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Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
November 24 2009 09:49 GMT
#61
o.o
wow this is full of depth and humor, a rare combination, thanks for the thoughtful laughs!
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
November 25 2009 04:09 GMT
#62
LOL part 2 so good

lings solve all your problems.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
G0dly
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States450 Posts
November 26 2009 18:03 GMT
#63
bravo, bravo

*claps*

The Emperor - The Genius - The Cheater - The Maestro
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-01 22:23:27
December 01 2009 22:16 GMT
#64
I imagine TS eLiot looks a little like White-Ra.

***

Time for PART III!
+ Show Spoiler +
III. THE FIREBAT SERMON

THE ladder’s ceiling is broken; the last pretenders of B
Clutch and sink into the second tier. The ghosts
Cross the ash world, unheard. The failed are departed.
Sweet games, play rabidly, till we end.
The ladder bears no empty strategies, shoddy execution,
Mis-micro, slain scouts, unblocked ramps,
Or other testimony of exhausted winter nights. The failed are departed.
And their friends, the chastised cheesers of ICCup ranks;
Departed, have left no mark.
By the rungs of the ladder I sat down and wept…
Sweet games, play rabidly till we end,
Sweet games, play rabidly, for I play not well or long.
But before me in a cold blast I see
The squelch of drones, and blue goon goo spread from map to map.

A terran rolled over the space platform
Pushing it’s decisive bulk over the map
While I was watching the dull standings thread
On a winter evening on my laptop
Musing upon the game my wraiths’ wreck
And on the battle my army’s death before that.
Red spots pinpointed on the forlorn ground
And bones nowhere to be found,
Rattled by the terran’s push only, game to game
But before me from time to time I see
The arrows change their hues, which shall bring
Fields to Kroon in the American morning.
O the moon shone bright on Mr. Fields
And on his macro
They squash their opponents with brute force
And toi have, teh sound of every1 whining in the thread!

Click click click
Tap tap tap tap tap tap
So quickly contrl’d
Fields

Unreal community
Under the brown fog of a dark swarm
Mr. Sun Yi, the surprise swarm
Unstopped, with a box full of tricks
f.9.1. China: laddered on sight
Asked us with gleaming eyes
To play the tournament outside of China
Followed by a weekend in Phuket with his winnings.

At the middle hour, when the blues and greens
Head ever upward from the cutoff, when the gaming engine waits
Like a unhatched lurker egg, throbbing waiting,
I rekrul, though insane, throbbing between two lives,
Spiting acid with deadly spines, can see
At the middle hour, the hours are closer
Than before, that bring us forty eight gamers home from the ladder,
The terranist home at the middle, clears out the zealots, sets
His contain, and lays out the covert ops.
In another game, perilously over-expanded
The overminder extinguishes the sun’s rays
Piles zerglings under swarm (with guardians above)
To meet zealots, dragoons, archons, and storming templars.
I Legionnaire, old man with wrinkled skills
Perceived the scene, and foretold the rest-
I too decided to play the ladder.
He, the young boy, long expected, arrives
A small red box’d player, with one good streak,
One over the low on whom the greats sit
As a face of white-ra to an artsy photo.
The time is now precious, as we know,
The grace period is ended, they are fast and smart,
Endeavors to climb through abuse
Which still are reported, and undesired
Are flushed and decided, all banned at once.
Truly great players encounter no defense;
Their vanity requires no response,
And makes a welcome of noobish strategies.
(And I Hot_Bid have fore suffered all
Enacted on this same ladder or star league;
I who have sat by this league below the surface
And walked among the lowest of the nongmin trolls.)
Bestows one final wonderful week and a half,
And we rush our way, finding the A ranks unlit…

We turn and look a moment in the thread,
Hardly aware of the latest movement;
Our brain allows one half-formed thought to pass:
‘This is hardly even done, and people are playing as if it’s almost over.’
When in passing we stoop to check and
Hang around the chart again, alone
We brush the strand of hair on the keyboard,
And look for improvements in records.

