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Please remember that while this thread is for QQ and venting about the game, racism is not tolerated here on LD.
Rodrak
Profile Joined October 2013
United States165 Posts
March 10 2015 19:06 GMT
#25881
I had BKB on a different key bind than normal as QoP, I blinked in, pressed my normal BKB button and did my combo. I got Lion Ulted into hex, almost lost us the push, good thing my team isn't hopeless like I am.
I also spent the next 30 seconds after I died typing in all chat REPORT QOP, I guess you just need to laugh off some mistakes.
BigO
Profile Joined December 2011
Sweden956 Posts
March 10 2015 20:03 GMT
#25882
2 games, 2 smurfs in my team that did not belong in my games. Both died alot, one I managed to carry, the other one was to heavy (+ also really poor attitude). I have proceeded to report all smurfs I find in my games, most of them suck and they always "need" to have mid/carry, thus making the games really, really hard. It's getting out of hand though, if I check everyones dotabuff after the game, there is always at least one smurf everygame, usually more.

So a tip for everyone smurfing, if you really wanna raise your mmr, play better, your mmr will increase rather fast if you are actually better then the people you are playing with. Oh and you also won't ruin the games of like 1000 people on your way to calibrate your mmr.
Deathmanbob
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2356 Posts
March 10 2015 20:42 GMT
#25883
I random KOTL so a guy on our team goes PL

He then buys bottle first item......
No Artosis, you are robin
HighTimeDotA
Profile Joined May 2014
Canada1412 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-10 21:16:05
March 10 2015 21:10 GMT
#25884
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/6988608/matches

everygame atleast 2 completely awful players and most of the time its the mid. its like the dota gods want to punish me for randoming and raping everyone early game.....

best part some idiot 5.5k player sees my shit 4.8k mmr and bets sf arcana to 1v1 me. I killed him at lvl 3 and he just runs away and blocks me lmao.
rtz is like the Bieber of dota, true Canadian treasure.
the bear jew
Profile Joined August 2014
United States3674 Posts
March 11 2015 03:00 GMT
#25885
I first pick juggernaut, get 3 carry picks, last pick lina after we ask for support and lina goes, "i'm not a support, I'm a nuker."
DeMoN pulled off a Miracle and Flies to the Moon
FHDH
Profile Joined July 2014
United States7023 Posts
March 11 2015 03:26 GMT
#25886
On March 11 2015 12:00 the bear jew wrote:
I first pick juggernaut, get 3 carry picks, last pick lina after we ask for support and lina goes, "i'm not a support, I'm a nuker."

I love this line. Yeah MMO roles totally exist in Dota.
После драки кулаками не машут (Don't shake your fist when the fight is over)
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
March 11 2015 06:15 GMT
#25887
New shrapnel is the most broken shit. It sucks playing against all the retards who've been playing Sniper because they thought it'd be like playing CoD and trying to get by in lane until they realize they have a free kill into my idiot team not picking initiation because we desperately needed that 5th hard carry going offlane to not farm and be a burden
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
FHDH
Profile Joined July 2014
United States7023 Posts
March 11 2015 08:03 GMT
#25888
I decide I'm gonna try Viper offlane. Seems reasonable. Pick him first.

Our team = zero supports (including last-pick Tide who of course wanted to *also* farm offlane and not buy support items). And we get a Jungling Doom. And I am against a trilane with Riki, SD, and ES.

Guess the outcome.
После драки кулаками не машут (Don't shake your fist when the fight is over)
sch0n
Profile Joined January 2012
Norway81 Posts
March 11 2015 08:20 GMT
#25889
Played a game yesterday in which our Enigma BlackHole'd a bloody Morphling Replicate on our own Elder Titan, only him as well. What the actual fudge?

Another game brought forth the spectacle of a mid-Invoker getting Midas only after 26 minutes, not finishing another item. Come on!
Hey-o! What's up, bitches!
Exoteric
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia2330 Posts
March 11 2015 12:14 GMT
#25890
i don't tryhard nearly as much anymore and i've dropped something like 500 mmr in the last month. down at the level where we get non-ironic jungle naix pickers who are very surprised to see od get a mek.
hell is other people
xAdra
Profile Joined July 2012
Singapore1858 Posts
March 11 2015 15:56 GMT
#25891
Just lost 50 mmr trying to learn batrider

Note to self: never learn heroes on ranked. Idk what possessed me to do that...

Also, dat feeling when it's a pivotal fight and you blink straight onto a lion's Earth Spike. #commitsepukku
DinoMight
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States3725 Posts
March 11 2015 16:28 GMT
#25892
On March 11 2015 17:03 FHDH wrote:
I decide I'm gonna try Viper offlane. Seems reasonable. Pick him first.

Our team = zero supports (including last-pick Tide who of course wanted to *also* farm offlane and not buy support items). And we get a Jungling Doom. And I am against a trilane with Riki, SD, and ES.

Guess the outcome.


Jungling Doom should have its own, separate QQ thread -_____-;;


Yesterday I played with a BloodSeeker who just jungled. The whole game. Literally, the whole entire game Didn't join any team fights at all. In fact, our ancient was under attack, and he was still jungling. Just jungled and flamed all game.

