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Hmm, yup it must be MLG weekend again. You'd think after years of people getting banned for balance whine and caster bashing the world's supply of SC2 fans who don't understand TL rules would be exhausted by now. I mean there can't be that many people left who don't understand the rules or haven't been permed yet.
Unless....
+ Show Spoiler [Yup, NEW EPISODE!] +
TL Modship Enterprise
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The Planet of the Ban Clones!!!!
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The Planet of the Ban Clones!!!!
Captain Chill: Captain's log, Stardate 1923.7 the Teamliquid Modship Enterprise is exploring the uncharted EmElGee Cluster, investigating several mysterious incidents involving TL transport ships which had been discovered with all hands dead...
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Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: [in Lenard Nimoy voice] Captain, the final reports of the mysterious incidents have been transmitted from TL command.
Captain Chill: What were the final conclusions Commander?
Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: As best as TL scientists could confirm, it was as if the crew had been annoyed to death. A curious development.
Captain Chill: What kind of fiends could be responsible for this?
Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: Captain, I suggest we investigate the nearest class M planet.
Captain Chill: Agreed, Mr GMarshal lay in the course!
Ensign GMarshal: [in Russian accent] Aye Cwaptain! Cwourse lwaid in.
Captain Chill: Helm, take us out!
Lieutenant Intriuge [in Sulu voice] AYEEEE Caaaptain!
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Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: Captain, something ahead!
Captain Chill: On screen!
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Captain Chill: Dear lord, what is that?
Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: Captain, it appears to be a planet whose surface is 75% covered in shit.
Captain Chill: My God, what happened here?
Lieutenant Ares[Effort]: [in a sexy lady's voice] Captain, incoming communication!
Mysterious communication: Captain Chill, you shouldn't have come here. You should have left us alone! Now you will pay the price!
Captain Chill: Who is this!? What did you do to the crews of those freighters!?
Lieutenant Ares[Effort]: The communication has gone silent captain.
Lieutenant Intriuge CAPTAIN! Incoming ships. Hundreds of them are launching from the surface of the poo planet!
Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: Unknown configuration, their weapons appear to be powered.
Captain Chill: On screen!
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Ensign GMarshal: My gawd cwaptain, there's a hhole fwleet out there!
Captain Chill: Engineering, full power to sheilds!
Commander Kwark [In scottish accent[ Aye Captain, full 'ower to 'he sheild!
Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: Incoming fire captain!
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Captain Chill: Damage report!
Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: Almost no physical damage, however the rays appear to be intensely annoying. Curious.
Doctor ETT: Sick Bay to the Bridge, captain we can't take much more of this!
Captain Chill: Understood doctor!
Doctor ETT: Damnit Jim, we'll all be annoyed to death!
Captain Chill: Full power to the weapons! Fire!
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Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: They're taking damage! But there are many of them captain!
Ensign GMarshal: Arrggg, eets sooo annoyiing cwaptain!
Captain Chill: Fire all banoton torpedo!
Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: That appears to have destroyed the armada sir! On screen now!
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Captain Chill: Sick bay, casualty report!
Doctor ETT: One dead sir, crewman Motbob.
Captain Chill: Damn! Scan the planet commander!
Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: There appears to be a cloning facility down there captain, creating soldiers out of raw poop. They are in essence shit people.
Captain Chill: What about that message?
Lieutenant Ares[Effort]: It appears to have come from one ship that escaped during the battle sir. We are unable to trace it.
Captain Chill: Fire all weapons at the planet, we have to destroy that poo facility!
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Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: We're slowly having an effect sir.
Commander Kwark Sir, if we keep this up, 'he engines will o'erheat sir!
Captain Chill: Keep going Mr. Kwark!
Commander KwarkI CAN'T DOO IT CAPTAIN. I DOOON'T 'AVE THE POWER!!
Lieutenant Commander SirJolt: Sir, the planet is breaking up.
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Captain Chill: Wll that takes care of that. Ares, send word to Admiral Plexa of our encounter. Mr. GMarshal, take us out of orbit.
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Captain Chill: Captain's log, Stardate 1924.1 We've destroyed the poop soldier cloning facility and banalized the dick armada. TL is safe for now, but are left with more questions, who was the mysterious figure, and why was he cloning shit?
Join us next time for more adventures of the TL Modship Enterprise!
