EPTWhen did he send that? PMs count as posts? What's the background behind this epic rage post?
We need to contact his sponsors. + Show Spoiler +
*sarcasm
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Heh_
Singapore2712 Posts
When did he send that? PMs count as posts? What's the background behind this epic rage post? We need to contact his sponsors. + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Cokefreak
Finland8095 Posts
Hahahaha! That's one angry nerd. | ||
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cLAN.Anax
United States2847 Posts
Bahahahahaha, this guy is too good. X-D | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37058 Posts
If you really analyze this PM, he's sort of hitting on you KwarK :/. Probably wants to ask you out but he's too shy so he's being defensive and insulting you Allow me to decipher this PM: I think your faggot , IP ban me for life then Obviously he is stating that he wants you to get rid of his TL.net account because he feels like there is a wall there between you and him that he wants to get rid of. He doesn't want an online relationship, he wants a personal one. The IP ban will ensure that all his hopes about developing a connection with you through TL will diminish completely and he can now look forward to developing an actual relationship through human contact. i dont even visit your shitty site, since your in the UK i can assume your one of those faggot stereotypical computer nerds who work down at the uni comp shop, i would bash u in real life EZ. He then goes on to explain that he doesn't visit the site. But he never mentions that he doesn't visit your profile page. He says that you are a faggot from the UK who works at a uni comp shop. Clearly indicating that he's tried to search for you in hopes of finding out where you live and where you work. He wants to "bash you in real life". You seem very power hungry but guess what your shitty powers do not work on me i am not a computer nerd who will suck moderator dick to get,,,,,, Well this one is pretty self explanatory. Your powers don't work on him but he mentions sucking a moderator's dick. Now notice he doesn't mention which moderator, but it seems pretty clear whose dick he wants to suck. i dont even know what man what the fuck is the use of you people. Goodbye faggot, im not coming back to team liquid. What do u nerds call this? "bad Manner" ? Get laid. Now here is the clencher. The first sentence is incoherent and barely understandable. Clearly he was frustrated because he didn't know how to end this PM so he had too many ideas going off in his head. But in the next sentence, he gets it together and finishes with that he's not coming back to TL. This means that he's done trying to find you on a website and wants to meet you in real life. He understands that his bad manner will warrant a mod action but he's also hoping that it will warrant you wanting to find him personally. He ends with "get laid." Which means he is hopeful that in the near future.. you'll find "someone" and get laid. | ||
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
On September 19 2012 02:19 cLAN.Anax wrote: Lurk for eight years. Get banned. Send KwarK angry PM. Bahahahahaha, this guy is too good. X-D He's clearly not mad, either. His superiority is massively obvious from how calm and collected he was about it. | ||
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kollin
United Kingdom8380 Posts
On September 19 2012 02:24 SeeKeR wrote: If you really analyze this PM, he's sort of hitting on you KwarK :/. Probably wants to ask you out but he's too shy so he's being defensive and insulting you Allow me to decipher this PM: Obviously he is stating that he wants you to get rid of his TL.net account because he feels like there is a wall there between you and him that he wants to get rid of. He doesn't want an online relationship, he wants a personal one. He then goes on to explain that he doesn't visit the site. But he never mentions that he doesn't visit your profile page. He says that you are a faggot from the UK who works at a uni comp shop. Clearly indicating that he's tried to search for you in hopes of finding out where you live and where you work. He wants to "bash you in real life". Well this one is pretty self explanatory. Your powers don't work on him but he mentions sucking a moderator's dick. Now notice he doesn't mention which moderator, but it seems pretty clear whose dick he wants to suck. Now here is the clencher. The first sentence is incoherent and barely understandable. Clearly he was frustrated because he didn't know who to end this PM so he had too many ideas going off in his head. But in the next sentence, he gets it together and finishes with that he's not coming back to TL. This means that he's done trying to find you on a website and wants to meet you in real life. He understand his bad manner will warrant a mod action but he's also hoping that it will warrant you wanting to find him personally. He ends with "get laid." Which means he is hopeful that in the near future.. you'll find "someone" and get laid. I see no holes in that analysis. MLG should hire you immediately for their analysis board. | ||
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cLAN.Anax
United States2847 Posts
 Toast. I think you've got a contender for "Best Ban." Gotta admit, this one's pretty special.  | ||
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Cokefreak
Finland8095 Posts