What the actual fuck...
"Wtf I come back and find myself in camp DinoMight all of a sudden, feels weird man." -Wombat_NI
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-11 16:38:13
March 11 2015 16:38 GMT
#25893
On March 12 2015 01:28 DinoMight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2015 17:03 FHDH wrote:
I decide I'm gonna try Viper offlane. Seems reasonable. Pick him first.

Our team = zero supports (including last-pick Tide who of course wanted to *also* farm offlane and not buy support items). And we get a Jungling Doom. And I am against a trilane with Riki, SD, and ES.

Guess the outcome.


Jungling Doom should have its own, separate QQ thread -_____-;;


Yesterday I played with a BloodSeeker who just jungled. The whole game. Literally, the whole entire game Didn't join any team fights at all. In fact, our ancient was under attack, and he was still jungling. Just jungled and flamed all game.

What the actual fuck...

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"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Sn0_Man
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Tebellong44238 Posts
March 11 2015 16:39 GMT
#25894
the funny thing is that whenever I watch good players they without fail ignore a substantially larger number of fights than I do in favour of split pushing or farming.
LiquidDota StaffSCIENTISTS BAFFLED | 3275929302
harodihg
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
Japan1344 Posts
March 11 2015 16:43 GMT
#25895
Food for thought - high Mmr players that stream more often than not play stupid meme popular heroes like troll and jugg which are better at split pushing and more capable of winning 1v5 than a lot of other heroes in the game
Agh's ult sniper: Sniper locks eyes with target unit, immobilizing them in horror as he turns the gun on himself. Channeled, lasts 5 seconds.
Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
March 11 2015 16:46 GMT
#25896
This is a qq about one guy. I had troll jungle, we have a PA safe, slark mid etc... and the team constantly fight against an undying, veno, DP, morph and rubick. Even without looking at the game it is very apparent to me that we shouldn't fight until we have some items.

But no ofc, my team haz to fight. After a series of unfavorable trades, I gave up saying "just farm, don't fight" and farmed my essentials items to man fight their cores. It is not that I afk junglde 30 mins, I exploded on their dual offlane with a double kill before 10 minutes etc..
After they grab kills, they 5 man like a boss into our T1 towers and took them down easily without too much resistance other than a few occasional feed. At the same time I rammed some of their towers, execute a favorable fight to proceed to a shadow blade which helps me to grab some kills.
I constantly told the team that we can out farm them if we start pointless fights and use our superior late game dps since I know their morph is not farming well and I can easily 1v1 their cores even with 1-2 of their supports around.

After 2 consecutive roshan takes, some skirmish we manage to execute a bad fight which costs us mid raxes and 2 t$ towers and some hits on ancient. Then this retard Slark start talking about farming is bad and we lost the game because we didn't fight 5 man against their line-up etc...
I muted him at that point since he had no clue about the game. Because the farm that PA and I have keeps us in the game(I can man fight morph and DP in team fights). Later on we overwhelm their cores, had a good fight into taking down 3 raxes + ancient in a row. I deliberately unmuted slark to get his pro opinion about how farming is bad considering I bash the hell outta them with my 1k+ critics and he said "there is nothing pro in farming non-stop, blah blah *nonsense gibberish*"

The game took so much of my energy that I don't commit another game after that. So ridiculous to have those players in my team has no sense of playing dota.
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
Kmatt
Profile Joined July 2011
United States1019 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-11 19:17:25
March 11 2015 19:16 GMT
#25897
On March 12 2015 01:39 Sn0_Man wrote:
the funny thing is that whenever I watch good players they without fail ignore a substantially larger number of fights than I do in favour of split pushing or farming.


One of the major reasons this often makes more sense is that
A) If I'm playing some farm-dependent carry, teleporting myself to a losing fight to be a glorified creep is not likely to change much. For every out-of-hammerspace triple kill cleanup, there's ten "WHYY do u go in????" "?????" "??"

B) When the entire game is happening far away from you a ricing carry can really get a lot done. Say the enemy team has to devote all five of themselves to pushing a lane and fighting my team+a tower, then playing Mexican stand-off if they don't have a big initiation, a good 5 minutes of investment. Meanwhile in top lane I roll through 4 creep waves of solo exp and gold, afk kill a tower, port home, buy an expensive item and be back in time for supper.
We CAN have nice things
Velzi
Profile Joined June 2012
Finland659 Posts
March 11 2015 19:32 GMT
#25898
some random pub asked me if im puppey smurf because of my enigma plays. Never smiled that hard honestly, the satisfaction at its best

well it was an anti-qq but still had to share it somewhere. I guess i edit my next real qq here then:>
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you to their level and then beat you with experience. http://www.dotabuff.com/players/115305822 https://yasp.co/players/115305822
Nevuk
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States16280 Posts
March 11 2015 19:46 GMT
#25899
On March 12 2015 04:32 Velzi wrote:
some random pub asked me if im puppey smurf because of my enigma plays. Never smiled that hard honestly, the satisfaction at its best

well it was an anti-qq but still had to share it somewhere. I guess i edit my next real qq here then:>

http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/the-tavern/479445-good-feelings-in-dota?page=last
the bear jew
Profile Joined August 2014
United States3674 Posts
March 12 2015 00:41 GMT
#25900
The support that won't buy wards and then buys them, drop them in the well and says if carry's want vision they can place them. Can I get non retards for a change?
DeMoN pulled off a Miracle and Flies to the Moon
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