I fucking hate dota sometimes.

Sand king feeds courrier 2 seconds in, says, "I don't care, not playing seriously, we lost anyway."

Has to play 40 minutes 4 v 6, and we could of won game if he decided to play and stop feeding at any point. But nah, why try, we lost anyway, Sand King made sure of it.

PoulsenB

Poland7735 Posts

November 05 2015 10:50 GMT

#28322

Constantly getting matched with 4-stacks who pick those classic "no damage, no teamfight, no depush" lineups which make you lose the game regardless of how well you are playing as a carry/midlaner.

Also people begging for mid cause they randomed Lina, who then proceed to lose the lane.

smh

GiveMeYourtTots

990 Posts

November 05 2015 11:55 GMT

#28323

Can anyone here explain to me where mid slark originated from? Becasue by simply looking at this hero I don't see why going mid with slark would be viable with his extremely weak laning phase and need for farming early on. Every time I see a mid slark it always ends up with him either feeding or not feeding but not getting any farm what so ever.

B.I.G.

3251 Posts

November 05 2015 13:21 GMT

#28324

people were capable to cooperate together and bring down fucking mammoths and sabre tooth tigers thousands of years ago and now they fucking cant event win 5v3!!! I swear dota 2 is like a social experiment to show us how all how fucking incapable we are of the simplest fucking team coordination

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

November 05 2015 15:27 GMT

#28325

Completely retarded feeding doom who has no idea what he's doing? Check. Brown boots->vlads? Check. Feeds every fight without even using doom or anything at all? Check.

Ufnal

Poland1435 Posts

November 05 2015 15:53 GMT

#28326

On November 05 2015 03:16 ahswtini wrote:
are u rly asking why ppl just intentionally feed the courier/themselves, as if this was some revelation?

It's something I am unable to comprehend. Also never happened to me, worst there was was hiding in the trees and afk.

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

November 05 2015 16:30 GMT

#28327

2-10 feeding axe 4-17 feeding brood. rage abandoning sb. another great game! I LOVE THE 3K MMR BRACKET <3 FEEDERS AND RUSSIANS <3 EVERY GAME <3

Seriously though it's hilarious how bad this game is for solo queuing. Literally a coin toss every game. The team that gets the least amount of feeders with zero map awareness wins.

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

November 05 2015 18:52 GMT

#28328

Another game. This time we lost because our fucking moronic idiot retard russian whore Huskar decided to throw a won game by feeding several times. Another excellent game in other words.

TRAP[yoo]

Hungary6026 Posts

November 05 2015 20:50 GMT

#28329

5k bracket is the same...
after 1 week of mostly decent games cancer has caught up to me once again. after losing !1! fight both NS and WK sold all their items and bought 50 sentries each...we had a 10k gold advantage at that point...

PoulsenB

Poland7735 Posts

November 05 2015 21:12 GMT

#28330

I completely zone out enemy offlane DP as Ogre to give my Sniper freefarm. I leave him alone for 15 secs to pull (he keeps pushing the lane), he dives the tower and feeds first blood to the DP. Then he proceeds to buy shadowblade first, no boots, no nothing, and feeds repeatedly. SK jungles a 9:30 blink and doesn't land one good ult or stun with it. Mid SF feeds and goes shadowblade 25 minutes in when they already have dust and gem. Meanwhile enemy WR, LS and DP get massively fed and destroy us.

fun game

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

November 05 2015 21:56 GMT

#28331

Yay another game where our safelane decides to feed early for absolutely no reason. This time our carry was a retarded bloodseeker who fed and had no farm the whole game. I keep them permanently in base with furion for ages until they finally push my team down like it's a house of cards.

GiveMeYourtTots

990 Posts

November 05 2015 22:27 GMT

#28332

Why can't Valve have some kind of requierment for decent internet for dota 2? It's actully ridiculous that every single (yes, every single fucking one) game is paused because someone disconnects. Sure, not every disconnect is to due internet but I would be fine with having a pause due to graphic bug or whatever, but you know when it's shitty internet and when it's not, it's always these eastern eu trash with hardly working third world internet causing these pauses.

Can't we just let western people with functioning internet and computers play this game?

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

November 06 2015 04:44 GMT

#28333

On November 06 2015 05:50 TRAP[yoo] wrote:
5k bracket is the same...
after 1 week of mostly decent games cancer has caught up to me once again. after losing !1! fight both NS and WK sold all their items and bought 50 sentries each...we had a 10k gold advantage at that point...

For me you get a weeks worth of good games overall, people cooperative, no stupid picks, and then a week full of trolls, feeders and dumbasses and you then lose for a week. Same in 5k?

Germany4057 Posts

November 06 2015 10:42 GMT

#28334

everytime someone picks alch in my team i have the urge to punch him in the face

TRAP[yoo]

Hungary6026 Posts

November 06 2015 10:55 GMT

#28335

On November 06 2015 13:44 the bear jew wrote:

Show nested quote +

For me you get a weeks worth of good games overall, people cooperative, no stupid picks, and then a week full of trolls, feeders and dumbasses and you then lose for a week. Same in 5k?

yah its the same

PoulsenB

Poland7735 Posts

November 06 2015 11:45 GMT

#28336

On November 06 2015 19:55 TRAP[yoo] wrote:

Show nested quote +

yah its the same

Same in 2-3k bracket, win 10 games, lose 10 games.

Narw

Poland884 Posts

November 06 2015 16:35 GMT

#28337

On November 06 2015 07:27 GiveMeYourtTots wrote:
Why can't Valve have some kind of requierment for decent internet for dota 2? It's actully ridiculous that every single (yes, every single fucking one) game is paused because someone disconnects. Sure, not every disconnect is to due internet but I would be fine with having a pause due to graphic bug or whatever, but you know when it's shitty internet and when it's not, it's always these eastern eu trash with hardly working third world internet causing these pauses.

Can't we just let western people with functioning internet and computers play this game?

There is already server for bads, it's called US.

B.I.G.

3251 Posts

November 06 2015 19:30 GMT

#28338

On November 06 2015 19:42 75 wrote:
everytime someone picks alch in my team i have the urge to punch him in the face

why? (im noob)

Laserist

Turkey4269 Posts

November 06 2015 22:10 GMT

#28339

Nerf alch-doom so that I'd never see them in my whole life. Ty

Next game? Opponent pick alch-doom AGAIN!. Dota 2 is so fun. I'll insta close after this game.

I closed the game. Alch-doom played like shit, oracle also plays like shit but he actually feeds, buy 30 sentry wards and place them in front of our base. -50 freemmr and frustration.

dbssaber

United States193 Posts

November 06 2015 22:28 GMT

#28340

God I hate when people abandon games. Last night I CRUSHED mid as OD, turned a 3v1 gank into a triple kill, Huskar is doing well top and Drow is at least not dying bot, but then Lion gets killed once, ragequits and abandons, and Beastmaster starts running in 1v3. So at this point the game becomes effectively 3v5, we lose our CC, we can't stop Ursa from Roshing and they get megas after no one else decided buyback would be useful at 35+ minutes