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On April 02 2011 00:26 OldBamboo wrote:Show nested quote +On April 01 2011 13:08 Budmandude wrote:
Forge first opening vs. 15 hatch on typhon and yes, he did leave all of his drones running into the pylons after the cannon was finished... So cannon rushing is called a "forge first opening" now? Lulz. I'm not complaining about cannon rushing; do all the cheese you want. Cheese is risky and can (always?) be defeated if non-cheesing player reacts well. If I lose to a cannon rush then shame on me for not spreading my overlords and not reacting correctly. I'm just laughing at your semantic games.
Oh no! I can't believe you were able to unmask me as a low-brow player. I was trying so hard to cover myself in a shroud of phraseology outside the lexicon in use for my real plans and you saw right through it! So did you use an abstract sytax tree to find out that I would have cannon rushed a pool first zerg on a map where 15 hatch is the common opener, or are you actually Noam Chomsky?
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I main zerg but I was inspired by Liquid`Tyler's showing in the TSL, so I hopped on my Protoss account "tossmyprotos" and decided i'd try out Tyler's +2 Timing Push.
My first attempt at it went okay, upgrades were obviously not timed perfectly. I finished up 2 and 2 w/ zealot legs around 14:30 into the game and at around ~15 minutes I hit the Terrans Natural.
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He responds with some very tasteful BM....
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I though it was kinda funny how he was making Banshees' and vikings trying to blind counter my colossi that didn't exist.
Thanks Tyler!!! 
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It's nothing spectacular, but I'm just really proud to finally get some nice bm to me, I don't get it enough and I love it.
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Silm: Good luck
Other: utoo
(what basically happened is that I was a dick and chronoed two zealots towards his base on xel'naga caverns into a contain, while I got 3 bases up and just sat there, I could have walked in at any point probably at the end, but if you're ahead, get further ahead, I had an observer over his army too.)
Other: imba ff
Silm: damned straight
(at this point he drops my third but I see it coming and warp in, also, I decided that this was my queue to push, with a lot of supply in those drop ships at my third)
Other: what a looser
Silm: I don'tlike using skill you see
Other: i think u have no skiull
Other: auto attack
(he leaves, then decides to chat it up in private message)
Other: when u learn to play
Other has reconnected.
Other: re match
becouse it too easy
Silm: Wouldn'tI beat you even more then? Or can't I use protoss then?
Other: omg
u win all ur games ith 4gate
or abuse random ff
i know
Silm: Nope, I play only protoss.
But I didn't 4gate this game though.
Did a 2gate expand.
Other: omg
why u use toss?
oh yes
Silm: Well, I have no skill.
Other: al newbie use becouse is easy
Silm: Yeah
pretty much.
Other: at least
Silm: I think it's blizzard way of pleasing noobs.
Other: i am better then u
Silm: Afraid to lose customers and all.
I wouldn'tbe surprised.
Protoss is really easy, just get a couple of sentries, press g for guandian shield and f for forcefield and a-move fromthere.
Just get double forge and get those upgrades rolling with chronoboost and you basically always win with a zealot/sentry composition.
I love getting random bm, especially when they are right, I zealot rushed him and just abused forcefields to keep him in and out-expand and did the patented 2xForge, no skill, nothing. Highest tech I got were 4 observers, it's just so delicious to play a race where you can beat his T3 units by just using two T1 units and just pressing g before you engage.
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After some shockingly effective early ling pressure (not a 6-pool), he responds with this:
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That's the first "get a girlfriend" rage I've received in a while, lol.
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I like looking through this thread and see how long it takes me to find someone I know in it, took about three pages this time to find Vei.
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I played a random 2v2 on kathydran depths (is that how you spell it?) for my placement. I proceed to single-handedly roll them after they kill my partner. I remark that it was pretty funny I was beating them 1v2, when suddenly, the terran goes "I don't see how it was funny though... its Starcraft... if you are a noob at life... then I can see that" and ragequits.
I inform him that I am, in fact, not a noob at life, but he has blocked me.
I pm his partner and tell him that the terran was really annoying. He informs me that they are roommates. -_-
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This morning I decided to spend my small bonus pool in 1v1, so I got onto ladder. My first game was a PvP with my opponent favored. I groaned inwardly at the loading screen because I never win PvP. So, at the beginning, I say "gg" because there's no way I'm going to win. He proceeds to leave the game immediately and set me on ignore shortly after.
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So I log on to play some public custom games and I'm matched against a P. I'm random and roll zerg. After an uneventful 14 minutes (other than a failed 2 gate zealot pressure), he comes out with a small void ray/gateway army that I smash. As I'm overrunning his base, he spouts something about me having a gold base all along and calls me a "macro nerd". (He still gg'ed though, so... polite BM?)
