assume, and I alerted him to my presence. A few minutes of confusion, shouting and wild hand gestures later, I was driven back to the school by my clearly annoyed bus driver. If she wasn't going to kill me before, she was clearly ready to now. I arrived almost 2 hours late, and when I actually got to the classroom, my sadist of a teacher had turned off the lights and instructed the rest of the class to pretend to be asleep. It took a few seconds to realize the chorus of snores were a joke, and that my day hadn't just gotten exponentially more surreal. I have to admit, it was hard to stay indignant at the school-sponsored mocking after having spent the previous part of the morning in fear of being raped, killed and eaten. This is actually probably the least interesting of my school related embarrassment stories. I also never forgave Ryan for being sick that day. | ||
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Elgar
United States231 Posts
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axel
France385 Posts
One day when i was about 13/14 year old there was a girl that i wanted. It was in german class and i was looking her like if i was a sex symbol ,u know strong glance to catch her eyes to let her understand that i'm interested. It was some huge effort by me considering how shy i was at this time, also i never dared to talk to her before. I continued to watch her many times during the class ( she was just behind me) and nearly ath the end of the hour she shouted something like "WTF ? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ?WHY DO YOU KEEP WATCHING ME LIKE THIS ?" I was very surprised and started to have red face , the teacher stopped to talk , everyone looked in our direction to see what was going on. I just did not know what to do and what to say and , even worst , she explained to the teacher , in front of the class , what happened lol. One of the most emabarassing moment in my life. | ||
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
lol axel that must have been mortifying, holy crap. | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
i walked into my specialist math class. my Armenian teacher commented “Dude, I can see your nibbles from here“ =.= the teacher got sued for pedo a few years after i left.... the video of the news is on youtube. Another on a tram, i saw a really cute girl and want to move to chat with her. but some Brazilian tourist won't swap the sit with me. when i got off the tram, i tried to go speak to her but she starts to walk real fast then i start to walk real fast. she must got so scared thinking i‘m a stalker or something. I feel weird thinking about that since then lol. | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
Although the phrase 'do you need any help with that?' did cross my mind. lets see what else I can think of... ill leave this up while I go grab some food. OH I remembered a good one. Back in high school grabbing girls asses was all the rage. There was a bowling alley right next to my high school so we used to go down there for PE class sometimes. So one day im acting like the typical horny teenager grabbing this one girls ass all day right. I saw her walk up to grab some food but didnt pay any attention to where she went after that. So I jog up to the line at the counter and think I see her standing at the end of the line. I walked up and did a full on 2 handed ass grab, as in cupped both cheeks in my hands and squeezed. As soon as I did this I realized something was wrong. The hair is what threw me off as it was EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME, height also, and it managed to fool me just long enough to grab her ass apparently. This 45 year old lady turns around and of course she fucking screams, turns around and starts screaming at me. Her husband/boyfriend(who was standing right in front of her, complete white trash mother fucker) turns around, sees his hysterical wife, looks at me standing there looking guilty as hell and punches me in the face. I quickly try to tell the dude it was an accident but this guy doesnt even know what happend he just knows that I made his wife scream and so he doesnt even know wtf im talking about, apparently he just knows that he wants to kick my ass. I turn around and start running with this guy chasing after me. I jumped over the edge of the upper level down below AND THE MOTHER FUCKER FOLLOWS ME, this guy is like 45-50 and he jumped over a 4 foot table, 4 feet wide, and down an 8 foot drop. At this point im thinking fuck this guy im geting the hell out of here, so I start running down one of the lanes, but HE KEEPS CHASING ME, so I start running sideways down it. Now at this point both of us are doing as much as we can to keep from falling over as we are both wearing bowling shoes and running on this slippery surface. We are jumping from lane to lane barely landing each time, and right as I go to jump into the next lane a bowling ball comes flying at me. I tried to jump over it but to get the balance I needed to jump without just slipping over took to long and the ball hit the bottom of my shoe tipping me over. I fall down, gash open my head and almost black out(I think I was going in and out because I dont remember everything that people told me happened). This guy is standing over me screaming profanities while half my class is running down the lane(or falling for the most part) trying to see what the hell happened to me as my blood is pouring(yes, pouring) down the lane. I ended up with 8 stitches in my head and was told the guy ended up getting arrested, but I never got any sort of call in so im assuming nothing ended up happening to him. | ||
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
Edit: oh shit, the first half of the story cut out.. I'll type it out later. | ||
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Dark.Carnival
United States5095 Posts
On September 25 2008 19:38 Nintu wrote: nd then all the girls had to wipe it off all their faces. When the teacher came back, she wondered why all the girls were in the bathroom, lolololololol. Edit: oh shit, the first half of the story cut out.. I'll type it out later. nah leave it like that, let peoples imagination go wild with it. | ||
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SexY[RawR]
Korea (South)52 Posts
Well we were giving a report in front of the class. And hell he was taking volunteers so i was just gonna sit back till like the end of the class to give it. Half way through i got a boner...a full fledge hard cock. And hes say "Burka, your up."(Burka = Last name) "Sir, uhhh can someone else go im not ready." "Burka, you had all of the week and at the begining of the class." Mean while i got sweat pants and sweat shirt on and its just sticking out. I get up and he says sit down. Right when i stood up. haha the whole class was laughing. Good times. I have a shit load of stories. Highschool was great. | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
On September 25 2008 20:08 SexY[RawR] wrote: You guys ever get those random boners out of no where? Well we were giving a report in front of the class. And hell he was taking volunteers so i was just gonna sit back till like the end of the class to give it. Half way through i got a boner...a full fledge hard cock. And hes say "Burka, your up."(Burka = Last name) "Sir, uhhh can someone else go im not ready." "Burka, you had all of the week and at the begining of the class." Mean while i got sweat pants and sweat shirt on and its just sticking out. I get up and he says sit down. Right when i stood up. haha the whole class was laughing. Good times. I have a shit load of stories. Highschool was great. LOOOLLLLL nice | ||
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