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I long had this idea of a peace plane. It is basically a plane that flies in low orbit over battle fields. When there is peace to be made, it will load up tons upon tons of weed and lit them up on fire and cascade them downard on the battle field to drug everybody out. As Nitsuga's T-shirt suggest, drug men do not make enemies, they make friends. So as soon as the weed smoke began to descend upon the field, everybody will be too happy to pick up their guns. It's perfect.
I'll draw a picture once I have time.
Here's a short poem about it:
Guns and blood and gut they fly
Tanks and planes with satallite guide
But lo and behold the peace plane unload
Tons of burning weed on the field
Guns are dropped and people starred
Wide pupils and nostrils flaired
Inhaling smokes from the heavenly plane
Shutting down wars that fought in vain
Tanks turned into a RC toy
With druggy men playing like boy
No more blood and no more fight
All thanks to the peace plane's might!
So that's my idea of a peace plane, share some of your strange ones! :D Go imagination!!
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Redirect him to the "High Thread" someone please. I would but I am to busy waging weedless war.
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Belgium8305 Posts
- a big puppy that shits kittens - it's like a factory of cute
- some sort of device that can catch ghosts but only when they're doing illegal things because usually they're just catching ghosts because they're ghosts and i really don't think that's fair
- meat that looks EXACTLY like vegetables to make the life of vegetarians more exciting
- a thread that generates its own content and users so you can just lean back and go "man, that's a good forum"
i'll try to add more tomorrow, as you can see i am always full of good ideas i think i would make a pretty good scientist
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
ack >_< Yeah man I will. Whats your west ID so I can look for you specifically?
BTW: I made a play on "needless" aren't I fucking clever?
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lol didnt notice that needless play on words
clever bastard
anyways, i think cow has some pretty good ideas
ill add some of my ideas later
none of coming to me now ={
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Braavos36402 Posts
if there was a plane full of weed flying over your head who wouldn't shoot it and steal that shit
this is why your plane wouldn't be realistic, it'd be hijacked instantly
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On January 22 2007 17:54 Hot_Bid wrote:
if there was a plane full of weed flying over your head who wouldn't shoot it and steal that shit
this is why your plane wouldn't be realistic, it'd be hijacked instantly
Please no realism here!
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On January 22 2007 16:50 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Redirect him to the "High Thread" someone please. I would but I am to busy waging weedless war.
rofl !
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How about one day all the males on the planet except me vaporize, leaving me the power and responsibility to rebuild mankind.
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my idea is similar, but instead its an actual flying fortress with laser stun guns to pwn everyone. Also sleeping gas too.
When everyones out Id just steal their guns and then raise my own "peacekeeping" force and rule the world.
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On January 22 2007 20:26 Heen wrote:
How about one day all the males on the planet except me vaporize, leaving me the power and responsibility to rebuild mankind.
No
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My idea has nothing to do with world peace, because that's lame. So here's an idea I got while showering:
I was watching my almost empty bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo and I thought; Damn, that's the biggest hoax of all time. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not against using shampoo, I'm against its texture. Have you noticed that even when you can feel there's still some damn shampoo in there, it just won't come out? Shampoo company must make a lot of money off of that. Imagine. Let's say that in "empty" shampoo bottles(420ml), there's always at least 10ml worth of shampoo still lying there. So want do you do? Of course you'll throw the bottle to the trash and get a new one
WRONG. Don't do that. You only make the shampoo companies richer. On a small scall of one human being, 10ml of shampoo is nothing. But on the entire civilized human kind scall, that's a LOT of money. You have to buy 43 bottles of shampoo (assuming they are 420 ml ones) to really get 42. Now 42 bottles of shampoo is a lot, and you'll probably barely pass that in 2 years. But on a big a scale, it means big profits for the shampoo companies.
Solution? Put water in the remaining 10 ml of shampoo. It'll expand the duration of your shampoo bottle GREATLY. If you had 10 ml of water into 10 ml of shampoo, you still get a 20 ml of pretty good shampoo. So then we agree that we've tranformed our 420 ml shampoo bottle into a 430 ml one. So if you buy 42 bottles of shampoo and do that +10 ml trick each time, well, you just won a new bottle of shampoo my friend.
edit: I was high.
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
On January 22 2007 20:51 OctoPuSs wrote:
Solution? Put water in the remaining 10 ml of shampoo. It'll expand the duration of your shampoo bottle GREATLY. If you had 10 ml of water into 10 ml of shampoo, you still get a 20 ml of pretty good shampoo. So then we agree that we've tranformed our 420 ml shampoo bottle into a 430 ml one. So if you buy 42 bottles of shampoo and do that +10 ml trick each time, well, you just won a new bottle of shampoo my friend.
us asians have been doing that for years
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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Mine - Neurological file transfer: Many people would lose their jobs. (This isn't new but if someone can combine the medical profession with hardwiring.. The world will be a totally different place.)
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On January:53 GrandInquisitor wrote:Show nested quote +On January:51 OctoPuSs wrote:
Solution? Put water in the remaining 10 ml of shampoo. It'll expand the duration of your shampoo bottle GREATLY. If you had 10 ml of water into 10 ml of shampoo, you still get a 20 ml of pretty good shampoo. So then we agree that we've tranformed our 420 ml shampoo bottle into a 430 ml one. So if you buy 42 bottles of shampoo and do that +10 ml trick each time, well, you just won a new bottle of shampoo my friend. us asians have been doing that for years
ahaahahahahaahh
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On January 22 2007 20:53 GrandInquisitor wrote:Show nested quote +On January 22 2007 20:51 OctoPuSs wrote:
Solution? Put water in the remaining 10 ml of shampoo. It'll expand the duration of your shampoo bottle GREATLY. If you had 10 ml of water into 10 ml of shampoo, you still get a 20 ml of pretty good shampoo. So then we agree that we've tranformed our 420 ml shampoo bottle into a 430 ml one. So if you buy 42 bottles of shampoo and do that +10 ml trick each time, well, you just won a new bottle of shampoo my friend. us asians have been doing that for years
My mum always does that. Gotta be careful not to spill it everywhere though.
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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I thought everyone mixed in some water with the last bit of shampoo to get it all out? 
On a tangent, the peace plane idea reminds me of a certain episode 9 of Samurai Champloo (champloo sounds similar to shampoo--how clever, eh?) where a marijuana field gets set on flames by accident during a fight, causing everybody to just get high and stop fighting.
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