Some things to keep in mind: I was floating 2K mins and 800 gas at the end. My third base was started 15 minutes into the game. I'm in plat and not very good with macro, so this was actually all a compliment.
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The entire chat log:
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The kicker is he messages me to add a few choice words in after the game. You'll have to read them yourself:
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On April 02 2011 05:43 Wrongspeedy wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On March 19 2011 21:04 Pulz wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2011 15:25 Sensator wrote:Played a game against Serenity, where I basically out macro'd and 1a'd into his base when he had like 3 sentries sitting at the front of his army and no collosi. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/TBSvu.jpg) Then I proceed to open a chat with him to see if I could bait some more angst from this kid. You: u mad? Serenity has reconnected. Serenity: you mad i told you you sucked lol You: you lost Serenity: cuz you know its true yeah cuz lag i dont play toss You: excuses excuses Serenity: i was master zer g your bad You: 1046 games played and you're still shit you lost haha how do you feel Serenity: your diamond shit how do you feal You: you lost and you're 'masters' that means you're terrible uninstall Serenity: banned for harrasment noob You: hahaha you must be 10 you lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lostyou lost Serenity: go shel out another 60$ noob You: OH NO YOU REPORTED ME EVEN THOUGH YOU STARTED HARRASING ME IN THE GAME ahahahah grow a brain 10 year old Serenity: in game there is no harrassment enjoy ba nnnn You: i will enjoy ba Serenity: nntras You: my ba will be glorious Serenity: your slower then bronse zergs lol You: 1046 games played and you lost to 250 games played and you say i'm bad rof Serenity: im masters your diamond bad You: but i beat you... Serenity: so i bead axslav and your trash You: rofl Serenity: so i win your bad You: i'm sure you beat axslav Serenity: no more talk You: aww you mad so son and by the way 30 roaches and 20 hydras, not 20 roaches but you must be lind blind Serenity: still trying to prove your self? sad noob You: obviously you don't know what power droning is Serenity: cuz you made that term up You: serenity can you please coach me because you're so much better Serenity: or got it from husky the trash
this is so going in the tl rage thread 
Serenity: hope so
Serenity has disconnected.
My favorite is:Serenity: so i bead axslav Serenity: im masters your diamond bad You: obviously you don't know what power droning is Serenity: cuz you made that term up Serenity: or got it from husky the trash Stop playing this game. People like you destroy the community. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes people rage after a loss. But you instigated that and tried to tick Serenity off. Honestly the one game you won doesn't make you a better player and your attitude afterwords turns people away from the game, and sets back your own growth as a player. Seriously if you have a problem with someone, just don't talk to them and they probably won't talk to you, and if they insist you can just block them. Write that down and tape it to your monitor, your not the only one who does it, we could all do a better job dealing with a little in game frustration.
ive played serenity in random games like 10 times, and even when ive all ined him or won by luck he's never once bmed..
at the very most after an all in he goes "sigh, gg"
You provoked him and were very much a douchebag, why would you post bm when you started off being a total asshole ill never understand
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The best BM I have ever experienced was late beta, after I crushed a terran.
Can't remember it 100%, but it went something like this
Him: You think you'r pro just because you beat me?
Me: No?
Him: Stop lying, you fat fuck
Me: rly?
Him: Your life sucks, your lonely, your gf probably beat you up!
Me: How did you know?
He leaves.
I had a good laugh= )
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man, i hardly ever seen bm...i actually don't think i've had somebody rage at me in months. last time i saw somebody rage was when i was helping my gold league buddy play.
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Funny thing happens everyday...
In the beginning of the match..
Him: I bet you're going for viodray build
(when I'm only at 12-13 supply with a gateway and a gas)
Me: Lol why?
Then, he Thor rushed me with 4-5 marines and 5-6 scvs repairing which I cleared them off with 4 zealots, 4 stalkers and 2 voidrays..
Him: typical
Him: I can't even be bothered
Him: you're shit
and off he left the game....
I only went for the build he suggested and beat him... is that wrong? 
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I was behind after some failed attacks. I saw he had no overseer so warped in a bunch of dts that ate up his army. 5 mins later at the end of the game:
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After a 3v3 random:
"I don't know what's worse....
that you noobs just massed tier 1 units
or that we lost to it."
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Just started laddering again, Terran still imba^^
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TvT 20 minutes in I send a small wave to thin out his seige tanks and gauge his strength.
The next 20 minutes (16 of which he was just floating a command center away in a corner while I talked to him and messed around) were pure bitching and moaning.
