Just after new maps got out i got the following:

Him: What map is this?
Me: Slag pits
Him: No, whats the name of this map?
Me: Its "Slag pits"
Him: No, no, thats your mommas name.

Thought that was pretty creative. He continued to be a dick throughout the game and when i rolled him with MMM he had to resort to less creative bm like "You Fag, your race is IMBA"

EggYsc2

620 Posts

April 07 2011 15:32 GMT

#442

my teamate was bming me in game
this was after
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knightwulf

Canada174 Posts

April 07 2011 15:53 GMT

#443

a confusing in game message i got was in my 2nd qualifier match ever. a long time ago.
1v1 (after played through the campaign and unranked games)

steps of war tvt i have one base and so does he i have mmm with stim and go up his ramp and i use fancy micro with the marines..(barely any just sout and shoot, MKP style! )

Him: why are you even playing me?
me: this is my 1v1 qualifiers match?
him: you lying, people only get this good after they have played 1000games (he had played over 200 games atm)
me: thank you?
him: i dont know why they keep pinning me against diamond players (he is silver)
him: get a life.
him: gg
Me: gg

i was so new i didnt know what bm was... and i am pretty sure that this kinda isnt bm. I felt so grand after he thought i played 1000games and a gg. also the next qualifying round i was vs a
terran and on crossfire i send an scv after my supply depot... as soon as it gets up his ramp he goes "ok fine :@" and quit. he was gold. I was now a wildy confused nub. happy ending i won my next two qualifiers and was placed in plat

cOoLiD

Canada168 Posts

April 07 2011 15:59 GMT

#444

On April 07 2011 21:50 Dhalphir wrote:
This particular BM continued over the course of an entire game so I don't have any screenshots, just a replay instead.

had me rolling in stitches by the end.

I've played this guy three times already, and every game he always bms me >_>

Darneck

Sweden1394 Posts

April 07 2011 16:07 GMT

#445

On April 06 2011 18:00 shinarit wrote:
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On April 06 2011 15:38 AbeToss wrote:
After I win a PvZ, my opponent tells be I suck and play an imbalanced race, I prod for more rage...

You: lol
daverice has reconnected.
You: ill take that as a compliment thanks
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daverice: you are so bad, seriously, just sit on 3 base and then just amove and win?
You: yea 3 base toss is unstoppable man, dude i could beat idra with it
like a boss
actaully i was just playing with one hand
daverice: you don't scout all game, just turtle and amove and win
dude, you're bad, just admit it
You: man because my play is so imba
its impossible to beat
daverice: your play is bad, your race is imba
get it right retard
You: this game must be broken
i think blizzard should nerf me
what do you think?
daverice: i think you should quit playing toss and be a little bitch, go play a real that requires skill actually
You: what if i told you, man you just macro off of 6 base and then just kill me, thats so imba
what would you say?
daverice: i was on 5 bases and i still couldn't kill you
You: hmmm
whats that say about you?
daverice: because your race can just sit on 3 base and own a ton of bases fucking tard
You: =]
man i love it when people fed me rage like this
your making my day

Edit: Then I give him the link to this thread...

You: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=175960&currentpage=22
just thought you might want to take a look
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daverice: congrats, you must feel good about yourself
you should post the replay and see what people think of your bad play
scrub
You: thats a great idea!
The player is ignoring you.

Wait it doesn't end there!

daverice: oh wait, you're probably not gonna post it beacuse all the things i said is true
don't scout, just sit on 3 base, turtle, and just amove with 0 micro
You: keep it coming man, this is awesome
The player is ignoring you.

You do realize you didnt say anything that would prove him wrong, right? And that he IS right? You sit on 3 base while he is on any number of bases and still you can a-move to win? That just happened in the famouse TSL cruncher vs idra game1... so totally understandable rage, nothing confusing here.

Depending on how quickly the bases were taken, 5 bases doesn't have to be superior to 3. It takes around 30 workers to saturate a base fully and you usually only make 80-90 workers at a maximum that means that you will only saturate 3 bases and if the bases were taken quickly enough that you can still mine from all 3 bases, having 5 bases will only ensure you having an economy for longer and a bit more gas.

I hate all this talk about omg, 3 bases vs 5 bases and he still won, he shouldn't have a chance blablablabla.

pandaminion

United States270 Posts

April 07 2011 20:30 GMT

#446

Today I was told that "zergs r noob on close spawns." After I had demolished his army with Baneling-Roach.

I'm not sure whether he means that I play like a noob on close spawns, or that Zerg is too easy on close spawns. Either one is pretty wrong though.

rna

United States41 Posts

April 07 2011 20:34 GMT

#447

My name is rna.

I laughed for like a full minute after he did this because it was so random and I was nearing the end of like a four hour session.

