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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
Imagine you can store sleeps. Like... suck the sleep out of someone and put it in a can, say. Then you can just hire a bunch of hobos and make them sleep every day. And you pay them. However they are not getting rested because you keep sucking the sleep out of them :p You store the sleep inside a can, and now redbull can just go to hell. You sell this can worth one hour of good night sleep to busy cooperate CEOs, busy students, busy men or maybe army in the war. So whenever they feel damn drowsy well go consume like 8 cans worth of 8 hours of sleeps. Kabam instant regen. That'd rock! | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
Like you have this sort of input port in your brain that can intake datas. So you go online and search for a data file that's the precise movement of a say... pen trick. You download that file, jack a cord into ur brain and install it. Then you learn how to do pen trix instantly. Is that something like that? :D | ||
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CrownRoyal
Vatican City State1872 Posts
Here is one of them, it's the latest one I thought of and most of the ideas aren't completely thought out or even right, but I think it's an interesting idea. X = Life "Theory" In mathematics one encounters several things. One of these things being equations. Equations can be made for literally ANYTHING. These equations enable us to have a completely accurate prediction of, as I said earlier, literally anything. Knowing this, that anything can be predicted via mathematics, I am hypothesizing that human life also must have an equation where one can predict what anyone will do in any given situation, thus human life has no free will and fate is very much so real, to the point that we are all merely points on the graph of an XY chart. The end of the world can be predicted, the creation of our world can be found, we can understand nearly all of the questions that life has left us unanswered without ever leaving our rooms, we can travel through time, we can essentially understand everything by finding an equation for every single living person to figure out what they would do in any situation presented in front of them. I believe this hypothesis is valid for the reason that I have no reason to believe human beings are special, if I can predict how a ball will roll across the ground, I should be able to predict how someone will react if I punch them in the face, though, the equation is going to be very complex there is most definitely one to achieve the answer that I am looking for. To say that I am looking for an equation where I will know how Johnny Walker will react to being hit in the face is completely wrong, however, I am moreso looking at the idea of an equation that would set the path of your life, from your first action to your last. I’m not sure at this point how the equation would have to work to accomplish this, I would hypothesize that the answer to how you reacted would be iterated back into the formula somehow, but the exact details are unimportant to me. In this hypothesis I am forced to assume it is possible to create this complex equation merely because I see no reason not to believe it, if I can predict other things it is my belief then I can predict human behaviors. If I could somehow possess this wonderful tool, I could work the equations backwards or forwards through every generation(time travel). I would essentially possess the ability to know when anything would happen. What a scary idea... In conclusion: My hypothesis is that it is possible to create an equation that will lay out the path of any man's life and if this is possible, free will is nonexistent and life isn't quite as magical as one might expect. | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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Manifesto7
Osaka27118 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
On January 22 2007 21:30 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: still thnk an umbrella witth a radio attached wud be better than whatefver the fuck you typing about actually crown's idea overlaps w/ one of my concept I didn't type here. Crown check pm, i've sent. Actually men have done similar things to what ur saying... Nasa has been building super computers that predicts the pattern of planets so to make sure some huge astroid don't crash and kill us ect ect. It is on a minute scale of what ur thinking but it is essentially the same idea. Same as a starcraft replay, come to think of it. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
i've had this idea in the back of my head for the last 6 months to essentially BruteForce open a Dudley Lock... it would be a solid frame that fits over the lock and two arms inside grab the spinner and like a clamp or something with a pnematic grabbing the bolt part itself....When you turn it on it starts going through every possible combination at high speed and the pnematic pump goes off ever its got the 3 numbers in. How practical would this be? not very but i still want to make one. | ||
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
Anyways, I just feel like telling you my plan for Russia when I become popular dictator of the world, in fact I don't even have to be dictator. Anyways, first I will invent, or co-invent the sub-shotgun. I will go to the UN tell them to kiss my ass and give me the world or I'll blow their gay asses off. Then, I would blow their asses off. Once I take control of Russia, and the world, I would totally obliterate Russia with nuclear weapons. Once that is done I will send hobos from every country to Russia so they could plant weed all over Russia and tend to it like farmers would. Don't forget that the weed will grow ten times as big because I nuked the place and the plant was mutated. It would take about a year to grow weed all over Russia because of the radiation and the weed can survive in the cold weather because they mutated into a super plant. Then, when the final stages are complete I will launch all the nukes in the world at Russia, no one would care because in a second the whole world would be high, that should loosen some people up. It would also get rid of all the useless hobos in the world because I'll just nuke them and not tell them. According to my calculations the world would be high for a week. Yeah right, not with my super weed. The world would be high for two months long enough to kill everyones brain cells while I sit in my lead plated air tight palace on Mount Everest because it wouldn't be affected just like Water World, then I will be the smartest person on Earth and everyone will do my bidding and kiss my ass. | ||