On September 19 2012 02:24 SeeKeR wrote: If you really analyze this PM, he's sort of hitting on you KwarK :/. Probably wants to ask you out but he's too shy so he's being defensive and insulting you Allow me to decipher this PM: Obviously he is stating that he wants you to get rid of his TL.net account because he feels like there is a wall there between you and him that he wants to get rid of. He doesn't want an online relationship, he wants a personal one. The IP ban will ensure that all his hopes about developing a connection with you through TL will diminish completely and he can now look forward to developing an actual relationship through human contact. He then goes on to explain that he doesn't visit the site. But he never mentions that he doesn't visit your profile page. He says that you are a faggot from the UK who works at a uni comp shop. Clearly indicating that he's tried to search for you in hopes of finding out where you live and where you work. He wants to "bash you in real life". Well this one is pretty self explanatory. Your powers don't work on him but he mentions sucking a moderator's dick. Now notice he doesn't mention which moderator, but it seems pretty clear whose dick he wants to suck. Now here is the clencher. The first sentence is incoherent and barely understandable. Clearly he was frustrated because he didn't know how to end this PM so he had too many ideas going off in his head. But in the next sentence, he gets it together and finishes with that he's not coming back to TL. This means that he's done trying to find you on a website and wants to meet you in real life. He understands that his bad manner will warrant a mod action but he's also hoping that it will warrant you wanting to find him personally. He ends with "get laid." Which means he is hopeful that in the near future.. you'll find "someone" and get laid. Probably the best post-ban PM analysis I've seen so far. | ||
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Promethelax
Canada7089 Posts
On September 19 2012 02:24 SeeKeR wrote: If you really analyze this PM, he's sort of hitting on you KwarK :/. Probably wants to ask you out but he's too shy so he's being defensive and insulting you Allow me to decipher this PM: Obviously he is stating that he wants you to get rid of his TL.net account because he feels like there is a wall there between you and him that he wants to get rid of. He doesn't want an online relationship, he wants a personal one. The IP ban will ensure that all his hopes about developing a connection with you through TL will diminish completely and he can now look forward to developing an actual relationship through human contact. He then goes on to explain that he doesn't visit the site. But he never mentions that he doesn't visit your profile page. He says that you are a faggot from the UK who works at a uni comp shop. Clearly indicating that he's tried to search for you in hopes of finding out where you live and where you work. He wants to "bash you in real life". Well this one is pretty self explanatory. Your powers don't work on him but he mentions sucking a moderator's dick. Now notice he doesn't mention which moderator, but it seems pretty clear whose dick he wants to suck. Now here is the clencher. The first sentence is incoherent and barely understandable. Clearly he was frustrated because he didn't know how to end this PM so he had too many ideas going off in his head. But in the next sentence, he gets it together and finishes with that he's not coming back to TL. This means that he's done trying to find you on a website and wants to meet you in real life. He understands that his bad manner will warrant a mod action but he's also hoping that it will warrant you wanting to find him personally. He ends with "get laid." Which means he is hopeful that in the near future.. you'll find "someone" and get laid. you are a very insightful individual and the things you say are, by the laws of logic, true. | ||
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neoghaleon55
United States7435 Posts
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Jaaaaasper
United States10225 Posts
On September 19 2012 02:24 SeeKeR wrote: If you really analyze this PM, he's sort of hitting on you KwarK :/. Probably wants to ask you out but he's too shy so he's being defensive and insulting you Allow me to decipher this PM: Obviously he is stating that he wants you to get rid of his TL.net account because he feels like there is a wall there between you and him that he wants to get rid of. He doesn't want an online relationship, he wants a personal one. The IP ban will ensure that all his hopes about developing a connection with you through TL will diminish completely and he can now look forward to developing an actual relationship through human contact. He then goes on to explain that he doesn't visit the site. But he never mentions that he doesn't visit your profile page. He says that you are a faggot from the UK who works at a uni comp shop. Clearly indicating that he's tried to search for you in hopes of finding out where you live and where you work. He wants to "bash you in real life". Well this one is pretty self explanatory. Your powers don't work on him but he mentions sucking a moderator's dick. Now notice he doesn't mention which moderator, but it seems pretty clear whose dick he wants to suck. Now here is the clencher. The first sentence is incoherent and barely understandable. Clearly he was frustrated because he didn't know how to end this PM so he had too many ideas going off in his head. But in the next sentence, he gets it together and finishes with that he's not coming back to TL. This means that he's done trying to find you on a website and wants to meet you in real life. He understands that his bad manner will warrant a mod action but he's also hoping that it will warrant you wanting to find him personally. He ends with "get laid." Which means he is hopeful that in the near future.. you'll find "someone" and get laid. Well played, the truth has come out! If only people could admit their feelings more openly, tl would be a better place. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Sovern was just temp banned for 2 weeks by GMarshal. That account was created on 2011-03-17 07:19:54 and had 288 posts. Reason: Ah, yes, the inevitable great and logical post about religion, lumping all religious people into a single group and flaming them, thus showing your moral superiority and more open minded nature! Right on, GMarsh :D I actually noticed him from the free will thread haha... I popped in to comment on a post of his--thought it was a perfect harmless little statement, really. and then he starts on this bit about crazy armchair philosophers, the color of his poop (brown or green) with regard to how people are too overly deconstructionist or analytical, and having anal sex with his girlfriend the other day and loving it ;____; | ||
