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Lings of Liberty: The Rise of the Patchzergs - Page 5

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Intox
Profile Joined February 2011
Norway62 Posts
December 03 2012 19:36 GMT
#81
Great work OP, it's about time this mindless, micro hindering shit spell is removed from the game. Boring as hell, does way to much damage and is to hard to dodge or counter. I shouldn't have to spend countless actions splitting to avoid zerg pressing F and winning the game. And Blizzards "solution" is laughable at best, hire someone that actually plays the game, cause they obviously do not.

Thanks for spending the time to actually write a proper post about it.
pprrii
Profile Joined September 2012
Russian Federation216 Posts
December 03 2012 19:36 GMT
#82
Jesus, this graphics is like screaming about Zerg being strongest and easiest race.... Thx for nice read.
ZenDeX
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Philippines2916 Posts
December 03 2012 19:36 GMT
#83
On December 04 2012 04:34 rtem wrote:
as I zerg Im kinda hoping blizzard would just axe fungal and maybe IT too and give something thats actually interesting in return

Blizzard removed KA from the game entirely and changed energy mechanics on a lot of units after the beta so I don't see how they won't be making drastic changes again anytime soon.
sHt_
Profile Joined January 2011
France239 Posts
December 03 2012 19:37 GMT
#84
This is fucking brillant, awesome read, thanks for this.
In Blizzard's imaginary world, players sit at home devising plans to maximize the usage of destructible rocks (c) Ver
Depetrify
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
978 Posts
December 03 2012 19:38 GMT
#85
And Queen Range.. fuck that. I miss the days where MMA would kill a zerg alone with 2 reapers in the beginning of the game. Specifically on Tal'Darim :D
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
December 03 2012 19:38 GMT
#86
i wonder if the other high point on the graph where foreigners beat koreans would be in pvp, which most consider to be a toss-up (early on, maybe not so much anymore).
schimmetje
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands1104 Posts
December 03 2012 19:39 GMT
#87
It all makes sense now. Of course you've just fanned the flames which seems slightly.. unnecessary, but you seem to have had fun doing it so well done.
Change to MY nostalgia? UNACCEPTABLE! Monkey paaaw!
JazVM
Profile Joined October 2012
Germany1196 Posts
December 03 2012 19:39 GMT
#88
Cum grano salis.
mind mind mind mind mind mind
Iodem
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1173 Posts
December 03 2012 19:39 GMT
#89
Wasn't Orc in WC3 buffed so Grubby could compete with Koreans?
If you don't like it, you can quit.
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
December 03 2012 19:40 GMT
#90
I write this article and expose this unpleasant truth as a plea to Blizzard: I beseech you, leaders of the mighty empire, to strengthen fungal growth even more. Indeed, your wise patches have propelled legions of white Zergs to previously undreamed of results. However, there is an unintended side effect: what happens when almost all the high Korean finishers are Zerg too? Yes, infestors lower the ZvZ skill ceiling so that much that it even lets patchzergs beat GSL champions occasionally;

[image loading]

Occasionally?
@KawaiiRiceLighT
yoshi245
Profile Joined May 2011
United States2969 Posts
December 03 2012 19:40 GMT
#91
I like the titles of the writeup itself along with certain sections of the actual writeup. It's clever marketing like that, that sticks interest for a sap like me.

Offtopic IE: I never watch or care for Alex Jones and all the stuff he rags about, but each time I hear about FEMA for whatever reason, no matter how little I ever hear of it. I think of one of his documentaries aptly titled - Police State 4: Rise of FEMA. That shit sticks in the back of my head for good or bad, it's a damn clever title.
"Numbers speak about the past, not the present." -Thorzain
Kasu
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom345 Posts
December 03 2012 19:41 GMT
#92
Interesting read. At least, until you went all Blizzard anti-Korean conspiracy.
T.O.P. *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Hong Kong4685 Posts
December 03 2012 19:41 GMT
#93
On December 04 2012 04:40 KawaiiRice wrote:
Show nested quote +
I write this article and expose this unpleasant truth as a plea to Blizzard: I beseech you, leaders of the mighty empire, to strengthen fungal growth even more. Indeed, your wise patches have propelled legions of white Zergs to previously undreamed of results. However, there is an unintended side effect: what happens when almost all the high Korean finishers are Zerg too? Yes, infestors lower the ZvZ skill ceiling so that much that it even lets patchzergs beat GSL champions occasionally;

[image loading]

Occasionally?

Stephano may be a foreigner. That doesn't make him a patchzerg.
Oracle comes in, Scvs go down, never a miscommunication.
Enel
Profile Joined April 2012
Sudan430 Posts
December 03 2012 19:42 GMT
#94
ye i stop watching tournaments quicker and quicker each time, made it to the round 2 of ipl, i hope my interest in sc2 will not disappear completely by the time HotS comes out.
Go Sudan
malaan
Profile Joined September 2010
365 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-03 19:43:17
December 03 2012 19:42 GMT
#95
http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Ver/sc2/funnyarticle/new/real/secondary/rsz_since_mlg_anaheim_korean.jpg

LMAO at that picture. WOW.

They can't be this ignorant. What stats does david kim read? look at that picture, it tells more than 500 million words.

Stephano is definitely not a patch zerg. He was an incredibly skilled player far before people where even considering the current patch being imbalanced.
akademikx
Profile Joined November 2012
37 Posts
December 03 2012 19:42 GMT
#96
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


who's the girl?
Flonomenalz
Profile Joined May 2011
Nigeria3519 Posts
December 03 2012 19:42 GMT
#97
Pretty much covered everything.

As a Masters Zerg, I don't use Infestors in any match up any more (muta micro till I die). It's just not fun to play SC2 that way, even if it means my win rate is suffering.
I love crazymoving
Iodem
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1173 Posts
December 03 2012 19:42 GMT
#98
On December 04 2012 04:40 KawaiiRice wrote:
Show nested quote +
I write this article and expose this unpleasant truth as a plea to Blizzard: I beseech you, leaders of the mighty empire, to strengthen fungal growth even more. Indeed, your wise patches have propelled legions of white Zergs to previously undreamed of results. However, there is an unintended side effect: what happens when almost all the high Korean finishers are Zerg too? Yes, infestors lower the ZvZ skill ceiling so that much that it even lets patchzergs beat GSL champions occasionally;

[image loading]

Occasionally?

Yes, then said patchzerg loses to a korean that hasn't had a single major tournament win in his life.
If you don't like it, you can quit.
m0ck
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
4194 Posts
December 03 2012 19:43 GMT
#99
The biggest irony is that the example of the white poster-boy is of African descent.
Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
December 03 2012 19:43 GMT
#100
On December 04 2012 04:42 akademikx wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


who's the girl?


Soe
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
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