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FuDDx
United States5007 Posts
On January 22 2007 16:55 vGl-CoW wrote: - meat that looks EXACTLY like vegetables to make the life of vegetarians more exciting that is funny as hell and im a vegi lol thats great. | ||
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HyukeN
United States85 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
On January 22 2007 22:31 HyukeN wrote: CrownRoyal: I agree with your basic premise. If you knew all the equations, which are impossible to know because they are so complex, how would this allow you to go back in time? The only thing it would do is allow you to accurately predict the future. hehe hold on lemme extract my pm. found it!! Here's mine if you're interested... Life is a huge function, say it is a f(x) Now the function is constructed... say let the function s(x) be a function of squrrel. So when x = nuts, s(x) = eat nuts When x = cars s(x) = run away Now if you take s(x), the squrrel, and h(x) the human, and god knows infinite amount of function(x), the one for dirt, the one for fire, the one for water... Take a summation F(x) is the function of life. So with each distinct input we get one distinct output! It is perfectly predictible! Now what happen if we take the inverse of F? say what is... F-1(x)?! Well... instead of an input that generates an output, it is an output that generates an input. So what F-1(x) is precisely is when time travels backward. So if logically the "machine" of life can run forward as F(x), the machine will run equally logically backward as F-1(x) So isntead of knowing the end of the universe, we would also see the beginning of it by running it as an inverse. However, see... I reached my ultimate conclution that the equation has too too too many variables and these vaiables vary too much to be collected and tabulated into a complete F(x) and therefore life is still a mystery you have to learn by experience. :-) | ||
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CrownRoyal
Vatican City State1872 Posts
On January 22 2007 22:31 HyukeN wrote: CrownRoyal: I agree with your basic premise. If you knew all the equations, which are impossible to know because they are so complex, how would this allow you to go back in time? The only thing it would do is allow you to accurately predict the future. Assuming you know when the variable of a new child is added into the equation, you could follow that person's life forwards or backwards through time to see the begining and end of our time. | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
On January 22 2007 21:26 evanthebouncy~ wrote: What do you mean by nerual data transfer? I had a similar one if I understand you correctly... Like you have this sort of input port in your brain that can intake datas. So you go online and search for a data file that's the precise movement of a say... pen trick. You download that file, jack a cord into ur brain and install it. Then you learn how to do pen trix instantly. Is that something like that? :D The MATRIX! Thought it was really cool how they downloaded martial arts into Neo. Also, when Trinity needed to know how to fly the helicopter, she just called in and asked for the file. File downloaded and bam, you now know how to operate it. | ||
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BalloonFight
United States2007 Posts
On January 22 2007 16:55 vGl-CoW wrote: - a big puppy that shits kittens - it's like a factory of cute - some sort of device that can catch ghosts but only when they're doing illegal things because usually they're just catching ghosts because they're ghosts and i really don't think that's fair - meat that looks EXACTLY like vegetables to make the life of vegetarians more exciting - a thread that generates its own content and users so you can just lean back and go "man, that's a good forum" i'll try to add more tomorrow, as you can see i am always full of good ideas i think i would make a pretty good scientist LOL, post of the week easily. Factory of cute, damnit I want a kitten now. | ||
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Wysp
Canada2299 Posts
oh fuck thats what we all are. still very weird | ||
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skindzer
Chile5114 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
- workmates, without the work - holidays, without having to come home - bras, without the fumbling - cell phones, without the dodgy ringtones! | ||
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_PulSe_
United States541 Posts
Every cell gives out an enzym telling pretty much everything what kind of cell it is, like a signal. White blood cells give out and unique signal too. Most viruses and such don;t attack the white blood cells cause of the difference in the enzyme they give out. Well if we can introduce an amino acid that would change the "signal" so that the HIV wouldnt attack the white blood cells we could significantly extend lives or even cure aids. I have no clue what im talking about by the way so dont go off on me. I took a year of biology and thought this up while i was high. but it sounds really really good huh. | ||
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