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Wuster
1974 Posts
So I get why he was banned, what I don't understand is why Fuhrmaaj wasn't even warned. I mean he couldn't even bother to read a 2-line OP before (baselessly) ranting and trolling. Is it just because it was a rather useless thread? | ||
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NicolBolas
United States1388 Posts
Jesus Christ. Is he permmed now? Oh wait, let me check... MarZ was just banned by heyoka. That account was created on 2004-09-10 15:20:57 and had 2 posts. Reason: Upgrading to perm. Congratulations! Oh good. He will not be missed. | ||
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aRyuujin
United States5049 Posts
On September 19 2012 11:12 NicolBolas wrote: Jesus Christ. Is he permmed now? Oh wait, let me check... Oh good. He will not be missed. what's the record for longest existing account to be permed? IE this one existed for like 8 years before being permed | ||
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sylverfyre
United States8298 Posts
On September 19 2012 12:51 aRyuujin wrote: what's the record for longest existing account to be permed? IE this one existed for like 8 years before being permed Probably this one. It has the advantage of being so recent of a ban, after all. | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On September 19 2012 02:24 SeeKeR wrote: If you really analyze this PM, he's sort of hitting on you KwarK :/. Probably wants to ask you out but he's too shy so he's being defensive and insulting you Allow me to decipher this PM: Obviously he is stating that he wants you to get rid of his TL.net account because he feels like there is a wall there between you and him that he wants to get rid of. He doesn't want an online relationship, he wants a personal one. The IP ban will ensure that all his hopes about developing a connection with you through TL will diminish completely and he can now look forward to developing an actual relationship through human contact. He then goes on to explain that he doesn't visit the site. But he never mentions that he doesn't visit your profile page. He says that you are a faggot from the UK who works at a uni comp shop. Clearly indicating that he's tried to search for you in hopes of finding out where you live and where you work. He wants to "bash you in real life". Well this one is pretty self explanatory. Your powers don't work on him but he mentions sucking a moderator's dick. Now notice he doesn't mention which moderator, but it seems pretty clear whose dick he wants to suck. Now here is the clencher. The first sentence is incoherent and barely understandable. Clearly he was frustrated because he didn't know how to end this PM so he had too many ideas going off in his head. But in the next sentence, he gets it together and finishes with that he's not coming back to TL. This means that he's done trying to find you on a website and wants to meet you in real life. He understands that his bad manner will warrant a mod action but he's also hoping that it will warrant you wanting to find him personally. He ends with "get laid." Which means he is hopeful that in the near future.. you'll find "someone" and get laid. Good god thats amazing. | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On September 19 2012 02:24 SeeKeR wrote: If you really analyze this PM, he's sort of hitting on you KwarK :/. Probably wants to ask you out but he's too shy so he's being defensive and insulting you Allow me to decipher this PM: Obviously he is stating that he wants you to get rid of his TL.net account because he feels like there is a wall there between you and him that he wants to get rid of. He doesn't want an online relationship, he wants a personal one. The IP ban will ensure that all his hopes about developing a connection with you through TL will diminish completely and he can now look forward to developing an actual relationship through human contact. He then goes on to explain that he doesn't visit the site. But he never mentions that he doesn't visit your profile page. He says that you are a faggot from the UK who works at a uni comp shop. Clearly indicating that he's tried to search for you in hopes of finding out where you live and where you work. He wants to "bash you in real life". Well this one is pretty self explanatory. Your powers don't work on him but he mentions sucking a moderator's dick. Now notice he doesn't mention which moderator, but it seems pretty clear whose dick he wants to suck. Now here is the clencher. The first sentence is incoherent and barely understandable. Clearly he was frustrated because he didn't know how to end this PM so he had too many ideas going off in his head. But in the next sentence, he gets it together and finishes with that he's not coming back to TL. This means that he's done trying to find you on a website and wants to meet you in real life. He understands that his bad manner will warrant a mod action but he's also hoping that it will warrant you wanting to find him personally. He ends with "get laid." Which means he is hopeful that in the near future.. you'll find "someone" and get laid. Oscar Gold! | ||
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Jaaaaasper
United States10225 Posts
HAYPROISGAYPRO was just banned by Waxangel. That account was created on 2012-09-20 03:13:39 and had 1 posts. Reason: hmmmm That guy can go away and never come back. + Show Spoiler + I had something far more profane typed, but common sense prevailed | ||
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Cokefreak
Finland8095 Posts
On September 20 2012 03:22 Jaaaaasper wrote: That guy can go away and never come back. + Show Spoiler + I had something far more profane typed, but common sense prevailed Actually he doesn't even deserve this much attention. | ||
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