‘Advokate crept by me upon the ladder’
And along the hundreds, up the final stretch.
O Ladder ladder, I can sometime see
Beside a forum post in the standings thread ,
The pleasant whining of a 14 year old
And a clatter and a chatter from within
Where mods lounge at noon: where the heading
Of Pokerstrategy.com hold
Inexplicable splendor of liquidian white and blue.

The ladder sweats
Blood and goo
The players drift
With the turning tide
Flag icons
Vibrant
To the left, complementing the name
The race icons
Question marks
Up the A ranks
Past Morrow, Sen
Dimagaga aga
DIMAGA agagaga

Juan and Bojan
Among others
The groups being formed
A quiet line
Fading to blue
The brisk swell
Rippled all spots
Upheval
Carried upladder
The ingame music
Shut off
Mananana ana
MaNa anananana

‘Contests and dusty replays.
High apm killed me. A protoss and a zerg
Undid me. By Pusan I raised my game
Supine to my glowing tablet.’
‘My fingers are at the keys, and my other hand
At my mouse. After the game
I wept. I promised “a new start”.
I made no more comments. What should I do better?’
‘Macro.
I cannot execute
Nothing with nothing.
The broken dreams of sweaty palms.
My skills humble people who expect
Nothing.’
Oh well.

To the forums then I came

Writing writing writing writing
O Manifesto7 Thou not bannest me out
O Manifesto7 Thou not bannest

Writing
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StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
December 01 2009 23:09 GMT
#65
tree.hugger you are amazing... wow
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
December 02 2009 06:18 GMT
#66
I might not have hated poetry so much if we read this in high school instead of the original... no offense to T.S. Eliot.
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-02 07:44:49
December 02 2009 07:44 GMT
#67
On December 02 2009 15:18 Slow Motion wrote:
I might not have hated poetry so much if we read this in high school instead of the original... no offense to T.S. Eliot.


If you had to analyze this, I'd bet you'd have hated it even more...

But dude, I'm sorry High School English did this to you- you might like Billy Collins, he's clever, interesting, and spare - his style is nothing like that of T.S. Elliot.

That said, I kinda think Elliot is remarkable...
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-08 21:04:09
December 08 2009 16:29 GMT
#68
Part IV is here!

It's quite short.
+ Show Spoiler +

IV. DRAMA BY 12 NEXUS

GREGORY the Korean, a morrow past A+
Ignored the cry of foreign fans, and the well of hope
And the profit and loss.
A current under the forums
Picked his writings with flaming. As he hemmed and hawed
He passed backwards the stages of his age and youth
Entering the threads.
Outofcontrol
O you who flame the protoss and look to Koreanward,
Consider NonY, who was once handsome and tall as you.
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
nosliw
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2716 Posts
December 08 2009 19:46 GMT
#69
wow are you an english major? This is really epic!
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-15 00:06:36
December 14 2009 23:55 GMT
#70
Part V.

+ Show Spoiler +
V. WHAT THE LADDER SAID

AFTER the screen light white on sweaty faces
After the awkward silence in the op TSL
After the agony in sub-qualification places
The shouting and crying
Points and place and match-lists
Of storm and swarm over distant mountains
He who was in is now out
We who were watching are no waiting
With little patience.

Here is no order but only numbers
Numbers and no order and the iron ladder
The ladder climbing above the top performers
Which are mountains of numbers without order
If there were order, we should stop and think
Amongst the ladder one cannot stop or think
Games are won, and heads are in the sand
If there was only order amongst the numbers
Dead ladder hands of precarious grips that cannot hold
Here one can neither stand nor lie nor sit
There is not even safety in the upper reaches
But dry sterile numbers without order
There is not even solitude in the upper reaches
But red sullen faces sneer and snarl
From behind much-tapped keyboards
If there were order
And no numbers
If there were numbers
And also order
And order
An arbiter
An arbiter among the greats
If there were the hand of sanity only
Not the ladder
And players dodging
But the hand of sanity over a list
Where the hermit-nerd ranks on the paper
IdrA, Ret, Ra, Ret, Ra, IdrA, Ra, Ret
But there is no order.