Kuzmorgo

Hungary1058 Posts

April 07 2011 23:47 GMT

#448

just now, i had this guy, he was T, me P (we both randomed). So i was planning on 2 gate expo, with robo for obs, cause its ladder u know, every second player goes 2-port cloacked banshee. So anyway, i went forward to clear the watchtower, but i was a noob, and lost a lot of units, because he was moving there as well. So i cancel my already started expo, ff my ramp, add more gates, 'cause im contained and what else could i do. And i camp an obs below my ramp, to see what he does. He expos to my nat!!! Ok, I think hes gonna build a PF, and im building up immortals, and waiting for the cc to finish, so he can't cancel. I push down, kill all his units, kill his cc, and by that time, my second observer reaches his base, and guess what, he expoed to his nat as well!!! I'm like wtf lol, a-move and win, and he says: "One-basing noob" or something like that.:O

I think the whole story is funny, thats why i wrote it down.

TL;DR:
1. he contains me on 1 base
2. he then expands to my nat and his nat as well!!
3. he calls me a one base-ing noob when i kill him:D

I mean, i guess its a pretty usual case of BM

NexUmbra

Scotland3776 Posts

April 07 2011 23:55 GMT

#449

you werent loss

Lysenko

Iceland2128 Posts

April 08 2011 07:44 GMT

#450

Wound up in a ZvP on Delta Quadrant. I often open with 7RR because I have lots of trouble with 4 gates and I can often catch up economically if it doesn't work out.

Anyway, he scouted it:

And I killed him:

He pretty much summed up how I feel about 4 gates, so I guess we're even.

pararin

Finland35 Posts

April 08 2011 09:33 GMT

#451

This is my all time favorite:

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ReasoN-

Germany145 Posts

April 08 2011 10:36 GMT

#452

In the recent past, and today, I played against some terran players, which were creating command centers all over the map, lift them up and spread them all over the map, while there lost already. Today a Player wasted 20 minutes of my life doing this.

I think this is pretty BM

strills

Australia27 Posts

April 08 2011 13:11 GMT

#453

Me: Lol you keep sending Marines?

Him: SHUT UP!

Atleast send marauders. I am using BANELINGS their counter is MARAUDERS.

FUCK YOU

leaves

I tease him in chat after. I tell him to stop sending Marines against Banelings.

That win got me from rank 9 to five in my division. I am currently the best in my division with 11 wins and 275 points. First has 77 wins ans 516 points. Tyrador Tango. I will hopefully be getting a promotion soon =)

ondik

Czech Republic2908 Posts

April 08 2011 17:33 GMT

#454

i was just called "HORNY motherfucker".. I mean, really? Have to say it made me laugh irl

Zorgaz

Sweden2951 Posts

April 08 2011 17:45 GMT

#455

So i met this guy random guy who got T.

When i killed his entire army and nat he typed. gg and then he typed ''has left the game''.

But then he continued to play. So i went in and started killing his main.

He typed ''has left the game'' once more and then waited until i killed all his building.

The 2nd one really made me laugh ^^.

http://img862.imageshack.us/i/datdude.png/

piemo18

Italy68 Posts

April 08 2011 18:52 GMT

#456

On April 07 2011 03:53 han_han wrote:
I'll never get respect.
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that guy is pretty right

On April 09 2011 02:45 Zorgaz wrote:
So i met this guy random guy who got T.

When i killed his entire army and nat he typed. gg and then he typed ''has left the game''.

But then he continued to play. So i went in and started killing his main.

He typed ''has left the game'' once more and then waited until i killed all his building.

The 2nd one really made me laugh ^^.

http://img862.imageshack.us/i/datdude.png/

lol that happened to me too last day! plus he started to to the mighty rage missclick-unpause-surrender by spamming pauses xD

raynpelikoneet

Finland43270 Posts

April 09 2011 01:47 GMT

#457

this was so funny. sad i didn't get the whole "conversation". ^_^

dave333

United States915 Posts

April 09 2011 07:35 GMT

#458

lol so some guy trying to get the collossi/voidray death ball. i kill his third then while hes killing my third his collossi were totlaly open since he went zealot void ray collossi -___- so I roflstomped those, corruptors killed voidrays, and i outrun zealots to his base and kill him.

he then goes on saying:

"amazing ua re so bad
so bad
in fact, you abuse zerg OP
u trash
LOL
baddie up/ me>u Lololozlol"

i had a lot of BM today about zerg being OP. Coming from protoss players.

I just have to lol at it.

Mithriel

Netherlands2969 Posts

April 09 2011 09:36 GMT

#459

Dont know if its awesome, but apparently

"protoss becoming the ruin of this game"
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