EPT- You are one of the best Terran fighting forces in the Koprulu Sector, so please behave yourselves.
That means no smoking in armor.
And that also means no racy images on armor either.
Hellions and Hellbats are not to be used for barbeques
Marauder grenade launchers do not make for good ping pong ball launchers. And vice versa
Siege Tanks do not make good ping pong ball launchers as well.
Spiking kids candy with StimPacks is a bad idea. They cause cerebral deteroiation, grand mal seizures, internal hemorhaging, insommia , weight loss, paranoiac hallcuinations and other effects. You want that to happen to children!?
Reaper Combat Stims? Just no.....
Widow Mines do not make good pets to give to children or crazy cat ladies
Even if it's funny to see them being blown up by a missile
To whoever rigged a Cyclone's Typhoon Missile Pods to discharge it's entire missile load. Congratuations, now report to the MPs for arrest.
The Kel-Morian Combine's motto is 'Real Men Drill Deep', not 'Just dig until our miners mutinty.'
Nuclear air to air missiles on Liberators...Yeah, Enlightened Dynamics had the same idea for Vikings until they realized how much it costs to decontaminate the area every time it is deployed.
Brawndo is not a subsitute for your approved stims.
Yeah, pouring Brawndo into the nearest Zerg Spawning Pool and seeing what happens is not the best of ideas. Even Abathur was not impressed.
We ceased Neural Resocialization for a reason.
Yeah, whoever had the idea of putting in false memories of hugging kittens covered in spikes onto the Marines in your unit using Resoc tanks, you are under arrest.
Do not call the Medivac Dropship a 'heal bus'. Just don't.
'Pew-Pew' is not an appropriate name to comission a Battlecruiser. Even if it's an accurate description for the firing sound of a Battlecruiser's weapons
"Cruisy McCruiserface" is also not an appropriate name to comission a Battlecruiser.
Ravens should be used for survelliance, not to stalk your own personal enemies.
Or put an Auto-turret in their house through their window.
Just because Protoss military units have shields does not mean that you can duct tape Protoss to your vehicles as improvised armor
Ghosts can't fuse into Archons like Protoss Dark Templars and High Templars , not even if they attempt the Fusion Dance from Dragon Ball.
No, Ghosts do not have to call out their psionic techniques before using them.
Neither do the female Ghosts have to give a speech invoking friendship, love and justice and how they are going to punish the enemies of the Terran Dominion before entering combat
To whoever managed to knock out Nova, dress her up in a sailor fuku with a too short skirt, high heeled boots and style her hair in odangos and pigtails, here's the coordinates for the nearest Umojan Protectorate word and a 30 second head start.