Who is the one who loses to you?
When I count, there are only you and your opponent together
But when I look close up at the entries
There is always the same address losing quickly to you
Gliding wrapt in a different flag, hooded
I do not know whether a friend or stranger
— But who is that on the losing side of you?

What is that sound high in the air
Murmur of uneasy admiration
Who are those hooded hordes swarming
Over endless threads, stumbling in the cracked logic
Ringed by the bleak horizon only
What is the tournament over the mountains
Cracks and reforms and bursts in the periwinkle layout
Falling heroes
Yosh, Sarens, Advokate
ReasoN, DIMAGA
Unreal

An admin drew his black mark out
And wiped cheats of that ladder
And the community with disbelieving faces in the periwinkle layout
Nodded, and typed angrily
And crawled head downward down a blackened path
And upside down in air were heroes
Rolling conspirators, that kept the points
And numbers lie out of stricken match-lists and silent threads.

In this shining hole on the internet
In the screen light, the threads are crying
Over the tumbled graves, about the forums
There is the empty forums, only the cheater’s home.
It has no windows, and the door swings
BM can harm no one.
Only a sign stood on the rooftree
Oh no, oh no, oh no
In a flash of lighting. Then a sodden gust
Bringing more souls.

Hearts were sunken, and the excited creep
Waited for nourishment, while the black clouds
Sailed far distant, likely over Rekrul
The forum crouched, humped in dismay
Then spoke the thunder
GL
Friends; what have we given?
My friend, blood shaking my heart
That awful daring of a moment’s weakness
Which an backlash of anger can never retract
By this, and this only, we have existed
Which is not to be found in our obituaries
Of in memories draped by the beneficent bot
Or under dreams broken by the twelfth nexus
In our empty rooms
HF
Listen; I have heard the bracket
Fill in the tree once, and play once only
We think of the bracket, each in his spot
Thinking of the games, each confirms a champion
Only at nightfall, can disheartening disqualifications
Revive from now on, a battered dream
GG
Awake; The forum responded
Slowly, to the hand expert with mouse and key
The sea was never calm, or else your heart wouldn’t have responded
Quickly, when invited, beating obedient
To thrilling dreams

I sat at my screen
Typing, with the ladder behind me
Shall I at least set my scores in order?

TSL is happening, TSL is happening

Uoy now tuohtiw gniod gnihtyna.
Nehw llahs I eb eht ngierof awjnob— O ladder ladder
Eht ecnirp fo diuqil ot eht pot reddal
These dreams I have stored against my words
Why then It’ll fit you. HotBid’s mad again.
Good Luck, Have Fun, Good Game.

Ladder, Ladder, Ladder.


Done.
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20665 Posts
December 15 2009 03:49 GMT
#71
Epicccc
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
December 15 2009 04:57 GMT
#72
TS Elliot like this poem is best read outloud by someone that understands the cadence. Loved the finish. Thanks again!
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10831 Posts
December 15 2009 05:10 GMT
#73
LOL ok this thread needs to go into the hall of fame
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
December 15 2009 05:23 GMT
#74
Wow, great but also fucking loooooooooooooong.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Armathai
Profile Joined October 2007
1023 Posts
December 16 2009 10:06 GMT
#75
Awesome sauce, and it does need to go into the HoF of threads.
Looking for ArcticCerebrate formerly from @USEast
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 16 2009 10:11 GMT
#76
So amazing
Robinsa
Profile Joined May 2009
Japan1333 Posts
December 16 2009 10:18 GMT
#77
Amazing. Lots of work put into this. Good work!
4649!!
MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
December 16 2009 11:22 GMT
#78
awesome :DD
Progamerpls no copy pasterino
NiGoL
Profile Joined September 2008
1868 Posts
December 16 2009 11:31 GMT
#79
haha so nice...
http://www.twitter.com/NiGoLBW playing league on a competitive level
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
December 16 2009 17:58 GMT
#80
am i supposed to be reading this as if i was a black rapper with an intellectual voice such as mos def? cause thats how im reading this haha
troi oi thang map nai!!!
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