A partial transcript follows:
--wo i cant believe im losint to a stiming faggot like u
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=battle cruisers lol
(after finding his supposedly secret hide out I stimmed into it right past his empty bunkers)
=want some more stim?
--lul no skill//yeah your macros terrible and your micros pretty bad. you won't get very far//haha
=so you lost because?
--made a mistake
=how gracious of you//and modest.
-didn't realize u were such a stim noob//most people don't play that badly.
=again, you're the one without.. anything.
-haha forever bronze
=silver actually, but I'm getting better pretty quickly//although I think i'm at a small incline or a plateau where i just can't break into gold
=you're right I need much improvement//any tips?
-dontBLAHBLAHBLAHfaggotBLAHBLAHBLAHsodomizemymotherBLAHBLAHBLAH right before he leaves he says you still suck.
He was just a gold player and i'm guessing a lot of cheese. All he had tactically was an attempt at blue flame hellion drop and a single reaper. I expanded faster and more often- then I made the production facilities to spend the income. I was hitting supply milestones minutes before he was.
I just didn't think he was that bad, I overanalyzed and thought there was a hidden attack that would counter as soon as I went heads first into his siege thresher.
But no. No attack. He just sucked.
And for my own personal statement- I didn't just have stim. I had stim, combat shields, 3/3 upgrades on both my marines and my tanks (not to mention thors).. I had everything he had except a large attachment of vikings that showed no use. 14 vikings against 2 cloaked banshees I made for map control.. and a few medivacs which were well behind 60 marines.
His shit evaporated and with it his decency.
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On April 02 2011 09:36 Rettet181 wrote:After some shockingly effective early ling pressure (not a 6-pool), he responds with this: + Show Spoiler +That's the first "get a girlfriend" rage I've received in a while, lol.
Someone did the "get a girlfriend" rage yesterday, while my girlfriend looked over my shoulder.
She: "tell that idiot one girlfriend is enough!"
I loled so hard
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i played ladder yesterday and was so hardcore confused.
one toss did a 4 gate and build all his gates right at the choke, i scouted it with a ling !! made some spines and mass lings, killed his army and then his base. he had no probes left so i thought he might try to make a new base somewhere else :D but unfortunately he placed his probes all over the map and made pylons, 1 at a time so i had to spread out and kill them ... while i did that he explained me why i suck and that zerg is op.
few games later a terran crossed my way, xel naga caverns i drone scout on 14, see 2 barracks, no marines building and he had no gas, im platinum so i guessed this guy might want to fast expand which he did. i made speedlings and banes as quick as possible and crushed him. while i had to build a spire because he floated his buildings in the corners of the map he did what the toss did. told me i suck and i should play teran because its not that easy and OP shit like using banelings and kill everything ..
i had a decent win streak and for the last game of my ladder session i got a fellow zerg on shattered temple. i usually scout the close positions at 10 with a drone because i do not like get cheesed. i see a 6 pool.... i throw my pool at 12, before my pool was done he came in with the lings, chased my drones a bit then i killed him with my lings and he rages like a madman :D raging against my mother and that she just pooped me out and stuff like that -.-
it was a very entertaining evening i have to say! now i know that zerg is OP as fuck, and when you scout properly you suck !
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I almost never BM, but I had a moment came the other day where I couldn't help myself. It was 2AM, and I decided to play one last game before I went to bed, considering that I had school in the morning. I spawned PvT on Tal'Darim Altar, and wanting a quick game, I decided to do the Slayers_Alicia Voidray cheese, where you proxy a stargate at their fourth, and then use it to get vision of the highground and warp in zealots in their main. he 3 rax marauder expanded, meaning It's very tough to hold off, and though he saw my pylon warping in, didn't kill it. I managed to kill all his barracks, with 2 voids and a bunch of zealots, then when I moved up to his orbital, he had built five missle turrets in his mineral line, and 2 bunkers behind his minerals filled with marines. my voids could still range on his orbital, so they started killing it. He then lifted off, and put it behind his mineral line, in the very corner of his base, and started distance mining. at this point I just wanted the game to end so I could sleep, so the (approximate) exchange happened, as I expanded and looked ofr hidden expos.
Me: you obviously will win that way
Him: see how long I last
Me: please leave...
at this point I managed to move around to the back of his base and range against his orbital once again, and killed all his marines
Him: reminds me of alicia
Me: yes
Him: funny thing is I was expecting alicia
Me: cool.
Him: wellp gg
So i cheesed, into bad mannered and this guy was incredibly nice about it. he became my hero at that point...
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Haha, I still think the best answer to any rage is just "u mad?"
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