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Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-19 07:06:16
December 19 2005 07:04 GMT
#1
Im currently closing on becoming 20years(april 06)and the bad erections dont Occur as often as before. Anyway I got a story to tell about one of those... Gad was really embarrasing!

I often sleep over at my beloved girlfriends house in her very warm room. So i didnt use any quilt/blanket or anything.. Just me and my boxers. When my girlfriend woke up that morning she changed clothes and she sleeps in something like this:

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By stress or just random the slut french outfit ended up in her bed with me (I guess) and here's what happened.

I got cold and seached for something to cover up with.. My half awake retared ape state of mind took her stuff as a blanket.. Didnt help any I guess but I never woke up.

Hour later it was time to wake up.. Mother entered the room a little and called my name out 3-5 times as usual.. I didn't reply so she turned the light on.

There I was with the worst hard-on ever, covering myself in her dothers clothes, lol. And also awake becouse I woke up.. She didnt say shit and exited the room.

lol, I really hate bad erections.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28739 Posts
December 19 2005 07:07 GMT
#2
lol this one time I fell asleep at the airport when I was together with my family and when I woke up I had such morning wood it was crazy and everyone were looking at me
and then my parents and my brother were discussing sleeping on airplanes cuz they have a hard time doing that or at least my mom and then I was like im pretty much able to sleep anywhere and then my mom kinda laughed and said well at least I was most definitely asleep a little time ago

I usually flaunt my erections rather than get embarassed though.
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HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-19 07:12:39
December 19 2005 07:08 GMT
#3
One time my mom caught me jerking off with her expensive facial lotion.

Just kidding
lol @ you

Dude, actually, when I was at work once, I had a hard-on so I kept my hands in my pockets so it looked like just another lump in my pants. But someone said something about me looking like a thug with both hands in pockets, and it drew everyone's attention to my croch. I pulled my hands out of my pockets without thinking, and a few people notioced the erection. They just gave me a funny look and walked away, but I turned so red !
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
December 19 2005 07:12 GMT
#4
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Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
December 19 2005 07:12 GMT
#5
WTF.
LEt me get it straight.
She sleeps in a whory outfit
with a man
in the same house with her mother.

I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 19 2005 07:13 GMT
#6
Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28739 Posts
December 19 2005 07:18 GMT
#7
On December 19 2005 16:12 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
lol drone has a hard time lololol


yeah come to think of it it wouldve been more fun if I had said like "well I definitely don't have a hard time falling asleep" and then my mom had been like "haha yes you do" but that wouldnt have worked out in norwegian
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Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
December 19 2005 07:19 GMT
#8
Hhahaha that story is freakin' hilarious ;D
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
December 19 2005 07:23 GMT
#9
eri = oedipus
Im back, in pog form!
User11
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada481 Posts
December 19 2005 07:23 GMT
#10
hehe ,
this morning actually ... the girl im stayen with went to get me up. she wanted me to meet her mother. i stood up and yawned "TYLER" she turned around. i looked down and uhh shit haha , just laughed and said "wut"?
thanks to all who helped me get home and a big thanks to TL.net
pfff
Profile Joined May 2004
Belgium1352 Posts
December 19 2005 07:24 GMT
#11
On December 19 2005 16:12 Sfydjklm wrote:
WTF.
LEt me get it straight.
She sleeps in a whory outfit
with a man
in the same house with her mother.

I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.

you find that weird?
It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-19 07:30:37
December 19 2005 07:28 GMT
#12
On December 19 2005 16:12 Sfydjklm wrote:
WTF.
LEt me get it straight.
She sleeps in a whory outfit
with a man
in the same house with her mother.

I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.


Im just not any random dude, known the family for 2 years now and talked with her mother like with my own almost. It's not like a big secret - us having sex, duh. So what If she sleeps in a outfit like that?

In sweden, girls use sexy or cute/styled panties aswell.. I mean lol its private and wtf you really need to get a little more year 2000+.

Girls also use things like bikinis when going swimming.. my god?
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
December 19 2005 07:32 GMT
#13
id laugh if my gf used a thing like that, i just find them so unattractive
Im back, in pog form!
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
December 19 2005 07:34 GMT
#14
On December 19 2005 16:32 baal wrote:
id laugh if my gf used a thing like that, i just find them so unattractive


Really? I find it being rather neutral.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 19 2005 07:34 GMT
#15
The worst imo is popping one in school or riding in the car. I used to car pool with my buddy who was also a teacher at my school and stepping out of the car with a boner induced by a bumpy road is a shitty ass situation. Same with sitting in class and day dreaming about the awsome night before than realizing the bell rung and its time to "stand up" gawd damm that ssux >_<
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-19 07:37:45
December 19 2005 07:37 GMT
#16
On December 19 2005 16:28 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2005 16:12 Sfydjklm wrote:
WTF.
LEt me get it straight.
She sleeps in a whory outfit
with a man
in the same house with her mother.

I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.


Im just not any random dude, known the family for 2 years now and talked with her mother like with my own almost. It's not like a big secret - us having sex, duh. So what If she sleeps in a outfit like that?

In sweden, girls use sexy or cute/styled panties aswell.. I mean lol its private and wtf you really need to get a little more year 2000+.

Girls also use things like bikinis when going swimming.. my god?

Guys get erections...
My God!
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
December 19 2005 07:38 GMT
#17
On December 19 2005 16:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
The worst imo is popping one in school or riding in the car. I used to car pool with my buddy who was also a teacher at my school and stepping out of the car with a boner induced by a bumpy road is a shitty ass situation. Same with sitting in class and day dreaming about the awsome night before than realizing the bell rung and its time to "stand up" gawd damm that ssux >_<


lool yes, hate getting em in school, lucky me though, happenends 3 times a week max!
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11591 Posts
December 19 2005 07:38 GMT
#18
ditto with patriot
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
December 19 2005 07:40 GMT
#19
On December 19 2005 16:37 Sfydjklm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2005 16:28 Patriot.dlk wrote:
On December 19 2005 16:12 Sfydjklm wrote:
WTF.
LEt me get it straight.
She sleeps in a whory outfit
with a man
in the same house with her mother.

I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.


Im just not any random dude, known the family for 2 years now and talked with her mother like with my own almost. It's not like a big secret - us having sex, duh. So what If she sleeps in a outfit like that?

In sweden, girls use sexy or cute/styled panties aswell.. I mean lol its private and wtf you really need to get a little more year 2000+.

Girls also use things like bikinis when going swimming.. my god?

Guys get erections...
My God!


Well every embarrasing thing I have experienced is "shit happends". Look around in this thread and you will find that it can be fun to share memorys.. Now stop embarrasing yourself in this thread.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 19 2005 07:41 GMT
#20
Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.

IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.
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