EPTTerran,
Now Kerrigan used to be a Terran tactician,
Now eradicating us is her penultimate mission,
And we can't win this war by signing petitions,
Shooting, stabbing, are the only worthy professions,
Mass slaughter is the only tactic worth erudition,
Tell me otherwise, when a thousand Zerglings come running,
Brain aneurysm in the form of fascism,
It's humans verse the world on this side of the schism,
So how come we make armies solely out of supplies,
But SCVs are given shitty armor and die,
And don't tell me it's because Battlecruisers can fly,
Socioeconomic differences don't take flight,
Jim Raynor, patriot, reporting for duty,
Receival of next operation seems unlikely,
Turned rebel by officials, latent product of greed,
Can't stop me even though I'm one fucking Marine?
Fighting on an empty stomach so it's harder to breathe,
But so full of Stim Packs it's like caffeinated disease,
Can't die today, I'll leave it till tomorrow,
The wait is over, time to blow, system operational,
The laser pointer glows, death perfected,
Move your workers out the way, nuclear launch detected,
Burn your house down cuz our firefighters are mental,
To our planet, this war don't even count as a battle,
Cuz an Ultralisk wouldn't last a day in the hood,
This is Earth, motherfucker, lemme show you what's good,
Zerg,
Faster than Olympians but simpler to breed,
Lings take over the world but they ain't Chinese,
And your fifty millimeter rifle can't do shit,
Cuz a Hydralisk will fucking melt it down with its spit,
Spitting acid, take you on hallucinate trips,
Ain't a Templar but you're about to see me timed by six,
Think you're better at genocide, come and try my race,
I was born from a centipede to blow up your base,
Born inside of a building made of toxic waste,
Where the air I fucking breathe is the smoke you blaze,
Consensual, tyrannical, dictator regime,
Unanimous, readiness, to hack and bleed,
Slave to the Overmind like an addict submerged,
I'll fuckin' rape, pillage, murder, in the name of Zerg,
Protoss,
I'm a man of zealotry, and in my religion,
Two blades systematically cut you to ribbons,
Serve the holy fire and my brain is wired,
To scream when I die My fuckin' life for Aiur,
I'll purposely rip out my abdomen,
To reincarnate as your king and kill myself again,
Upend, your civil order, and slaughter your women,
Fuck your attempts at war, this is Armageddon,
The gods you worship serve in our infantry,
And your goddesses our prostitutes in times of peace,
My discipline ain't something you can obtain overnight,
And it's what'll get you murdered if we happen to fight,
I'm a carrier, pregnant, should've forced me a pill,
Cuz I'm a maniac, training my children to kill,
Think that's bad, have a reaver take my place,
He'll tape his babies to a bomb and chuck them into your base,
Your workers harvest minerals and vespene gas,
My units run on crystal meth and extracted hash,
The method of assassination is psionic,
Kill Zerg parasites with telepathic antibiotics,
Power overwhelming's, become a pandemic,
Thousand years old, but we're far past cryogenics,
Cybernetic Core, fuse my soul to a dragoon,
Open anti-matter cannons on your lax platoon,
The embodiment of doom to arachnophobics,
Quadrupedal, spittin bombs like a fuckin bulimic,
Still gotta erase my race's stigmas,
Till then my comrades, Adun toridas.
Shoutout to James and Jaewoo (IMHwasin and WarpKush) who follow this site religiously and will probably read this! :D
